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Sir C
05-23-2017, 12:20 PM
They have also arrested a 23 year old man.

You'd imagine that such an explosion would leave relatively small bits from which to make an identification. Perhaps they just got lucky.

Monty92
05-23-2017, 12:22 PM
They have also arrested a 23 year old man.

You'd imagine that such an explosion would leave relatively small bits from which to make an identification. Perhaps they just got lucky.

He was carrying ID, appazza

Sir C
05-23-2017, 12:24 PM
He was carrying ID, appazza

It's officially Nothing To Do With Islam.

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redgunamo
05-23-2017, 12:46 PM
He was carrying ID, appazza

I gather you have to, otherwise you don't get "paid".

Ash
05-23-2017, 12:48 PM
I gather you have to, otherwise you don't get "paid".

You mean that Allah stands there, arms crossed, saying "Sorry mate. No ID, no 72 raisins for you, my friend."

redgunamo
05-23-2017, 12:51 PM
You mean that Allah stands there, arms crossed, saying "Sorry mate. No ID, no 72 raisins for you, my friend."

I think his earthly minions make sure your wife and kiddies are looked after at least. Slip them a quid or two and a handful of sweets. That sort of thing.

Burney
05-23-2017, 01:10 PM
They have also arrested a 23 year old man.

You'd imagine that such an explosion would leave relatively small bits from which to make an identification. Perhaps they just got lucky.

Did you see MI5 released a statement earlier? Rather suggests they ballsed up.

Sir C
05-23-2017, 01:11 PM
Did you see MI5 released a statement earlier? Rather suggests they ballsed up.

No, I'll have a looksee.

Pat Vegas
05-23-2017, 01:19 PM
He was carrying ID, appazza

How convenient.

Sir C
05-23-2017, 01:20 PM
How convenient.

Do you suspect a false flag operation, f?

Theresa May dunnit innit.

Pat Vegas
05-23-2017, 01:20 PM
Did you see MI5 released a statement earlier? Rather suggests they ballsed up.

They have a new sale on? I thought they went out of business.

Seems a bad thing to start hocking cheap furniture in light of a tragedy.

Pat Vegas
05-23-2017, 01:22 PM
Do you suspect a false flag operation, f?

Theresa May dunnit innit.

I was thinking they probably knew who he was and once again he was on some sort of watch list.

Sir C
05-23-2017, 01:24 PM
I was thinking they probably knew who he was and once again he was on some sort of watch list.

Yes, that was sort of my view, to be honest.

We could clearly do with a Guantanamo. Stick 'em up a mountain in Scotland.

Rich
05-23-2017, 01:53 PM
Yes, that was sort of my view, to be honest.

We could clearly do with a Guantanamo. Stick 'em up a mountain in Scotland.

And charge people £20 a pop to go and peer at them through the glass. There could be an information board on each won's alleged misdemeanors. This would reduce the burden on the humble tax payer and provide people with someone to do on a rainy day.