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Pat Vegas
05-23-2017, 07:43 AM
What did you have for breakfast?
redgunamo
05-23-2017, 07:49 AM
is not an elephant.

I hope.


Boiled eggs, dry bread. Small glass of beer.



What did you have for breakfast?
Sir C
05-23-2017, 08:02 AM
What did you have for breakfast?

Earl Grey, slice of lemon.

Two Marlboro Lights.
Mo Britain less Europe
05-23-2017, 08:10 AM
Cereal. 2 cups of English breakfast.
Sir C
05-23-2017, 08:12 AM
Cereal. 2 cups of English breakfast.

Did this cereal involve, erm, milk, m? :-( :puke:
Burney
05-23-2017, 08:15 AM
What did you have for breakfast?

A text at 5.50am from my wife in Manchester telling me she was OK. This rather confused me, since I had no idea why she wouldn't be OK. Then I checked the news. :-(
redgunamo
05-23-2017, 08:20 AM
A text at 5.50am from my wife in Manchester telling me she was OK. This rather confused me, since I had no idea why she wouldn't be OK. Then I checked the news. :-(

A confusing business indeed, especially if, like me, one had never even heard of the woman* before.

*The one responsible for that unfortunate gathering, I mean. Not your wife.
Burney
05-23-2017, 08:26 AM
A confusing business indeed, especially if, like me, one had never even heard of the woman* before.

*The one responsible for that unfortunate gathering, I mean. Not your wife.

I had heard of her due to having a teenage daughter. Although I wouldn't have been able to pick her out of a line up
Pat Vegas
05-23-2017, 08:30 AM
A text at 5.50am from my wife in Manchester telling me she was OK. This rather confused me, since I had no idea why she wouldn't be OK. Then I checked the news. :-(

I found out something was happening from former Awimber club level. as I had a quick look at facebook before going to sleep and he was mentioning manchester. I couldn't at that point be bothered to turn on the news.
redgunamo
05-23-2017, 08:32 AM
I had heard of her due to having a teenage daughter. Although I wouldn't have been able to pick her out of a line up

Yes, mine just filled us in on the details. Apparently quite a big noise in the teeny-bop world.

So to speak.

Oh, well. The whole thing has probably saved us a few quid :-|
Mo Britain less Europe
05-23-2017, 08:40 AM
Did this cereal involve, erm, milk, m? :-( :puke:

Goat milk. Yum.