Mesu****ch: Ocado delivery at 9.28 this morning

[Monty92]

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

[redgunamo]

Have you no umlaut, M #Mesutwätch



Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

[Burney]

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

Are you wànking as you type this?

[Sir C]

Are you wànking as you type this?

I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

[Burney]

I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

Good heavens. Are you not scared of cremating it?

[Sir C]

Good heavens. Are you not scared of cremating it?

Scared? A little. But imagine the consequences of nailing it! There is a tide in the affairs of men, after all.

[Pat Vegas]

Contents of delivery unknown.

Strangely, the bags were being taken into his garage.

Maybe he has a big chest freezer in there and was stocking up on frozen goods.

[redgunamo]

I've ordered a rib of beef fror Saturday. I'm going to Joetisserie the motherfúcker!

My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

Senile, I suppose.

[Sir C]

My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

Senile, I suppose.

Is he some sort of redneck?

[redgunamo]

Is he some sort of redneck?

Certainly not! African.

Not that there's anything wrong with rednecks and crackers and the like, of course.

[Burney]

My father keeps turning up here and insists on slow-cooking everything using my barbecue.

Senile, I suppose.

This weekend, Sir C was fussing over the readings from his multiple temperature gauges like an expectant mother. The end results were magnificent, though, I must say.

[Rich]

Maybe he has a big chest freezer in there and was stocking up on frozen goods.

:judge: This means that he's staying :cloud9: Wouldn't take a massive delivery of food if he was off to Bayern in 2 weeks.

[Sir C]

Certainly not! African.

Not that there's anything wrong with rednecks and crackers and the like, of course.

No reason an African can't be a redneck, imo. He likes the low and slow barbecue cook, perhaps he also favours a pick up truck with a gun rack and the works of Lynyrd Skynyrd? I can't help feeling you're being a little racialistic.

[Sir C]

This weekend, Sir C was fussing over the readings from his multiple temperature gauges like an expectant mother. The end results were magnificent, though, I must say.

Aw shucks, you're too kind. it was your rub that made it.

If only we could have coooked it for an hour longer and rested it for an additional hour...

[redgunamo]

No reason an African can't be a redneck, imo. He likes the low and slow barbecue cook, perhaps he also favours a pick up truck with a gun rack and the works of Lynyrd Skynyrd? I can't help feeling you're being a little racialistic.

Oh, I'm always doing that.

But "redneck" specifically refers to a certain sort. Redgunamos are a different matter entirely.

[IUFG]

:judge: This means that he's staying :cloud9: Wouldn't take a massive delivery of food if he was off to Bayern in 2 weeks.

Or stocking up for his leaving party...