Anyone else finding it impossible to access the arse.com page that tells you if

[Monty92]

you've been successful in the cup final ballot?

[Ash]

you've been successful in the cup final ballot?

Presumably you are hoping to be unsuccessful.

[Pat Vegas]

you've been successful in the cup final ballot?

Why don't you just knock up ozil for a some tickets.

[redgunamo]

Why don't you just knock up ozil for a some tickets.

It's only the FA cup, P. And M's a married man.

[redgunamo]

Presumably you are hoping to be unsuccessful.

No worries there, I think. It's obvious we're going to win.

Alexis always scores at Wembley, as does Per. Plus, one last open-topped bus reception for the manager.

[Monty92]

Presumably you are hoping to be unsuccessful.

Turns out I was successful. Ho hum.

I guess you're going to ask why I don't just give my ticket to someone who would enjoy it more, without realising what a stupid question it is.

[Ash]

Turns out I was successful. Ho hum.

I guess you're going to ask why I don't just give my ticket to someone who would enjoy it more, without realising what a stupid question it is.

I was considering an offer to take it off your hands, yes. :-) I was lucky, but Ms A wasn't. Obviously there is no guarrantee of enjoying a football match.

[Sir C]

you've been successful in the cup final ballot?

When is this game? I suppose I ought to check whether I'm free to attend.

Getting away from Wembley is such a bore, don't you find?

[SWv2]

When is this game? I suppose I ought to check whether I'm free to attend.

Getting away from Wembley is such a bore, don't you find?

Couple of pints in the old Irish centre to allow the crowds to pass then a swift taxi to Highbury Corner for more celebration pints.

That is how we rolled.

No tickets this year alas.

[World's End Stella]

When is this game? I suppose I ought to check whether I'm free to attend.

Getting away from Wembley is such a bore, don't you find?

Public transportation is your friend in these matters, Charles. I highly recommend it. :nod:

[Sir C]

Public transportation is your friend in these matters, Charles. I highly recommend it. :nod:

:nono: Public transport is infested with, well, your sort, I suppose.

I have no desire to contract common, thank you.

[Pokster]

:nono: Public transport is infested with, well, your sort, I suppose.

I have no desire to contract common, thank you.

The game is on the Television Sir C, a most enjoyable way to watch it imo

[Sir C]

The game is on the Television Sir C, a most enjoyable way to watch it imo

:nod: If I'm not on holiay I may take a peek.

[Burney]

:nod: If I'm not on holiay I may take a peek.

I was planning to avoid it, but my father has insisted on coming over to my place to watch it. :-(

[Sir C]

I was planning to avoid it, but my father has insisted on coming over to my place to watch it. :-(

Fúck me, how he'll moan :-(

[Burney]

Fúck me, how he'll moan :-(

I know. Part of me suspects that's his main motivation in coming. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

:nod: If I'm not on holiay I may take a peek.
I'm going on holiday the day after - 5am flight. Going to be absolutely ****ed