Can anyone top this if the kid most likely to be beaten up at school category

[Luis Anaconda]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

[Sir C]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment. :-(

[Sir C]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.

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[Burney]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

I'm imagining something along these lines...

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[redgunamo]

Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.

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Children is not rocket science; anybody can do it. People just need to stop looking for excuses.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm imagining something along these lines...

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That's the one. He turned out well

"James is now Lauren after a sex reassignment operation. I actually think she still seems confused and delirious. In fact the whole family are living in a world of fantasy, delirious, disfunctional and delusion."

[Pokster]

Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment. :-(

You'd be happy your son had a deerstalker,pipe and bow ties though

[Luis Anaconda]

Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.

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There are some wonderful quotes like that on the Highgate Mums Twitter feed. Would be more amusing if my sister wasn't one of them

[Monty92]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".

[Pokster]

My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".

Isn't yours called Anus??

[Burney]

My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".

I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.

[Luis Anaconda]

I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.

But if Dominion has poor skin, he will get called Dominos

[Monty92]

I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.

That's what we habitually call her.

[SWv2]

From a friend of friend on Facebook

"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."

The boy is called Cosmo

A deerstalker is okay. The pipe I could not condone on an 8 year old kid, gives the wrong message.