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Luis Anaconda
05-09-2017, 08:25 AM
From a friend of friend on Facebook
"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."
The boy is called Cosmo
Sir C
05-09-2017, 08:27 AM
From a friend of friend on Facebook
"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."
The boy is called Cosmo
Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment. :-(
Sir C
05-09-2017, 08:32 AM
From a friend of friend on Facebook
"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."
The boy is called Cosmo
Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.
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Burney
05-09-2017, 08:36 AM
From a friend of friend on Facebook
"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."
The boy is called Cosmo
I'm imagining something along these lines...
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redgunamo
05-09-2017, 08:41 AM
Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.
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Children is not rocket science; anybody can do it. People just need to stop looking for excuses.
Luis Anaconda
05-09-2017, 08:42 AM
I'm imagining something along these lines...
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That's the one. He turned out well
"James is now Lauren after a sex reassignment operation. I actually think she still seems confused and delirious. In fact the whole family are living in a world of fantasy, delirious, disfunctional and delusion."
Pokster
05-09-2017, 08:42 AM
Dear God, imagine if this were your progency. I guess that in theory you'd love it anyway, but... the disappointment. :-(
You'd be happy your son had a deerstalker,pipe and bow ties though
Luis Anaconda
05-09-2017, 08:43 AM
Wait, here is some amazing modern parenting from Facebook.
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There are some wonderful quotes like that on the Highgate Mums Twitter feed. Would be more amusing if my sister wasn't one of them
Monty92
05-09-2017, 09:02 AM
From a friend of friend on Facebook
"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."
The boy is called Cosmo
My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".
Pokster
05-09-2017, 09:10 AM
My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".
Isn't yours called Anus??
Burney
05-09-2017, 09:12 AM
My father-in-law has ensured that my daughter won't have the stupidest name in the family - he's calling his kid "Dominion".
I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.
Luis Anaconda
05-09-2017, 09:17 AM
I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.
But if Dominion has poor skin, he will get called Dominos
Monty92
05-09-2017, 09:20 AM
I suppose at least the poor little sod can call himself 'Dom'. Poor little Anus has no such option. Unless she goes for 'Inny' or something.
That's what we habitually call her.
From a friend of friend on Facebook
"My son wants a Fez – and only a Fez – for his 8th birthday. Yes, this is a genuine enquiry. Yes, I know you can get fancy-dress ones from a party shop. YES I KNOW. Remember, this is for a child who already has a range of bow-ties, a deerstalker and a pipe in his wardrobe."
The boy is called Cosmo
A deerstalker is okay. The pipe I could not condone on an 8 year old kid, gives the wrong message.
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