The new first lady of France

[World's End Stella]

64 :yikes:

Good lord but I will be happy if Mrs WES looks that good at 64.

But, more importantly - of course :nod:

[Burney]

64 :yikes:

Good lord but I will be happy if Mrs WES looks that good at 64.

But, more importantly - of course :nod:

She looks like Dr Zeus out of Planet of the Apes you fûcking wrongun.

[World's End Stella]

She looks like Dr Zeus out of Planet of the Apes you fûcking wrongun.

What can I say, Burney. Ever since my MILF experience as a younger man I have a soft spot for them.

And yes, I still would.

Thanks for ruining my fantasy with the Dr Zeus reference. :-(

[Burney]

What can I say, Burney. Ever since my MILF experience as a younger man I have a soft spot for them.

And yes, I still would.

Thanks for ruining my fantasy with the Dr Zeus reference. :-(

You fancy these, you absolute danger to society. :-(

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[Viva Prat Vegas]

What can I say, Burney. Ever since my MILF experience as a younger man I have a soft spot for them.

And yes, I still would.

Thanks for ruining my fantasy with the Dr Zeus reference. :-(

She looks like Glynis Barber with a Rod Hull jawline

[Sir C]

You fancy these, you absolute danger to society. :-(

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I've ordered the butt. Not a shoulder, an actual butt. 4 kg of butt :cloud9:

[Burney]

I've ordered the butt. Not a shoulder, an actual butt. 4 kg of butt :cloud9:

Would you say you like big butts and you cannot lie?

[Luis Anaconda]

You fancy these, you absolute danger to society. :-(

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1, 2 definitely

[World's End Stella]

Alternatively

607

Yup :nod:

[Burney]

1, 2 definitely

:nod: Say what you like about Dr Zeus, but those whiskers give you something to hang on to.

[Sir C]

Would you say you like big butts and you cannot lie?

We're going to inject this butt. We're going to get up to our nuts in butt.

[Burney]

We're going to inject this butt. We're going to get up to our nuts in butt.

Well, as invitations to be a weekend house guest, go, that's certainly...novel.

[Sir C]

Well, as invitations to be a weekend house guest, go, that's certainly...novel.

I wonder whether it is still de rigeuer to high five when swapping ends?

[World's End Stella]

We're going to inject this butt. We're going to get up to our nuts in butt.

I once sat in a bar in NY next to a chap from Georgia who kept waxing lyrical about butt. Apparently you rub something dry into it and then stick it in a smoker for about 24 hours and then pull it all apart and serve it on a bun with coleslaw and pickle.

Well, they do in Georgia, anyway.

[Sir C]

I once sat in a bar in NY next to a chap from Georgia who kept waxing lyrical about butt. Apparently you rub something dry into it and then stick it in a smoker for about 24 hours and then pull it all apart and serve it on a bun with coleslaw and pickle.

Well, they do in Georgia, anyway.

Your knowledge of barbecue techniques is as incisive as your knowledge of football :-(

[Burney]

I once sat in a bar in NY next to a chap from Georgia who kept waxing lyrical about butt. Apparently you rub something dry into it and then stick it in a smoker for about 24 hours and then pull it all apart and serve it on a bun with coleslaw and pickle.

Well, they do in Georgia, anyway.

Well given your penchant for Mme Macron, I'd have said dry butt would be right up your street.

[Burney]

I wonder whether it is still de rigeuer to high five when swapping ends?

I'm going to be picking meat out of my teeth for days, aren't I?

[Sir C]

I'm going to be picking meat out of my teeth for days, aren't I?

Is that a euphemism b? :-(

[Burney]

Is that a euphemism b? :-(

Actually, no. And I don't want to think about it too closely. :-(

[World's End Stella]

Your knowledge of barbecue techniques is as incisive as your knowledge of football :-(

There is no need to be rude. Ahem.

I am merely repeating what this southern chap had to say about barbeque. And if I'm honest, I'm guessing most people from Georgia have forgotten more about barbequing than all of Kent has ever known.

So ner. :p

[World's End Stella]

Actually, I just realized he was from Alabama, kept going on about the Iron Bowl, which is an American football game between Auburn University and the University of Alabama.

Anyway, same thing applies. People from Kent don't lecture people from Georgia or Alabama about barbeque.

[Sir C]

Actually, I just realized he was from Alabama, kept going on about the Iron Bowl, which is an American football game between Auburn University and the University of Alabama.

Anyway, same thing applies. People from Kent don't lecture people from Georgia or Alabama about barbeque.

They are Yanquis and therefore no nothing from food.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I'm going to be picking meat out of my teeth for days, aren't I?

I can lend you a bass string to floss your teeth with