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Burney
05-05-2017, 01:25 PM
Time to leave, I think.

Luis Anaconda
05-05-2017, 01:30 PM
Time to leave, I think.

Pic?

Asking for a friend

Sir C
05-05-2017, 01:31 PM
Time to leave, I think.

Afternoon shagathon, imo. Imagine you're all French and sophicticated, enjoying the cinq á sept, rather than wallowing in a fat chick's sweat and fungus.

Burney
05-05-2017, 01:37 PM
Afternoon shagathon, imo. Imagine you're all French and sophicticated, enjoying the cinq á sept, rather than wallowing in a fat chick's sweat and fungus.

Urggh, no! She just started talking to me about how she lost her job recently, then finished her drink in a meaningful fashion.
I proceeded to finish mine in an equally meaningful fashion, bid her good day and left.

Peter
05-05-2017, 01:39 PM
Time to leave, I think.

She'll look thinner after a fourth pint, b.

Get in ;)

SWv2
05-05-2017, 01:44 PM
She'll look thinner after a fourth pint, b.

Get in ;)

Fat chicks are normally quite "generous" I always found.

A missed opportunity I fear.

redgunamo
05-05-2017, 04:04 PM
Fat chicks are normally quite "generous" I always found.

A missed opportunity I fear.

Right. "Never say 'no' to adventures, always say 'yes'. Otherwise you'll lead a very dull life." As our old friend Caractacus would say.