Tonight I'm going for dinner with two bona fide London design industry hipster types

[Monty92]

I have no idea what these kind of chaps tend to talk about - it's just a category of human that has almost entirely passed me by.

Should I just bail in and ask what they think of Allans?

[redgunamo]

I have no idea what these kind of chaps tend to talk about - it's just a category of human that has almost entirely passed me by.

Should I just bail in and ask what they think of Allans?

The football is always safe ground, imo, so long as you don't overdo the thing ;-)

[Sir C]

I have no idea what these kind of chaps tend to talk about - it's just a category of human that has almost entirely passed me by.

Should I just bail in and ask what they think of Allans?

For God's sake don't let them know you're jewish, they'll get Ken Livingstone and his Sonderkommando on the emergency jewphone instantly :-(

[Burney]

I have no idea what these kind of chaps tend to talk about - it's just a category of human that has almost entirely passed me by.

Should I just bail in and ask what they think of Allans?

I assume they're quahs?

[Monty92]

For God's sake don't let them know you're jewish, they'll get Ken Livingstone and his Sonderkommando on the emergency jewphone instantly :-(

You didn't ask me where we're going :-(

Temper, since you didn't ask.

[Monty92]

I assume they're quahs?

No, both good family men. Beta-males down to their arseholes though.

NTTAWWT of course. I'm sure many would consider me to be one too.

[Sir C]

You didn't ask me where we're going :-(

Temper, since you didn't ask.

You'll hate it.

[Monty92]

You'll hate it.

Why would that be?

[Sir C]

Why would that be?

Because of the food.

[Burney]

No, both good family men. Beta-males down to their arseholes though.

NTTAWWT of course. I'm sure many would consider me to be one too.

I sort of assume any male with anything to do with the fashion industry is a bender, to be honest. After all, it's not a proper chap's job, is it?

Conversationally, I should voice a few right-wing views and see what happens, tbh.

[Monty92]

Because of the food.

Really? Because of my famous distaste for smoked and barbecued meats?

Strange man.

[Sir C]

Really? Because of my famous distaste for smoked and barbecued meats?

Strange man.

No, because these smoked and barbecued meats are smoked and barbecued rather well.

In short, there's nothing drowned in syrupy sweet marinades with which to appeal to your famously juvenile palate.

[Monty92]

I sort of assume any male with anything to do with the fashion industry is a bender, to be honest. After all, it's not a proper chap's job, is it?

Conversationally, I should voice a few right-wing views and see what happens, tbh.

Oh no, not that type of design. They work in product and service design.

Still a sector heavily populated by gay men, to be fair.

[Monty92]

No, because these smoked and barbecued meats are smoked and barbecued rather well.

In short, there's nothing drowned in syrupy sweet marinades with which to appeal to your famously juvenile palate.

Ok...........