Fúcking hell, have you heard th dirge we're entering in the Eurovision

[Sir C]

song contest?

Just at the time we need to be shoving a good, firm musical cóck up Europe's ungreased ring, we come up with some unredeemable, funereal borefest.

I suppose it's the communists at the BBC who engineered this shameful surrender.

[Burney]

song contest?

Just at the time we need to be shoving a good, firm musical cóck up Europe's ungreased ring, we come up with some unredeemable, funereal borefest.

I suppose it's the communists at the BBC who engineered this shameful surrender.

We ought to withdraw completely following Mrs May's speech.
Or just launch drone strikes against the competitors from our fellow EU countries.