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Sir C
05-03-2017, 12:30 PM
Checked the hospital website and found a choice of:

Two Allans
One Bubble
One seek

Can you guess which won I chose awimb?
Burney
05-03-2017, 12:34 PM
Checked the hospital website and found a choice of:

Two Allans
One Bubble
One seek

Can you guess which won I chose awimb?

I'd go with the Sikh.
Sir C
05-03-2017, 12:40 PM
I'd go with the Sikh.

:nod: I considered the Bubble but... you know. You wouldn't feel confident the bugger would stay awake long enough to do the job, would you?
Burney
05-03-2017, 12:42 PM
:nod: I considered the Bubble but... you know. You wouldn't feel confident the bugger would stay awake long enough to do the job, would you?

Of course not. What are they going to cut open? Your earhole?
Sir C
05-03-2017, 12:44 PM
Of course not. What are they going to cut open? Your earhole?

No. My shoulders. My arms haven't been working so well for a few months. I thought it was time to have them looked at.

I'm falling apart b. It's all happened since I stopped taking drugs.
Burney
05-03-2017, 12:47 PM
No. My shoulders. My arms haven't been working so well for a few months. I thought it was time to have them looked at.

I'm falling apart b. It's all happened since I stopped taking drugs.

All the exercise has clearly fùcked you :-(

This'll be you in a couple of years' time.

586
Sir C
05-03-2017, 12:50 PM
All the exercise has clearly fùcked you :-(

This'll be you in a couple of years' time.

586

I suspect what I've got is arm cancer. In both arms and my ear.

They're going to chop my 'nads off, aren't they? :-(
Burney
05-03-2017, 12:56 PM
I suspect what I've got is arm cancer. In both arms and my ear.

They're going to chop my 'nads off, aren't they? :-(

I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.
Sir C
05-03-2017, 12:57 PM
I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.

Still, mustn't grumble. Probably better off without.
redgunamo
05-03-2017, 01:00 PM
I should think so. In my experience, it seems to be their answer to everything.

Right. Unless they decide your physical ailments are actually psychosomatic. Then it's kerching!
Burney
05-03-2017, 01:02 PM
Still, mustn't grumble. Probably better off without.

Yes. Seems to suit cats quite nicely.