Moving out of Londonwimb.

[Sir C]

Look at this fúcker.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43125629?search_identifier=23fbfd0b145845d5c97ff37 a7bdd4643#b8OHZyBuV6DKlGtJ.97

[Burney]

Look at this fúcker.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43125629?search_identifier=23fbfd0b145845d5c97ff37 a7bdd4643#b8OHZyBuV6DKlGtJ.97

I know exactly where that place is.

Seriously, though, could you take the bleakness and the isolation?

[Sir C]

I know exactly where that place is.

Seriously, though, could you take the bleakness and the isolation?

I love the bleakness, when it's bleak, and when it isn't bleak it's magical.

I positively yearn for the isolation. I'd have some sheeps and possibly a dog, and might go for days without seeing another human being save the glw :cloud9:

[Burney]

I love the bleakness, when it's bleak, and when it isn't bleak it's magical.

I positively yearn for the isolation. I'd have some sheeps and possibly a dog, and might go for days without seeing another human being save the glw :cloud9:

I get that, but will you like isolation and bleakness as much when they're not a choice, but are forced upon you by location?

You get depressed by cold, dark winters in Kent, mate. What are you going to be like after six months on the fûcking crag in a place where you still get frosts in June?

[Sir C]

I get that, but will you like isolation as much when it's not a choice, but is forced upon you by location?

You get depressed by cold, dark winters in Kent, mate. What are you going to be like after six months on the fûcking crag in a place where you still got frosts in June?

I won't be working so I'll simply fúck off somewhere warmer. Although I'll be skint, so it'll have to be somewhere warmer and cheaper.

Admittedly, my plan needs a slight fettle.

[Ash]

Look at this fúcker.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43125629?search_identifier=23fbfd0b145845d5c97ff37 a7bdd4643#b8OHZyBuV6DKlGtJ.97

I've stayed in Threkeld. Very handy for Blencathra.

No shops though. Had to walk several miles into Keswick and back along the disused railway line to buy a sandwich for lunch. Lovely walk, tbf.

Did you know that Chiswick used to be spelled Ceswick?

[Burney]

I won't be working so I'll simply fúck off somewhere warmer. Although I'll be skint, so it'll have to be somewhere warmer and cheaper.

Admittedly, my plan needs a slight fettle.

I'll get you one of these as a going away present.

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[Burney]

I've stayed in Threkeld. Very handy for Blencathra.

No shops though. Had to walk several miles into Keswick and back along the disused railway line to buy a sandwich for lunch. Lovely walk, tbf.

Did you know that Chiswick used to be spelled Ceswick?


That is a lovely walk. The one that starts/ends by the leisure centre?

[Sir C]

I've stayed in Threkeld. Very handy for Blencathra.

No shops though. Had to walk several miles into Keswick and back along the disused railway line to buy a sandwich for lunch. Lovely walk, tbf.

Did you know that Chiswick used to be spelled Ceswick?

I'm actually considering somewhere around Penrith, even a little east. Just outside the national park bit, prices are ridiculously cheap and you've got it all on your doorstep.

[Sir C]

I've stayed in Threkeld. Very handy for Blencathra.

No shops though. Had to walk several miles into Keswick and back along the disused railway line to buy a sandwich for lunch. Lovely walk, tbf.

Did you know that Chiswick used to be spelled Ceswick?

Sorry I didn't know that about Chiswick. Mind you, to the best of my knowledge I've never been to Chiswick. Keswick has the best Booth's, though.

[Burney]

I'm actually considering somewhere around Penrith, even a little east. Just outside the national park bit, prices are ridiculously cheap and you've got it all on your doorstep.

Good butcher in Penrith. Did lamb & apple sausages that were surprisingly delicious.

[Sir C]

Good butcher in Penrith. Did lamb & apple sausages that were surprisingly delicious.

I am going to exercise droit de seigneur over the locals when I live here.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43698055?search_identifier=421e129b9b0bddbcf01a3fa 98f4c4b8f#C25FgO7UY67gGw46.97

[Burney]

I am going to exercise droit de seigneur over the locals when I live here.

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43698055?search_identifier=421e129b9b0bddbcf01a3fa 98f4c4b8f#C25FgO7UY67gGw46.97

Fùck me that's cheap. :yikes:

Mind you, have you seen the state of Cumbrian women? I'd rather take my chances with the sheep.

[Sir C]

Fùck me that's cheap. :yikes:

Mind you, have you seen the state of Cumbrian women? I'd rather take my chances with the sheep.

I'm hardly retiring and moving up norf to go on the pull, b.

[Burney]

I'm hardly retiring and moving up norf to go on the pull, b.

Oh, I was just referring to your 'droit de seigneur' comment. I thought you were planning to throw your leg over the various local maidens.

[Ash]

Good butcher in Penrith. Did lamb & apple sausages that were surprisingly delicious.

A bloody good tyre repair place too. Have needed it twice. :-(

[Ash]

Sorry I didn't know that about Chiswick. Mind you, to the best of my knowledge I've never been to Chiswick. Keswick has the best Booth's, though.

I like Chiswick. Probably my favourite part of West London to wander around. Can't get a decent breakfast though unless you literally step over the border into Hammersmith.

[Ash]

That is a lovely walk. The one that starts/ends by the leisure centre?

Not sure. I was going to say the railway station but ....

[Sir C]

Oh, I was just referring to your 'droit de seigneur' comment. I thought you were planning to throw your leg over the various local maidens.

Oh I see what you mean. Yes, silly of me. To be honest, there don't appear to be any young Cumbrian people left in Cumbria. It would appear that all the young people have fúcked off elsewhere, perhaps in search of jobs, leaving a vacuum to be filled by Romanian and Polish young people to do the jobs of which there are none. Pardon?

[Burney]

Not sure. I was going to say the railway station but ....

That's right. The old railway station is there with a car park that also serves the leisure centre/swimming pool

[Burney]

Oh I see what you mean. Yes, silly of me. To be honest, there don't appear to be any young Cumbrian people left in Cumbria. It would appear that all the young people have fúcked off elsewhere, perhaps in search of jobs, leaving a vacuum to be filled by Romanian and Polish young people to do the jobs of which there are none. Pardon?

I've been looking at the pics of that place. If you buy it, do you get to keep the pictures of ancient ancestors in armour? You could be like Edwin Flawse in The Throwback :cloud9:

[Sir C]

I've been looking at the pics of that place. If you buy it, do you get to keep the pictures of ancient ancestors in armour? You could be like Edwin Flawse in The Throwback :cloud9:

Too right. And I'll buy one of those titles like yanks do.

[Luis Anaconda]

Too right. And I'll buy one of those titles like yanks do.

You could probably get Sir Chips name for a cheap price

[Sir C]

You could probably get Sir Chips name for a cheap price

Is he the Peckham one? I'm not sure I want to be Lord Peckham.

[IUFG]

Fùck me that's cheap. :yikes:

Or pay £700k for a semi in Digswell

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/43576797?search_identifier=7e2492e0ba5bf2af0a68169 22209b5f9#mjD41dY4ehmtHJk8.97

just outside of London in the green belt. On the mainline in. Nice place.