Eggs for lunch.

[Sir C]

Should I make:

Fried eggs on toast.
Poached eggs on toast.
Cheese omelette.
Boiled eggs and soldiers.
Egg mayonnaise sangweches.

I don't really fancy egg :-(

[Burney]

Should I make:

Fried eggs on toast.
Poached eggs on toast.
Cheese omelette.
Boiled eggs and soldiers.
Egg mayonnaise sangweches.

I don't really fancy egg :-(

Omelette is the least eggy of those eggy options imo. Although a lot depends how snotty you make it, I guess.

Or you could just not make anything with eggs.

[Sir C]

Omelette is the least eggy of those eggy options imo. Although a lot depends how snotty you make it, I guess.

Or you could just not make anything with eggs.

I have an excess of eggs, though. I am replete with eggs, overblessed, burdened with eggs.

I'll do an omelette and chuck a load of chilli in it.

[Burney]

I have an excess of eggs, though. I am replete with eggs, overblessed, burdened with eggs.

I'll do an omelette and chuck a load of chilli in it.

You don't have to eat them. The chickens won't care.

[Sir C]

You don't have to eat them. The chickens won't care.

They are God's gift to us, b. Should I take these precious parcels of goodness and, quite literally, throw them in the good Lord's face? :-(

[Burney]

They are God's gift to us, b. Should I take these precious parcels of goodness and, quite literally, throw them in the good Lord's face? :-(

You could let them go manky and throw them at a lefty. This idiot, for instance.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/10/free-housing-universal-right-free-market

[Ash]

They are God's gift to us, b. Should I take these precious parcels of goodness and, quite literally, throw them in the good Lord's face? :-(

Eat them! Eat them all!

Make a big wobbly pile of fried eggs and enjoy a golden yoke heaven.

[IUFG]

Eat them! Eat them all!

Make a big wobbly pile of fried eggs and enjoy a golden yoke heaven.

multiple fried egg sandwiches . . . mmmmmmmmm