I believe I have arm cancer.

[Sir C]

Possibly arm aids. Anyway, something is causing me pain in the upper arms. I clearly need a referral to my local private hospital, but to get one I must visit my GP.

The next appointment available is on 19th April.

I pay NIC for this shít?

Rich, could you please just write me a referral letter to the Chelsfield Park Hospital?

[Burney]

Possibly arm aids. Anyway, something is causing me pain in the upper arms. I clearly need a referral to my local private hospital, but to get one I must visit my GP.

The next appointment available is on 19th April.

I pay NIC for this shít?

Rich, could you please just write me a referral letter to the Chelsfield Park Hospital?

Both upper arms? It could be a double heart attack imo.

[Sir C]

Both upper arms? It could be a double heart attack imo.

Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.

[Burney]

Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.

Probably not. It could be the running, of course. All that arm-pumping catching up with you.

Do you lift?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Can an infarct go on for 6 months? I've never heard of such a thing.

IF you have pins and needles you are having a Mike Parry

[Burney]

IF you have pins and needles you are having a Mike Parry

Oh, that's reminded me of a video that I couldn't stop laughing at.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLWWx2FEzuE

[Sir C]

Probably not. It could be the running, of course. All that arm-pumping catching up with you.

Do you lift?

I did some lifting but stopped when both my arms apparently snapped above the elbow. They don't seem to be fixing themselves.

[Burney]

I did some lifting but stopped when both my arms apparently snapped above the elbow. They don't seem to be fixing themselves.

Ah. What you've done - and excuse me using the technical term - is fùcked your arms. :nod:

You'll receive my invoice for this consultation shortly. Good day.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

I did it with a stick of cinnamon
Nothing happened

[Sir C]

Ah. What you've done - and excuse me using the technical term - is fùcked your arms. :nod:

You'll receive my invoice for this consultation shortly. Good day.

I can get an online appointment with a doctor for £7! I'm going to give it a go.

[Burney]

I can get an online appointment with a doctor for £7! I'm going to give it a go.

Can you check his bona fides beforehand?

It'll be tendonitis, btw.

[Burney]

I did it with a stick of cinnamon
Nothing happened

I used to like chewing cinnamon sticks as a kid. Odd, really.

[Sir C]

Can you check his bona fides beforehand?

It'll be tendonitis, btw.

I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.

It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

[Burney]

I don't care about his boner, I just want a referral letter.

It ain't tendons, it's bonular I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES.

That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.

[Sir C]

That's because tendons are attached to your bones, mate. I have rotator cuff tendonitis in my shoulder that flares up when I throw balls or serve in tennis. Makes it go all weak and hurty.

Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?

[Burney]

Why are you trying to hijack my armbone cancer?

I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am. :shrug:

[Sir C]

I'm trying to reassure you that you aren't in mortal danger or in need of a double arm-putation like the friend I am. :shrug:

:-( I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

arm-putation

8-) 8-)

[Burney]

:-( I was hoping for three months in a quiet hospital bed and years of sympathy afterwards :-(

You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

You could get robot arms. They're pretty cool these days.

Sir C would have to take them off when going through airport security before a package holiday to Marbs

[Burney]

Sir C would have to take them off when going through airport security before a package holiday to Marbs

How the fück is he going to take them both off, ffs?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

How the fück is he going to take them both off, ffs?

Swing both arms in reverse to undo the screws far enough to drop off from the aged body

[Ash]

I used to like chewing cinnamon sticks as a kid. Odd, really.

Did you ever try smoking them? There was a theory that you could get a buzz. I'm fairly sure I never did but it didn't stop me from keeping trying. :-|