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Burney
03-29-2017, 02:49 PM
I guess he's going to need a plastic arsehole like Joanna Lumley. :-(

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matador-whose-anus-was-completely-destroyed-by-bull-is-doing-okay-6533489/
Sir C
03-29-2017, 02:57 PM
I guess he's going to need a plastic arsehole like Joanna Lumley. :-(

http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/25/matador-whose-anus-was-completely-destroyed-by-bull-is-doing-okay-6533489/

:clap: Bull 1, Ársehole 0
Burney
03-29-2017, 03:01 PM
:clap: Bull 1, Ársehole 0

I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.

Besides, 11 inches doesn't sound like that much to me. I've seen worse.
Burney
03-29-2017, 03:05 PM
I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.

Besides, 11 inches doesn't sound like that much to me. I've seen worse.

Also, referring in the same story to 'The largest ring in the world' seems a bit insensitive. :-(
Sir C
03-29-2017, 03:08 PM
Also, referring in the same story to 'The largest ring in the world' seems a bit insensitive. :-(

I bet he's not worried about the old farmers any more, anyway.
Burney
03-29-2017, 03:09 PM
I bet he's not worried about the old farmers any more, anyway.

He probably is. They're just somewhere near his tonsils these days.
IUFG
03-29-2017, 04:07 PM
I must admit, I do struggle with the idea that a chap 'WHOSE ANUS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED WHEN AN 11-INCH BULL'S HORN WAS RAMMED UP HIS SPHINCTER' can be considered to be 'doing OK', tbh. He doesn't look OK.


Whilst the Metro is not often feted for its journalistic content; that has to be one of the best lead lines in history imo
Burney
03-29-2017, 04:13 PM
Whilst the Metro is not often feted for its journalistic content; that has to be one of the best lead lines in history imo

Yes. Although I had to correct 'who's' to 'whose' because they're illiterate and don't have subs anymore, of course. :rolleyes: