I'm trying to decide whether I prefer my Hula Hoops in beef

[Sir C]

or salt n vinegar.

It's a fúcking poser, and no mistake.

I haven't had Hula Hoops for about 5 years :cry:

[Luis Anaconda]

or salt n vinegar.

It's a fúcking poser, and no mistake.

I haven't had Hula Hoops for about 5 years :cry:
I always have beef as soon as I get back to the UK - mainly because that is what WH Smith's sells

[Sir C]

I always have beef as soon as I get back to the UK - mainly because that is what WH Smith's sells

Do you only buy your Hula Hoops from W H Smith, la? Is it a religious thing?

[Burney]

or salt n vinegar.

It's a fúcking poser, and no mistake.

I haven't had Hula Hoops for about 5 years :cry:

Plain are best. When you open a packet of beef crisps, you are engulfed in an unholy stench of death :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

Do you only buy your Hula Hoops from W H Smith, la? Is it a religious thing?

Yes. Allah told me to

[PSRB]

Plain are best. When you open a packet of beef crisps, you are engulfed in an unholy stench of death :-(

The now do the BIG hoops, those in plain and they fit on your fingers like they used to to when were young. :eat:

[Burney]

The now do the BIG hoops, those in plain and they fit on your fingers like they used to to when were young. :eat:

Yes. I ate a packet of those on Boxing Day. Most pleasing imo.

[Sir C]

Plain are best. When you open a packet of beef crisps, you are engulfed in an unholy stench of death :-(

I've been out and got me some beef wons. Grab bag size :cloud9:

[Burney]

I've been out and got me some beef wons. Grab bag size :cloud9:

Have you released the abbatoir fug yet? :-(

[Sir C]

Have you released the abbatoir fug yet? :-(

I'm surrounded by a visible brown miasma.

[IUFG]

I've been out and got me some beef wons. Grab bag size :cloud9:

wd, sc

the beef variety. all day. every day.

salt n vinegar? Discos only.

ready salted? what's the point?

[Burney]

I'm surrounded by a visible brown miasma.

Yes, but have you opened the Hula Hoops yet?

[Sir C]

wd, sc

the beef variety. all day. every day.

salt n vinegar? Discos only.

ready salted? what's the point?

They were tremendous, i. I wish I'd bought two packs.

[Burney]

They were tremendous, i. I wish I'd bought two packs.

I knew a chap at school who ate Bovril crisps until his breath was virtually toxic and people no longer wanted anything to do with him.

He went on to become a hardline Islamic type.

There's a lesson for us all there, I think.

[Sir C]

I knew a chap at school who ate Bovril crisps until his breath was virtually toxic and people no longer wanted anything to do with him.

He went on to become a hardline Islamic type.

There's a lesson for us all there, I think.

Actually, I'd forgotten all about Bovril. When I return to the north in winter, I think I'm going to fill mynthermos with Bovril instead of tea. I may add a drop of scotch to keep the chill out.

[Burney]

Actually, I'd forgotten all about Bovril. When I return to the north in winter, I think I'm going to fill mynthermos with Bovril instead of tea. I may add a drop of scotch to keep the chill out.

Bullshot????

[Sir C]

Bullshot????

Don't mind if I do, cheers.

[Burney]

Don't mind if I do, cheers.

Actually, I loved Bovril as a kid. I've enjoyed it on football terraces, as well - particularly at Stockport's Edgeley Park where it was know charmingly as 'beefy drink'.

[Sir C]

Actually, I loved Bovril as a kid. I've enjoyed it on football terraces, as well - particularly at Stockport's Edgeley Park where it was know charmingly as 'beefy drink'.

That's what it was called at Highbury and the Emirates, as well. The glw was always unimpressed with my half-time choice of beverage.

[Burney]

That's what it was called at Highbury and the Emirates, as well. The glw was always unimpressed with my half-time choice of beverage.

Well she is the one who has to kiss you, to be fair. I remember it being called 'beef drink' or 'hot beef drink' at Highbury, but I may be wrong. I didn't know we still did it, as I always have sh1t beer instead. :-(

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Aeroplain HulaHoops when in company
Beefy HulaHoops when alone

[Sir C]

Aeroplain HulaHoops when in company
Beefy HulaHoops when alone

Plain ones are ok if you can add additional salt imo. Otherwise they're a bit bland.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Plain ones are ok if you can add additional salt imo. Otherwise they're a bit bland.

I do that with nuts
I add pepper too for a hot kick

[Burney]

I do that with nuts
I add pepper too for a hot kick

I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days. Seriously, the whole point of a Ritz cracker is the lumps of salt, surely?

[Ash]

Actually, I'd forgotten all about Bovril. When I return to the north in winter, I think I'm going to fill mynthermos with Bovril instead of tea. I may add a drop of scotch to keep the chill out.

I've never taken a flask, or even owned one, until now. I have the Bovril too to put in it.

[Sir C]

I have to do it with Ritz crackers these days. Seriously, the whole point of a Ritz cracker is the lumps of salt, surely?

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

[PSRB]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

[Burney]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Yeah, they're alright. A bit melty, though.

[Sir C]

Ritz biscuits with Primula cheese made into a little biscuity sandwich

Carrs Cheese Melts for actual proper cheese board stuff

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns. :-(

[Burney]

Carrs Melts. Superior to your Ritz cracker in all respects.

Indeed. You'd take a Carr's Melt home to meet mother, but for a good dirty weekend, your Ritz cracker's the thing.

[Burney]

I once saw a tube of Primula cheese with, wait for it, prawns.

The really distressing part of the story is that I bought the tube of Primula cheese with prawns, and I ate the tube of Primula cheese with prawns. :-(

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

[Sir C]

I don't think I've ever knowingly eaten Primula cheese. Does this mean I'm part of the out-of-touch metropolitan liberal elite?

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

[Burney]

I think the liberal elite eat Primula cheese, but ironically. It's basically Dairylea in a toothpaste tube, but the addition of prawns was a work of genius.

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

[Sir C]

Do the prawns not block up the nozzle?

Not if you squeeze hard enough.

[Burney]

Not if you squeeze hard enough.

Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?

[Sir C]

Gosh. I have clearly been missing out all these years. Do you just squeeze it straight into your mouth?

Dear God, that would be monstrous; the barbarous act of, I dfon't know, a protestant, perhaps!

(Yes)