We have approached Tutchel at Dortmund :cloud9:

[SWv2]

Don't believe the denials.

[Burney]

Don't believe the denials.

The magic Tutchel? A Tutchel of Class? Finishing Tutchel?

Good for headlines imo.

[Rich]

Don't believe the denials.

Oh please don't tell me you're pulling my leg? Where have you heard this? Twitter?

[Sir C]

Don't believe the denials.

Tuchel, I believe. It will be fun listening to football fans attempting the 'ch' sound in Tuchel.

I don't want him. He looks like the Mengele type.

[Burney]

Tuchel, I believe. It will be fun listening to football fans attempting the 'ch' sound in Tuchel.

I don't want him. He looks like the Mengele type.

To be fair, ALL Germans look the Mengele type to you.

[SWv2]

Tuchel, I believe. It will be fun listening to football fans attempting the 'ch' sound in Tuchel.

I don't want him. He looks like the Mengele type.

Too shell?

[Pat Vegas]

Too shell?

good idea I need some diesel.

[Sir C]

To be fair, ALL Germans look the Mengele type to you.

"First, ze cold bath, zen ze hot, now ve cut ze leg like zis, now ve shprinkle in ze anthrax..."

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[Sir C]

Too shell?

Nein. Like the Welsh ch in bach. Unless he's from the south, when it would be a bit more 'sch'. But they're almost Austrian and don't count.

[Rich]

Too shell?

Does he bring an in-depth knowledge of doping in football with him? Let's hope so.

[Pat Vegas]

Nein. Like the Welsh ch in bach. Unless he's from the south, when it would be a bit more 'sch'. But they're almost Austrian and don't count.

I was looking at this bloke and looking a photo of Allegri. they have the same hair. :sherlock:

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT0Mt10o7_MCifmXl4qN5fBoleYknuxy iaZz2n2YyLp-wm9Yk80fw

http://images.performgroup.com/di/library/goal_it/7d/42/massimiliano-allegri-juventus_ixb3nla0o76s13h3m3ovz7yak.jpg?t=361882125&w=620&h=430

[Luis Anaconda]

Nein. Like the Welsh ch in bach. Unless he's from the south, when it would be a bit more 'sch'. But they're almost Austrian and don't count.

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[SWv2]

Does he bring an in-depth knowledge of doping in football with him? Let's hope so.

Only if you choose to believe these things Richard.

As a man of science and medicine (LOL) I trust you don’t jump to ill-informed and lazy accusations.

[Rich]

Only if you choose to believe these things Richard.

As a man of science and medicine (LOL) I trust you don’t jump to ill-informed and lazy accusations.

Well it's preferable to go with the doping line over the admission that there is a huge gulf in class between us and Europe's top 10 or so teams.

[Sir C]

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They're a bit... basic though, aren't they?

[Burney]

They're a bit... basic though, aren't they?

After March 29th, surely we should be packing these foreigners off, not getting more in?

[Sir C]

After March 29th, surely we should be packing these foreigners off, not getting more in?

:cloud9: Ausländer 'raus! shall be our new motto.

[Burney]

:cloud9: Ausländer 'raus! shall be our new motto.

We should make them all queue for the right to stay. Anyone who jumps the queue is out, since they clearly haven't assimilated.

[SWv2]

Well it's preferable to go with the doping line over the admission that there is a huge gulf in class between us and Europe's top 10 or so teams.

Well there is no shame in that.

[redgunamo]

Tuchel, I believe. It will be fun listening to football fans attempting the 'ch' sound in Tuchel.

No worries. In three months, we can just call him ****.