Talking of Arsenal fans arguing on the internet, I take it we've all seen this?

[Burney]

:hehe: wd Positively Arsenal.

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[Sir C]

:hehe: wd Positively Arsenal.

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Oh yes, I like that, except that I can't decide whose side I'm on.

[Burney]

Oh yes, I like that, except that I can't decide whose side I'm on.

Indeed. In any other context, you'd sympathise with Positively Arsenal. It's only really in the context of ages that we habitually round down.

[Rich]

:hehe: wd Positively Arsenal.

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Hard not to have respect for Positively Arsenal, there. Cornered and with seemingly no escape, he refuses to concede defeat. Wd PA imo.

[Sir C]

Hard not to have respect for Positively Arsenal, there. Cornered and with seemingly no escape, he refuses to concede defeat. Wd PA imo.

What was the story with your boss then? Has he been interfering with little girls' bicyle seats?

[Rich]

What was the story with your boss then? Has he been interfering with little girls' bicyle seats?

Invoicing fictitious appointments to the Partners. Surrey Police investigating.

He's moved out of his house leaving his wife and kids there too. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Invoicing fictitious appointments to the Partners. Surrey Police investigating.

He's moved out of his house leaving his wife and kids there too. :-(

Happens everywhere.
My first job there was 4 fictitious people on the pay roll. accountant got slammed.
Night manager was on the fiddle refunding his credit card between shifts.

Then I worked for a smaller company where the accountant stole 1.5m over several years.
the owner got suspicious when he turned up to work in a new jag.

smaller scale.
2 bar men at the hotel worked there for years. not on a big salary but seemed to be there forever. but turned up again with audi's and stuff. under the guise of being part time models.
robbing the bar blind on a nightly basis.

[redgunamo]

Invoicing fictitious appointments to the Partners. Surrey Police investigating.

Perhaps I can get Surrey Police to investigate my kids too, while they're at it :rubchin:

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Happens everywhere.
My first job there was 4 fictitious people on the pay roll. accountant got slammed.
Night manager was on the fiddle refunding his credit card between shifts.

Then I worked for a smaller company where the accountant stole 1.5m over several years.
the owner got suspicious when he turned up to work in a new jag.

smaller scale.
2 bar men at the hotel worked there for years. not on a big salary but seemed to be there forever. but turned up again with audi's and stuff. under the guise of being part time models.
robbing the bar blind on a nightly basis.

Then they all hired a lawyer called Riki to represent them

[Sir C]

Invoicing fictitious appointments to the Partners. Surrey Police investigating.

He's moved out of his house leaving his wife and kids there too. :-(

Supporting a drugs habit or mistyress, no doubt.

Good man.

[redgunamo]

Supporting a drugs habit or mistyress, no doubt.

Good man.

I was going to say, no sexual deviance usually equals dodgy geezer, doesn't it. Phew.

[World's End Stella]

Indeed. In any other context, you'd sympathise with Positively Arsenal. It's only really in the context of ages that we habitually round down.

Graham seems smarter and more amusing.

I'm with Graham.

[Burney]

Supporting a drugs habit or mistyress, no doubt.

Good man.

Poor chap. :-(

Hang on, though. Was this the NHS he was defrauding? If so, he should obviously be hanged.

[Rich]

Supporting a drugs habit or mistyress, no doubt.

Good man.

He did ask if I'd care to powder my nose just before Christmas :Sherlock:

[redgunamo]

Poor chap. :-(

Hang on, though. Was this the NHS he was defrauding? If so, he should obviously be hanged.

Oh, God, no. That's what the NHS is *for*. Always has been.

[Burney]

Graham seems smarter and more amusing.

I'm with Graham.

Strange, because I saw Positively Arsenal's absurd dogmatism in a hopeless argumentative cause and immediately thought of you. :hehe:

[Rich]

Poor chap. :-(

Hang on, though. Was this the NHS he was defrauding? If so, he should obviously be hanged.

No - I'm private now.

[Burney]

Oh, God, no. That's what the NHS is *for*. Always has been.

I know. In fact, he'd be very unlucky to be about the only man in Britain ripping off the NHS to actually get caught. :-(

[Burney]

No - I'm private now.

Oh, that's alright then. It did sound a bit too efficient for the NHS.

[World's End Stella]

Strange, because I saw Positively Arsenal's absurd dogmatism in a hopeless argumentative cause and immediately thought of you. :hehe:

Ditto, actually.