Lunch

[Burney]

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[redgunamo]

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Is that beer with ice cubes in it :-(

[Pat Vegas]

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They let us drink beer in the office on friday afternoons.

[Burney]

Is that beer with ice cubes in it :-(

No. It's ale in a dimpled glass. I've no idea why the picture is sideways. Computers are arseholes.

[redgunamo]

They let us drink beer in the office on friday afternoons.

With ice cubes in it? :-(

[Pat Vegas]

No. It's ale in a dimpled glass. I've no idea why the picture is sideways. Computers are arseholes.

You can pay the Insider £1.50 a month and he will make sure all your images feature correctly.

[Ash]

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You have an orange pebbledashed wall.

NTTAWWT of course.

[Sir C]

You have an orange pebbledashed wall.

NTTAWWT of course.

Isn't that that 1970s wallpaper called anaglypta?

[Pokster]

Isn't that that 1970s wallpaper called anaglypta?

Well it has been said that B lives in the 70's

[Sir C]

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The Feta, ham and chilli omelette upon which I happened by chance some months ago really is the king of omelettes.

[Burney]

You have an orange pebbledashed wall.

NTTAWWT of course.

It's woodchip, but you're right to point out the problem. Needs dealing with. Only been here two years, though. Other rooms have taken precedence in terms of redecoration.

[Pat Vegas]

Well it has been said that B lives in the 70's

Is he a Berni Inn?

[Burney]

Isn't that that 1970s wallpaper called anaglypta?

It's woodchip and a cvnt is what it is. The bloody place was covered in it when we moved in.

Not that you'd remember what my house looks like, of course.

[Pat Vegas]

It's woodchip and a cvnt is what it is. The bloody place was covered in it when we moved in.

Not that you'd remember what my house looks like, of course.

Don't you need a flamer thrower to get rid of that stuff?

[Sir C]

Well it has been said that B lives in the 70's

I would be fascinated to learn by whom this was said, p.

b is very much, and quite properly, a man of the 30s.

I believe we originally met, you know, in 1938 at a dinner at the Café de Paris given by old Minty Dashwood. I had just completed pilot training and b had recently been commissioned in a rather fashionable regiment of cavalry, having seen war clouds looming over Europe and being keen to have a bash at the Boche, as it were.

That was a different life, of course, and we were both dead inside two years.

[Burney]

Don't you need a flamer thrower to get rid of that stuff?

No. Just a steamer, a stripping tool thingummy and some arm muscles.

[Sir C]

It's woodchip and a cvnt is what it is. The bloody place was covered in it when we moved in.

Not that you'd remember what my house looks like, of course.

I remember it very well.

We really need to fix a date, you know. You've done **** all about it, naturally.

[Burney]

I remember it very well.

We really need to fix a date, you know. You've done **** all about it, naturally.

Pfffft. I suggest we aim to get together for Eurovision. What say you?

[Pat Vegas]

No. Just a steamer, a stripping tool thingummy and some arm muscles.

I once purchased a Dulux product that was supposed to cover everything even woodchip.

Didn't work and the whole tub covered about a 1 foot square.

[Sir C]

Pfffft. I suggest we aim to get together for Eurovision. What say you?

Sounds perfect. Maybe we should make a weekend of it and experiment with Kamado Joe? All-day drinking and barbecueing, Eurovision in the evening, that sort of thing?

[Burney]

Sounds perfect. Maybe we should make a weekend of it and experiment with Kamado Joe? All-day drinking and barbecueing, Eurovision in the evening, that sort of thing?

Hmmm...only if there's witty banter and foreigner-mockery.

[Sir C]

Hmmm...only if there's witty banter and foreigner-mockery.

The bantz will be epic, trust me. If, perhaps, somewhat slurred.

There will never again be a moment as perfect as the Polish milkmaids :-(

[Burney]

The bantz will be epic, trust me. If, perhaps, somewhat slurred.

There will never again be a moment as perfect as the Polish milkmaids :-(

Yes. Leave would never have won if they'd campaigned for Remain.