This stuff in Marks and Spencer is tremendous

[Pat Vegas]

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[Burney]

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Make me laugh and tell me how much they're charging for pig skin.

[Pat Vegas]

Make me laugh and tell me how much they're charging for pig skin.

makes me cry what they charge for everything else.

You know who annoy me. Sainsburys everything is overly pricey in there and poor quality. rubbish supermarket imo

[Sir C]

Make me laugh and tell me how much they're charging for pig skin.

Well, for pig skin, processing the pig skin, cooking the pig skin, packaging the pig skin, transporting the pig skin, paying wages to the pig skin workers, paying for a factory, paying rates and utility bills and a bit for profit.

Sounds an expensive business to me.

[Pat Vegas]

Well, for pig skin, processing the pig skin, cooking the pig skin, packaging the pig skin, transporting the pig skin, paying wages to the pig skin workers, paying for a factory, paying rates and utility bills and a bit for profit.

Sounds an expensive business to me.

I wouldn't have been able to cut it into such thin strips either.

[Burney]

Well, for pig skin, processing the pig skin, cooking the pig skin, packaging the pig skin, transporting the pig skin, paying wages to the pig skin workers, paying for a factory, paying rates and utility bills and a bit for profit.

Sounds an expensive business to me.

That would be reasonable if they only cost around the same as pork scratchings- which I'll bet they don't.

I remember us eating a huge bag of pork scratchings that day at the county fair while we were staggering around laughing at bull's genitalia and swigging cider from a plastic jug.

A strong look. :nod:

[Sir C]

That would be reasonable if they only cost around the same as pork scratchings- which I'll bet they don't.

I remember us eating a huge bag of pork scratchings that day at the county fair while we were staggering around laughing at bull's genitalia and swigging cider from a plastic jug.

A strong look. :nod:

Lord yes, they were the good scratchings.

Christ. That cider fúcked us up.

[Burney]

Lord yes, they were the good scratchings.

Christ. That cider fúcked us up.

It was good stuff. I can't even remember how much of it we drank. I don't think it was that much, was it?

[Sir C]

It was good stuff. I can't even remember how much of it we drank. I don't think it was that much, was it?

It was 5 or 6 pints in the tent inside an hour or so, then the *gulp* plastic carton :-(

[Burney]

It was 5 or 6 pints in the tent inside an hour or so, then the *gulp* plastic carton :-(

Ah. That might explain our condition. Clearly, we'd built up a dangerous thirst.

[redgunamo]

That would be reasonable if they only cost around the same as pork scratchings- which I'll bet they don't.

I remember us eating a huge bag of pork scratchings that day at the county fair while we were staggering around laughing at bull's genitalia and swigging cider from a plastic jug.

A strong look. :nod:

Pork scratchings always remind me of speedway. As a child, a kindly neighbouring family would sometimes take me along with them to Sandy Lane.

It's the smell, I think.

[Sir C]

Ah. That might explain our condition. Clearly, we'd built up a dangerous thirst.

In retrospect, our womenfolk were remarkably sanguine when they returned from looking at bunnies and found us all kinds of messed up.

[Burney]

Pork scratchings always remind me of speedway. As a child, a kindly neighbouring family would sometimes take me along with them to Sandy Lane.

It's the smell, I think.

I've only ever been to speedway once. At Workington in Cumbria. You get an...ermm...eclectic sort of crowd, don't you?

[redgunamo]

I've only ever been to speedway once. At Workington in Cumbria. You get an...ermm...eclectic sort of crowd, don't you?

It's far too long ago, I'm afraid. I even had to look up the name of the place.

[Burney]

In retrospect, our womenfolk were remarkably sanguine when they returned from looking at bunnies and found us all kinds of messed up.

Yes. We must have worked fast, as I remember us being stone cold sober one minute and legless the next.

[IUFG]

Yes. We must have worked fast, as I remember us being stone cold sober one minute and legless the next.

I had a similar experience one year at Glasto on this stuff. Only 6% but had a rather strange effect.

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[Sir C]

I had a similar experience one year at Glasto on this stuff. Only 6% but had a rather strange effect.

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I urinated on a roundabout and then tried to leap from a moving vehicle.

I've been less fúcked up on acid.