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World's End Stella
03-14-2017, 01:54 PM
Apparently my 16 year old daughter and this rugby playing lad from Whitgift School are 'exclusive'.
I am told this does not mean boyfriend/girlfriend but something else. Quite what else it means I have no idea.
The world really does turn far too quickly. :-(
Pat Vegas
03-14-2017, 01:55 PM
Apparently my 16 year old daughter and this rugby playing lad from Whitgift School are 'exclusive'.
I am told this does not mean boyfriend/girlfriend but something else. Quite what else it means I have no idea.
The world really does turn far too quickly. :-(
it means he gets to bone her exclusively. sorry for the brash language.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-14-2017, 01:58 PM
Apparently my 16 year old daughter and this rugby playing lad from Whitgift School are 'exclusive'.
I am told this does not mean boyfriend/girlfriend but something else. Quite what else it means I have no idea.
The world really does turn far too quickly. :-(
Exclusive means they're a couple (boyfriend/girlfriend) and not ****ing anybody else.
Pat Vegas
03-14-2017, 01:58 PM
Exclusive means they're a couple (boyfriend/girlfriend) and not ****ing anybody else.
But they are not in 'love' yet?
World's End Stella
03-14-2017, 01:59 PM
it means he gets to bone her exclusively. sorry for the brash language.
Er, um, but then aren't they boyfriend/girlfriend? And if he can bone her as an exclusive what can he do when they are boyfriend/girlfriend?
Or don't I want to know? Oh god. :cry:
Pokster
03-14-2017, 01:59 PM
Apparently my 16 year old daughter and this rugby playing lad from Whitgift School are 'exclusive'.
I am told this does not mean boyfriend/girlfriend but something else. Quite what else it means I have no idea.
The world really does turn far too quickly. :-(
Unlike your mum it means they only have 1 partner... well that is what she thinks, he is shagging anything that moves
Pat Vegas
03-14-2017, 02:00 PM
Er, um, but then aren't they boyfriend/girlfriend? And if he can bone her as an exclusive what can he do when they are boyfriend/girlfriend?
Or don't I want to know? Oh god. :cry:
to put it more nicely it just means they are fond of each other and it's quite early. So they want to see how it goes.
forget what I said about boning.
Billy Goat Sverige
03-14-2017, 02:01 PM
But they are not in 'love' yet?
Yes. I suppose exclusive is the modern day courting. They're courting, WES.
Sir C
03-14-2017, 02:01 PM
Apparently my 16 year old daughter and this rugby playing lad from Whitgift School are 'exclusive'.
I am told this does not mean boyfriend/girlfriend but something else. Quite what else it means I have no idea.
The world really does turn far too quickly. :-(
Your 16 year old daughter has a boyfriend? Are you sure this is wise?
What of her reputation? How will she ever make a decent match once society has her marked as involved in scandal?
Pokster
03-14-2017, 02:02 PM
Yes. I suppose exclusive is the modern day courting. They're courting, WES.
:nod: He's courting all over her face
World's End Stella
03-14-2017, 02:04 PM
Yes. I suppose exclusive is the modern day courting. They're courting, WES.
Thanks BGS, I feel miles better. :thumbup:
World's End Stella
03-14-2017, 02:07 PM
Your 16 year old daughter has a boyfriend? Are you sure this is wise?
What of her reputation? How will she ever make a decent match once society has her marked as involved in scandal?
It's not my idea, Charles. :shrug:
Her mother told me I couldn't keep her 10 years old forever and now she's only f*cking gone and grown up on me.
She's going to take her to a left wing, female, NHS doctor for some form sex clinic discussion in the near future, I just f*cking know it.
:-(
Sir C
03-14-2017, 02:11 PM
It's not my idea, Charles. :shrug:
Her mother told me I couldn't keep her 10 years old forever and now she's only f*cking gone and grown up on me.
She's going to take her to a left wing, female, NHS doctor for some form sex clinic discussion in the near future, I just f*cking know it.
:-(
This communistic 'doctor' will no doubt persuade her that she is actually a man and fit her with a *****; this will save you the cost of a wedding and a dowry, so you should be grateful.
Burney
03-14-2017, 02:27 PM
This communistic 'doctor' will no doubt persuade her that she is actually a man and fit her with a *****; this will save you the cost of a wedding and a dowry, so you should be grateful.
So someone who's gone to the trouble of pretending they're a man is still having PIV sex with men? Is that right? Isn't not having your vagina penetrated by a ***** sort of intrinsic to the whole 'Actually, I'm a man' thing?
What is going on?
Sir C
03-14-2017, 02:30 PM
So someone who's gone to the trouble of pretending they're a man is still having PIV sex with men? Is that right? Isn't not having your vagina penetrated by a ***** sort of intrinsic to the whole 'Actually, I'm a man' thing?
What is going on?
I am as mystified as you, but, just for the sake of clarity, I can confirm that I have no vagina.
Unless monty counts as one.
Burney
03-14-2017, 02:32 PM
I am as mystified as you, but, just for the sake of clarity, I can confirm that I have no vagina.
Unless monty counts as one.
Yes. I can only speak for myself here, but not getting penetrated in the vagina I don't have by a pénis is pretty fundamental to my sense of being a man. That might just be me, though.
I saw the other day that Laurie Penny asked in all seriousness for a word for someone with a uterus, vagina, etc. :rolleyes:
Apparently my 16 year old daughter and this rugby playing lad from Whitgift School are 'exclusive'.
I am told this does not mean boyfriend/girlfriend but something else. Quite what else it means I have no idea.
The world really does turn far too quickly. :-(
Oh dear. It does not really bear thinking about old boy.
redgunamo
03-14-2017, 07:42 PM
Oh dear. It does not really bear thinking about old boy.
Right. Best let their mothers deal with it and take directions from them.
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