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Sir C
03-09-2017, 03:26 PM
Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

I'm going to fire the bitch.

Pokster
03-09-2017, 03:28 PM
Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

I'm going to fire the bitch.

Not a nice thing to call the glw imo :tuttut:

Pat Vegas
03-09-2017, 03:33 PM
Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

I'm going to fire the bitch.

That sounds delicious :-(

I have not eaten anything of the sort for 2 and a half weeks.

Not a single piece of bread, or crisp, or potato, no sugar,
I am sitting her drinking a coffee that looks like an oil slick. my breathe stinks and I am going blind.

I did have a beer last week as they had beers on friday in the office. It was delicious considering it was only a budweiser.
Budweiser the beer nobody admits to drinking but one of the best sellers in the UK :sherlock:

Burney
03-09-2017, 03:33 PM
Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

I'm going to fire the bitch.

I think you should be grateful. The poor woman is having to clean around your stinking, feculent recumbent form. I'm surprised she hasn't demanded hazard pay.

Burney
03-09-2017, 03:34 PM
That sounds delicious :-(

I have not eaten anything of the sort for 2 and a half weeks.

Not a single piece of bread, or crisp, or potato, no sugar,
I am sitting her drinking a coffee that looks like an oil slick. my breathe stinks and I am going blind.

I did have a beer last week as they had beers on friday in the office. It was delicious considering it was only a budweiser.
Busweiser the beer nobody admits to drinking but one of the best sellers in the UK :sherlock:

Ladies drink halves or bottles of it, I think.

Pat Vegas
03-09-2017, 03:34 PM
I think you should be grateful. The poor woman is having to clean around your stinking, feculent recumbent form. I'm surprised she hasn't demanded hazard pay.

But he's on 200k a week playing for Chelsea.

Pat Vegas
03-09-2017, 03:35 PM
Ladies drink halves or bottles of it, I think.

I wonder why it has taken so long for the twist off cap thing to arrive in the UK.

Bring back labbats that was nice.

redgunamo
03-09-2017, 03:56 PM
I wonder why it has taken so long for the twist off cap thing to arrive in the UK.

Bring back labbats that was nice.

We don't have it here either (France/Germany).

Luis Anaconda
03-09-2017, 04:14 PM
I wonder why it has taken so long for the twist off cap thing to arrive in the UK.

Bring back labbats that was nice.

Dear lord

for God's sake, p, never post about beer again. EVER

Pat Vegas
03-09-2017, 04:18 PM
Dear lord

for God's sake, p, never post about beer again. EVER

I was about 11 when Labbats Ice was around.

LA I haven't had a proper can of coke in over 2 weeks :cry:

World's End Stella
03-09-2017, 04:20 PM
That sounds delicious :-(

I have not eaten anything of the sort for 2 and a half weeks.

Not a single piece of bread, or crisp, or potato, no sugar,
I am sitting her drinking a coffee that looks like an oil slick. my breathe stinks and I am going blind.

I did have a beer last week as they had beers on friday in the office. It was delicious considering it was only a budweiser.
Budweiser the beer nobody admits to drinking but one of the best sellers in the UK :sherlock:

I love Bud :shrug:

A fine lager :nod:

World's End Stella
03-09-2017, 04:22 PM
Two chocolate hob nobs. Like I'm gay, or a lady.

I'm going to fire the bitch.

Polish? 25? Blonde? Fit? Wearing a French maid's outfit?

Back in 5.

IUFG
03-09-2017, 04:34 PM
I love Bud :shrug:

A fine lager :nod:

it is a ****ing disgrace to even call that stuff beer.

in any case there is only one beer from the USofA worth drinking imo
508

Sir C
03-09-2017, 04:36 PM
Polish? 25? Blonde? Fit? Wearing a French maid's outfit?

Back in 5.

English, 51, dark hair. I am wearing the maid's outfit though.

Pat Vegas
03-09-2017, 04:39 PM
English, 51, dark hair. I am wearing the maid's outfit though.

Back in 5.

World's End Stella
03-09-2017, 04:44 PM
English, 51, dark hair. I am wearing the maid's outfit though.

Wow, V doesn't look 51, Charles.

Well done V.

SWv2
03-09-2017, 04:55 PM
Hob Nobs are a pervert's biscuit.

The Werthers Original if you will.