I work in a modern office with all new furniture and computers etc. I went to get a

[Pat Vegas]

pen from the stationary cupboard.

tatty old box full of pens I pick up one it has Abbey National on it.

:shrug: just thought I'd share that with Awimb.

good day.

[Pokster]

pen from the stationary cupboard.

tatty old box full of pens I pick up one it has Abbey National on it.

:shrug: just thought I'd share that with Awimb.

good day.

Must be an old pen as well

[Luis Anaconda]

Must be an old pen as well

It's a Brexit thing p - "We want our Abbey National back"

[Luis Anaconda]

pen from the stationary cupboard.

tatty old box full of pens I pick up one it has Abbey National on it.

:shrug: just thought I'd share that with Awimb.

good day.
Most of the pens on my desk seemed to have made their way into my pockets at pubs

[Pat Vegas]

It's a Brexit thing p - "We want our Abbey National back"

My nutty aunty keeps telling me about this but she thinks they are real people.

Abbey went to spain and Sam took over.
who's Sam? Sam Tanner.

She doesn't even know who I am anymore.

[Pat Vegas]

Must be an old pen as well

There is the most boring Health and safety fella in the office too :-(
He's super jobsworth.

'where are those fire extinguishers you were to install'

Here they are.

'hmmm, they could be a bit bigger'

:-(

and in my final office news. a lady has joined the office who looks like Hulk Hogan.

[Pokster]

It's a Brexit thing p - "We want our Abbey National back"

Get the Abbey habbit