Wohoo! 2k per year for all sprogs under 12 :cloud9:

[Monty92]

xssddssddd

[redgunamo]

xssddssddd

They only go and spend it on computer games and drugs, M.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

xssddssddd

What sort of childcare does an 11 year old receive?

[Sir C]

xssddssddd

I pay tax to support your spawn. That makes fúcking sense.

Hideous big-nosed sponger. Your mum, not you.

[redgunamo]

What sort of childcare does an 11 year old receive?

Stop that right now, B.

[Monty92]

What sort of childcare does an 11 year old receive?

After school for working parents, I guess?

[Ash]

I pay tax to support your spawn. That makes fúcking sense.

I'd rather pay a bit to support other people's sprogs than have to support my own, tbh. Assuming those sprogs end up supporting me in my dotage.

Though, of course, I'm furiously drinking and smoking my way to an early grave which will spare others the inconvenience of having to support me at all.

[Luis Anaconda]

They only go and spend it on computer games and drugs, M.

At least they don't waste it

[Monty92]

I'd rather pay a bit to support other people's sprogs than have to support my own, tbh. Assuming those sprogs end up supporting me in my dotage.

Though, of course, I'm furiously drinking and smoking my way to an early grave which will spare others the inconvenience of having to support me at all.

You can send your contribution directly to me, if you prefer. That way you'll know it's going to the upkeep of nice middle class children who you can be confident will support you when you're sitting in your own piss in a care home.

[redgunamo]

I agree about his mum though obviously.



I pay tax to support your spawn. That makes fúcking sense.

Hideous big-nosed sponger. Your mum, not you.

[Sir C]

I'd rather pay a bit to support other people's sprogs than have to support my own, tbh. Assuming those sprogs end up supporting me in my dotage.

Though, of course, I'm furiously drinking and smoking my way to an early grave which will spare others the inconvenience of having to support me at all.

Would you mind paying my bit as well? I don't fancy it.

In April I have to tax and service three cars, which will set me back, let's see, about £3,500. Why don't I get any of Monty's money to help me pay for it? Just because he's pumped his vile, diseased seed into the desperate human being prepared to engage in whatever warped act he considers constitutes sexual congress, as a result of which some pseudo-human has been shat into our world, WHY MUST I PAY FOR IT?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

After school for working parents, I guess?

True. They have after school clubs here or you can go down in hours at work. A lot of people with kids work 87.5% and finish an hour early every day so they can get the kids.

[Sir C]

I agree about his mum though obviously.

It's odd, because my cock works fine when your mum's on it like a dog eating hot chips :shrug:

[redgunamo]

At least they don't waste it

Sweets, cigarettes and whisky, in my day :old:

[Monty92]

Sweets, cigarettes and whisky, in my day :old:

And that was just to coax them into your car.

[redgunamo]

It's odd, because my cock works fine when your mum's on it like a dog eating hot chips :shrug:

Evidently not, or you'd be supporting your own kids, wouldn't you, rather than bitching about supporting his.

[Sir C]

Evidently not, or you'd be supporting your own kids, wouldn't you, rather than bitching about supporting his.

Listen son, you're old enough to support yourself now.

[redgunamo]

And that was just to coax them into your car.

That's what puppies are for, I thought.

[redgunamo]

Listen son, you're old enough to support yourself now.

Ask your mum.

[Ash]

Would you mind paying my bit as well? I don't fancy it.


The cheque's in the post. :thumbup: I've sent you my entire salary, which might cover your tax bill. Is that ok?

[SWv2]

Would you mind paying my bit as well? I don't fancy it.

In April I have to tax and service three cars, which will set me back, let's see, about £3,500. Why don't I get any of Monty's money to help me pay for it? Just because he's pumped his vile, diseased seed into the desperate human being prepared to engage in whatever warped act he considers constitutes sexual congress, as a result of which some pseudo-human has been shat into our world, WHY MUST I PAY FOR IT?

You don't have to own 3 cars do you?

[Sir C]

You don't have to own 3 cars do you?

God no, of course not. Three cars? That would be silly. One needs different cars for different jobs. I have five cars, and consider this the absolute minimum number required.

[SWv2]

God no, of course not. Three cars? That would be silly. One needs different cars for different jobs. I have five cars, and consider this the absolute minimum number required.

That seems a lot to me but as I have always said, and indeed I am well known for having an open mind, each to their own.

I own one car and it is being serviced on Friday. I may ask them to hoover it as it is pigging dirty. Do you think this an acceptable request?

[Sir C]

That seems a lot to me but as I have always said, and indeed I am well known for having an open mind, each to their own.

I own one car and it is being serviced on Friday. I may ask them to hoover it as it is pigging dirty. Do you think this an acceptable request?

If it's being serviced by some Fred in a shed, no. If it's a main dealer job, they should valet it as a matter of course.

[SWv2]

If it's being serviced by some Fred in a shed, no. If it's a main dealer job, they should valet it as a matter of course.

I shall enquire and point out that my good mate Dutch, who “is in the motor trade”, has told me you will do it as a matter of course. I expect you will know each other.

[Sir C]

I shall enquire and point out that my good mate Dutch, who “is in the motor trade”, has told me you will do it as a matter of course. I expect you will know each other.

Motor INDUSTRY, sw. Yer man with his dealership is in the motor trade.

[IUFG]

Motor INDUSTRY, sw. Yer man with his dealership is in the motor trade.

meh. you all piss in the same petrol tank imo.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Motor INDUSTRY, sw. Yer man with his dealership is in the motor trade.

:nod:
The one with the Nuts calendar on the wall

[SWv2]

Motor INDUSTRY, sw. Yer man with his dealership is in the motor trade.

Trade / Industry.
Less / Fewer.
Plane / Airplane / Aircraft.

Jog on.

[World's End Stella]

Trade / Industry.
Less / Fewer.
Plane / Airplane / Aircraft.

Jog on.

I would have thought that anyone involved in the production of motor vehicles would be in the motor industry. Anyone involved in the distribution of these vehicles to the public would be in the motor trade.

Charles, as far as I understand, is clearly the latter.

Motor trade :judge:

[Sir C]

Trade / Industry.
Less / Fewer.
Plane / Airplane / Aircraft.

Jog on.

:nono: Language is important, sw. "Thick Paddy" is one thing, but "thick Mick" is apparently offensive.

One wouldn't wish to cause offence by using incorrect terminology.

[Sir C]

I would have thought that anyone involved in the production of motor vehicles would be in the motor industry. Anyone involved in the distribution of these vehicles to the public would be in the motor trade.

Charles, as far as I understand, is clearly the latter.

Motor trade :judge:

Thick Canuck in comprehension fail shocker!

[SWv2]

:nono: Language is important, sw. "Thick Paddy" is one thing, but "thick Mick" is apparently offensive.

One wouldn't wish to cause offence by using incorrect terminology.

Neither offends me to be honest.

I suspect people who get offended by such shít are essentially pooves and should simply fúck off whenever they are ready.

[Pat Vegas]

Thick Canuck in comprehension fail shocker!

I won't have any of this Sir C I challenge you do a dual on the weekend.

That's right, on.

[Sir C]

I won't have any of this Sir C I challenge you do a dual on the weekend.

That's right, on.

He is, though, isn't he? Daft like a moose.

[Sir C]

Neither offends me to be honest.

I suspect people who get offended by such shít are essentially pooves and should simply fúck off whenever they are ready.

A commendable stance, sw.

[Pat Vegas]

He is, though, isn't he? Daft like a moose.

I am still a bit concerned it might be my father posting.
I have not met WES and his description sound familiar.

[Burney]

I won't have any of this Sir C I challenge you do a dual on the weekend.

That's right, on.

A dual? Is that like a sex thing?

Or did you mean a duel?

[Pat Vegas]

A dual? Is that like a sex thing?

Or did you mean a duel?

It was on purpoise. :-)
I know the on the weekend thing annoys Sir C.

but dual sounds fun.

[Burney]

It was on purpoise. :-)
I know the on the weekend thing annoys Sir C.

but dual sounds fun.

Oh, depending what day it is, everything annoys Sir C. He can be most irascible.

[Sir C]

I am still a bit concerned it might be my father posting.
I have not met WES and his description sound familiar.

He's got a massive bald head from which torrents of sweat pour. It's only the sweat that allows one to differentiate him from Pokster.

[Sir C]

Oh, depending what day it is, everything annoys Sir C. He can be most irascible.

Do you fúcking mind?

[SWv2]

I am still a bit concerned it might be my father posting.
I have not met WES and his description sound familiar.

Given your recent enjoyment of our national sports. We have this program on our Radio Teilifis Eireann (RTE) called the "Toughest Trade".

Essentially one of our amateur sportsmen – Gaelic football or Hurling – swaps places with a foreign professional poove for a few weeks. We’ve had rugby players, cricketers, baseball and tonight we have one of your Canadian blokes who play Ice Hockey.

Our boy goes to the Vancouver Canucks whereas your lad arrives in Wexford.

:hehe:

In the trailer they mention field hockey which Wes has mentioned a few times in a failed attempt to distance it from Hockey which we all know is essentially a girl’s sport like netball and texting.

[Burney]

He's got a massive bald head from which torrents of sweat pour. It's only the sweat that allows one to differentiate him from Pokster.

Oh, I find them easy to tell apart. Pokster's quite distinctive. Here's a shot of him relaxing in The Woodbine for f's reference.

504

[Burney]

Do you fúcking mind?

:hehe: The wife apologised, btw, thus proving that I am always in the right. :cloud9:

[Sir C]

Oh, I find them easy to tell apart. Pokster's quite distinctive. Here's a shot of him relaxing in The Woodbine for f's reference.

504

:hehe: That's a decent shot, in fairness.

[Pat Vegas]

Given your recent enjoyment of our national sports. We have this program on our Radio Teilifis Eireann (RTE) called the "Toughest Trade".

Essentially one of our amateur sportsmen – Gaelic football or Hurling – swaps places with a foreign professional poove for a few weeks. We’ve had rugby players, cricketers, baseball and tonight we have one of your Canadian blokes who play Ice Hockey.

Our boy goes to the Vancouver Canucks whereas your lad arrives in Wexford.

:hehe:

In the trailer they mention field hockey which Wes has mentioned a few times in a failed attempt to distance it from Hockey which we all know is essentially a girl’s sport like netball and texting.

I'll give it a watch. when's it on? I got Irish channels on my magic illegal telly box.

[Sir C]

:hehe: The wife apologised, btw, thus proving that I am always in the right. :cloud9:

She's scared, isn't she? :-(

[SWv2]

I'll give it a watch. when's it on? I got Irish channels on my magic illegal telly box.

Tonight, 10 bells.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQR5mSjIano

[World's End Stella]

He's got a massive bald head from which torrents of sweat pour. It's only the sweat that allows one to differentiate him from Pokster.

IAHYK

And I am miles, and I mean miles, better looking than Pokster. And the stories of my sweating are highly exaggerated.

The Woodbine is f*cking hot and there was always that blondie barmaid with Jesus. Phwoar! (Blondie, not Jesus)

[World's End Stella]

:hehe: That's a decent shot, in fairness.

To be clear, that's Pokster, not me, right? :-(

[Sir C]

To be clear, that's Pokster, not me, right? :-(

I see no sweat :shrug:

[World's End Stella]

I see no sweat :shrug:

Very good :thumbup:

[World's End Stella]

He is, though, isn't he? Daft like a moose.

My comprehension and intellect are just fine, thanks. I have more letters after my name than you have un-dyed hairs.

Plus, you look like a car salesman. It just drips off of you, Charles. That or a drug dealer. I was never too sure which.

[Burney]

Tonight, 10 bells.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQR5mSjIano

Eight bells is the highest the it goes, sw. I think you mean four bells on the third watch.

[Pokster]

He's got a massive bald head from which torrents of sweat pour. It's only the sweat that allows one to differentiate him from Pokster.

And his ****ing stupid accent... and hatred of Boycott.. **** (him, not Boycott)

[Viva Prat Vegas]

My comprehension and intellect are just fine, thanks. I have more letters after my name than you have un-dyed hairs.

Plus, you look like a car salesman. It just drips off of you, Charles. That or a drug dealer. I was never too sure which.

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

[Peter]

My comprehension and intellect are just fine, thanks. I have more letters after my name than you have un-dyed hairs.

Plus, you look like a car salesman. It just drips off of you, Charles. That or a drug dealer. I was never too sure which.

I can confirm he is not a drug dealer.

[Pokster]

IAHYK

And I am miles, and I mean miles, better looking than Pokster. And the stories of my sweating are highly exaggerated.

The Woodbine is f*cking hot and there was always that blondie barmaid with Jesus. Phwoar! (Blondie, not Jesus)

You are an Ugly **** who talks funny, while I am a gent with dashing good looks and a cheeky disposition

[World's End Stella]

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

He has shifty eyes, Viva. Always seems to be on the lookout for something. Possibly a copper.

Possibly an 06 Mondeo with potential.

[Pokster]

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

He looks more like Boy george

[Sir C]

I can confirm he is not a drug dealer.

I've had no drugs for one whole year! I haven't been drug free for 12 months since I was 17.

I don't include marijuana, naturally.

[Burney]

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

Actually, I was watching a thing with Dougray Scott in it last night and I remarked that I to the glw that Sir C looks like him.

505

[Viva Prat Vegas]

He looks more like Boy george

All chins bellys and eyeliner ?

[World's End Stella]

I can confirm he is not a drug dealer.

Explain exactly how you know this, Peter. We need details to be convinced, I'm afraid.

[Sir C]

I am now thinking Charles looks like Bobby George

That's about right, actually.

[Burney]

That's about right, actually.

Not since you lost the weight.

[Sir C]

Actually, I was watching a thing with Dougray Scott in it last night and I remarked that I to the glw that Sir C looks like him.

505

ty b. I think.

[World's End Stella]

Actually, I was watching a thing with Dougray Scott in it last night and I remarked that I to the glw that Sir C looks like him.

505

Not a bad call, actually.

Dougray also looks like someone who takes a shipment or two from Columbia.

[Burney]

ty b. I think.

I worried that you might be offended due to him being scotch.

[SWv2]

Not since you lost the weight.

Bad aids??

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Bad aids??

Took his gold chains off

[Sir C]

He looks more like Boy george

I must confess that Boy George's ex boyfriend has a little crush on me (and vice versa) so you may be right.

[Burney]

Bad aids??

:nod: The worst.

[Peter]

Explain exactly how you know this, Peter. We need details to be convinced, I'm afraid.

I met him and he did not have any drugs for sale, nor any 'personal'.

If he is a drug dealer he is very **** at it

[World's End Stella]

I met him and he did not have any drugs for sale, nor any 'personal'.

If he is a drug dealer he is very **** at it

Perhaps he thought you were an undercover cop, Peter.

Mind you, that would be one hell of a disguise.