So what are we all doing for International Women's Day, then?

[Burney]

For myself, I've just had a text row with my wife over my reply to her telling me she's not going out tonight after all being 'Oh, OK.'

:shrug:

[Sir C]

For myself, I've just had a text row with my wife over my reply to her telling me she's not going out tonight after all being 'Oh, OK.'

:shrug:

I think it's lovely that the chicks have a special day when they can think about ponies, or whatever it is they like to do best.

[IUFG]

For myself, I've just had a text row with my wife over my reply to her telling me she's not going out tonight after all being 'Oh, OK.'
:shrug:

wd, b. when is international men's day, btw?

oh, hang on...
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[Pat Vegas]

For myself, I've just had a text row with my wife over my reply to her telling me she's not going out tonight after all being 'Oh, OK.'

:shrug:

I'll probably go around grabbing pussies.

[Sir C]

wd, b. when is international men's day, btw?

oh, hang on...
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November 19th, apparently.

Who knew?

[IUFG]

November 19th, apparently.

Who knew?

Richard Herring?

[Pat Vegas]

November 19th, apparently.

Who knew?

Every day is mens day you sexist pig.

[redgunamo]

Richard Herring?

I've just eaten a couple of herring. Lecker.

[Sir C]

Richard Herring?

He's one of those lefty 'comedians', isn't he?

****. Him, not you.

[IUFG]

I've just eaten a couple of herring. Lecker.

Kippers? fine.

Herring / Rollmop? :redcard: deviant

[Burney]

I think it's lovely that the chicks have a special day when they can think about ponies, or whatever it is they like to do best.

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

[Burney]

He's one of those lefty 'comedians', isn't he?

****. Him, not you.

Yes. A very tiresome fellow. Thinks everyone's a Nazi. Monty and I occasionally tangle with him on twitter.

[Sir C]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

One hesitates to approach such matters, but, could it be lady issues? They get a little irrational around the time of the full moon, if you follow my meaning.

On the other hand, birds are generally a bit mental at the best of times.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

For myself, I've just had a text row with my wife over my reply to her telling me she's not going out tonight after all being 'Oh, OK.'

:shrug:


The wife said that she would be cleaning the house today

[Burney]

One hesitates to approach such matters, but, could it be lady issues? They get a little irrational around the time of the full moon, if you follow my meaning.

On the other hand, birds are generally a bit mental at the best of times.

Possible, I suppose. One doesn't like to enquire about such matters.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.


Clearly you need a new wife

[IUFG]

he is. Jorge likes him.

knows his IMD tbf

[Burney]

Clearly you need a new wife

Oh, she's fine usually. I'm just a bit mystified on this occasion.

[Pat Vegas]

Oh, she's fine usually. I'm just a bit mystified on this occasion.

Who's Andy?

[Luis Anaconda]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

Good lord, b - you can't win there

[World's End Stella]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

You aren't going to get divorced again, are you Burney? :-(

[redgunamo]

Kippers? fine.

Herring / Rollmop? :redcard: deviant

That's France for you, I'm afraid. Raw, chopped onions, bread, olives, glass or two of beer. Le Petit Dejeuner.

[Burney]

Good lord, b - you can't win there

Tell me about it.

[Burney]

You aren't going to get divorced again, are you Burney? :-(

Over being less than effusive in a text? Shouldn't have thought so, no.

[Sir C]

Yes. A very tiresome fellow. Thinks everyone's a Nazi. Monty and I occasionally tangle with him on twitter.

I have managed to avoid him entirely. I've never seen him on TV, ever.

I think I've done rather well there. wd me.

[redgunamo]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

Naturally, but you really should've married a grown-up. I've not had so lengthy and involved a conversation with my wife in twenty years (I guess) of holy matrimony, in text or otherwise. And we've spent practically every moment together since the day we met.

[Pat Vegas]

Naturally, but you really should've married a grown-up. I've not had so lengthy and involved a conversation with my wife in twenty years (I guess) of holy matrimony, in text or otherwise. And we've spent practically every moment together since the day we met.

Why were the smoke detectors going off?
No reason, Good night.

[redgunamo]

One hesitates to approach such matters, but, could it be lady issues? They get a little irrational around the time of the full moon, if you follow my meaning.

On the other hand, birds are generally a bit mental at the best of times.

Isn't that werewolves?

[Burney]

Naturally, but you really should've married a grown-up. I've not had so lengthy and involved a conversation with my wife in twenty years (I guess) of holy matrimony, in text or otherwise. And we've spent practically every moment together since the day we met.

It's the texting I blame. For chaps, it's just a means of making arrangements or sorting things out. Ladies seem to think it's a meaningful mode of communication and read stuff into it. :shrug:

[redgunamo]

Why were the smoke detectors going off?
No reason, Good night.

That's it. It was my dogs I was worried about; they're never happy to have their beauty sleep interrupted.

[Burney]

Isn't that werewolves?

Back to hounds again :rolleyes:

[redgunamo]

wd, b. when is international men's day, btw?

oh, hang on...
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[SWv2]

So what are we all doing for International Women's Day, then?

Fúck all. Maybe a burrito for lunch and then football training later.

Wd chicks and their little day of whatever.

[Norn Iron]

Berni, you need to get involved with using emojis. If you'd sent a few hearts at the end of that you would have been fine. Actually, you can say what you want as long as there's a little heart at the end.



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[Ash]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

Bloody hell, she sounds like my ex. Does she frequently ask "What are you thinking?" by any chance? Used to drive me mad.

[Peter]

Seriously, though, here is the text of our row. What have I done wrong?

Her: Not meeting Andy tonight x
Me: Oh, OK
Her: Is that a problem?
Me: No, why would it be?
Her: Tone of text ��
Me: No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt.
Her: That's a really cold text to send to your wife. No matter how you read it
Me: Oh, OK.
Her: Not that obviously. The "No. Your inference entirely. I was really just acknowledging receipt."
Me: All I was trying to do was let you know that I had read and understood your text.
Her: What is wrong with you?!
Me: Nothing. What’s wrong with you?
Her: Oh, you're infuriating

:shrug: I think we can all agree that I'm in the right here.

"oh, ok" basically means "FFS, I was looking forward to a few hours of peace and quiet without having to listen to your bull****".... and she knows it. You made no attempt to disguise it.

[Pat Vegas]

Berni, you need to get involved with using emojis. If you'd sent a few hearts at the end of that you would have been fine. Actually, you can say what you want as long as there's a little heart at the end.



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That's true. Or a silly face.