I bought a pair of converse.

[Pat Vegas]

Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
Almost sounds like I am farting.

I will **** them out the window.

[Burney]

Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
Almost sounds like I am farting.

I will **** them out the window.

I had a nice pair of Timberland slip-on efforts that went that way. I loved them, but one the soles started farting every time I took a step, out the window they had to be fücked.

[redgunamo]

Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
Almost sounds like I am farting.

I will **** them out the window.

I gather that means you actually stole them :sherlock:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Rubbish, they squeak as I walk around.
Almost sounds like I am farting.

I will **** them out the window.

I bought some white ones last summer. They've gradually gone a greyish colour :-(

Rubbish in the snow as well.

[Pat Vegas]

I gather that means you actually stole them :sherlock:

No I would **** them back through the window if that were the case.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

If I was in your shoes I would put white powder in them to stop the embarrassment

[Luis Anaconda]

I bought some white ones last summer. They've gradually gone a greyish colour :-(

Rubbish in the snow as well.
Kind of odd selection he's gone with in the end - only really trying out Te'o. Be nice to Slade get on from the bench but you would hope the game was up by then

[Pat Vegas]

If I was in your shoes I would put white powder in them to stop the embarrassment

White powder in my shoes? What am I a lawyer?

[Luis Anaconda]

White powder in my shoes? What am I a lawyer?

:roll eyes: No clearly some sort of clown

[Burney]

White powder in my shoes? What am I a lawyer?

:hehe: I'm thinking of starting a petition to free Riki. He's surely suffered enough.

Mind you, I imagine he'll be relieved he didn't miss us winning the league.

[Luis Anaconda]

:hehe: I'm thinking of starting a petition to free Riki. He's surely suffered enough.

Mind you, I imagine he'll be relieved he didn't miss us winning the league.

He has to be out by now surely

[Burney]

He has to be out by now surely

I think he got a fairly serious stretch, tbh.

His sentence was quite long as well.

[Luis Anaconda]

I think he got a fairly serious stretch, tbh.

His sentence was quite long as well.

Ouch - well that's a bum note on which to end the week

[Ash]

Ouch - well that's a bum note on which to end the week

There's time for another bum note. Here anyway. An hour and a half. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

:hehe: I'm thinking of starting a petition to free Riki. He's surely suffered enough.

Mind you, I imagine he'll be relieved he didn't miss us winning the league.

It was weird I only just met him for the first time not long before he vanished.
Block 6 under a big Fabregas and Frank McLintock banner I think. How romantic

[Burney]

It was weird I only just met him for the first time not long before he vanished.
Block 6 under a big Fabregas and Frank McLintock banner I think. How romantic

Did he look like a criminal, f? How big were his shoes?

[Pat Vegas]

Did he look like a criminal, f? How big were his shoes?

I didn't notice his shoes. He didn't look like a crim.
Sort of cuddly.

Though the mafia always have that gentle lawyer type on the books.

[Burney]

I didn't notice his shoes. He didn't look like a crim.
Sort of cuddly.

Though the mafia always have that gentle lawyer type on the books.

'Cuddly'? :-( Why do I suspect that 'cuddly' is not a thing you want to be in prison?

[Pat Vegas]

'Cuddly'? :-( Why do I suspect that 'cuddly' is not a thing you want to be in prison?

Though he looks far more sinister in this photo.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2114103/Corrupt-solicitor-smuggled-drugs-jail-oversized-shoes-jailed-years.html