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Pokster
02-21-2017, 10:51 AM
his idea for "hopper" fares on the busses are a very good idea.. wd the Mayor imo

Sir C
02-21-2017, 10:59 AM
his idea for "hopper" fares on the busses are a very good idea.. wd the Mayor imo

The memory you took from being in The Greatest City On Earth was saving 50 pence on a bus fair.

Fúcking hell. There's living up to stereotypes, but that's taking the píss.

Pokster
02-21-2017, 11:06 AM
The memory you took from being in The Greatest City On Earth was saving 50 pence on a bus fair.

Fúcking hell. There's living up to stereotypes, but that's taking the píss.

No, strangely I took many happy memories from being down south, but you decide to use your usual sterotype by slagging off northerners for being tight... typical southern w*nkers imo :)

Sir C
02-21-2017, 11:12 AM
No, strangely I took many happy memories from being down south, but you decide to use your usual sterotype by slagging off northerners for being tight... typical southern w*nkers imo :)

So you're not tight?

YOU CAME TO LONDON AND TRAVELLED BY FÚCKING BUS, MAN.

Pokster
02-21-2017, 11:19 AM
So you're not tight?

YOU CAME TO LONDON AND TRAVELLED BY FÚCKING BUS, MAN.

Now, with you obviously being a jaffa and not having kids, you wouldn't understand that the novelty of travelling on a bus (especially when it stops 50 yards from your hotel) outweighs the fun of going on the tube and then having to walk 1/2 mile back.

Sir C
02-21-2017, 11:21 AM
Now, with you obviously being a jaffa and not having kids, you wouldn't understand that the novelty of travelling on a bus (especially when it stops 50 yards from your hotel) outweighs the fun of going on the tube and then having to walk 1/2 mile back.

Did you not notice lots of black cars driving around? If you see an orange light on top of one, he will answer your wave and take you precisely where you want to go.

He will probably want more than 75 pence, though. :-(

Pat Vegas
02-21-2017, 11:22 AM
Did you not notice lots of black cars driving around? If you see an orange light on top of one, he will answer your wave and take you precisely where you want to go.

He will probably want more than 75 pence, though. :-(

Though you may have to endure a most boring story.

Pokster
02-21-2017, 11:31 AM
Did you not notice lots of black cars driving around? If you see an orange light on top of one, he will answer your wave and take you precisely where you want to go.

He will probably want more than 75 pence, though. :-(

Pah, who wants to travel by taxi... bunch of murdering rapists imo

SWv2
02-21-2017, 11:35 AM
Did you not notice lots of black cars driving around? If you see an orange light on top of one, he will answer your wave and take you precisely where you want to go.

He will probably want more than 75 pence, though. :-(

As a relatively recent user of a black cab on a 'family' visit to London I can roundly proclaim it to be a complete waste of my time.

I ended up getting out and walking the last 100 or so yards to the pub.

Norn Iron
02-21-2017, 02:10 PM
I've always found the tube a great way to get around. I bundle it into the price of the train ticket from the airport.
Last time I was in London I got off at Westminster and had a walk around. A very large number of Chinese about Buckingham palace. I'm not impressed that downing street is locked away, I was expecting to rock up to number 10 and for Theresa to answer.

Ash
02-21-2017, 02:14 PM
Did you not notice lots of black cars driving around? If you see an orange light on top of one, he will answer your wave and take you precisely where you want to go.

He will probably want more than 75 pence, though. :-(

It's probably quicker and more efficient to just walk and chuck fifty quid down a nearby drain.

Ash
02-21-2017, 02:15 PM
I'm not impressed that downing street is locked away, I was expecting to rock up to number 10 and for Theresa to answer.

Yeah, you know why that is don't you? All dem feckin murderous papists you got round your way. :hehe:

Norn Iron
02-21-2017, 02:22 PM
Yeah, you know why that is don't you? All dem feckin murderous papists you got round your way. :hehe:

Oh I know, they've ruined it for everyone.

Mo Britain less Europe
02-21-2017, 03:25 PM
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