Oh dear God. Bye-bye season. Woeful from Coq. Why don't we buy a DM? Xhaka's not

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

good enough to be Santi's long term replacement, doesn't really offer any more than Jack does. But given our team is based on lots of no.10s, we really need a proper DM to hold it all together.

How many goals will we ship tonight?