Can we all agree that Van Morrison's bestest song is Into The Mystic?

[Sir C]

I suppose we need Curly to issue the final judgement, really.

[Pat Vegas]

I suppose we need Curly to issue the final judgement, really.

Why does he get a capital V?

[Luis Anaconda]

I suppose we need Curly to issue the final judgement, really.

Is that the one about the Brown-Eyed Girl?

[Sir C]

Why does he get a capital V?

Thick paddy.

Him, not you.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Is that the one about the Brown-Eyed Girl?

Madame George?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Madame George?

Crystal Gayle

[SWv2]

I suppose we need Curly to issue the final judgement, really.

It is indeed a fine tune. I listened to it on my iPod just yesterday.

Finest song? Who knows, this is really a case of personal taste.

[Sir C]

Crystal Gayle

That is actually a beautiful song.

:music:

"Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies
Give me no reasons, give me alibies
Tell me you love me and don't let me cry
Say anything but don't say goodbye"

:cry:

[Sir C]

It is indeed a fine tune. I listened to it on my iPod just yesterday.

Finest song? Who knows, this is really a case of personal taste.

True enough, sw.

Tom Waits? The Heart Of Saturday Night, for me.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

Is that the one about the Brown-Eyed Girl?

I thought all girls have a brown eye.

[SWv2]

True enough, sw.

Tom Waits? The Heart Of Saturday Night, for me.

I'm not really a Tom Waits person. In fact I am man enough to admit I am not sure I have ever heard the man sing at length.

My exposure to the man has largely been passive.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

That is actually a beautiful song.

:music:

"Tell me no secrets, tell me some lies
Give me no reasons, give me alibies
Tell me you love me and don't let me cry
Say anything but don't say goodbye"

:cry:

:cry:
I am swaying as I read your lyrics , C
Bling-bling bling-bling-bling (The piano bit)

[Sir C]

I'm not really a Tom Waits person. In fact I am man enough to admit I am not sure I have ever heard the man sing at length.

My exposure to the man has largely been passive.

You would like him very much. Heart of Saturday Night, Rosie, Ol' 55, Jersey Girl. Tremendous stuff from old Tom there.

[Peter]

No, we most certainly cannot.

Madame George

[Sir C]

:cry:
I am swaying as I read your lyrics , C
Bling-bling bling-bling-bling (The piano bit)

Didn't she also do that one about talking in your sleep? She did. Here it is. Prepare to cry yourself sick:

Three o'clock in the morning
And it looks like it's gonna be another sleepless night
I've been listenin' to your dreams and gettin' very low
Wondering what I can do
Maybe I'm being foolish
'Cause I haven't heard you mention anybody's name at all
How I wish I could be sure it's me that turns you on
Each time you close your eyes
I've heard it said that dreamers never lie
You've been talkin' in your sleep
Sleepin' in your dreams
Wish some sweet lover
Holdin' on so tight loving her the way
You used to love me
Talkin' in your sleep with lovin' on your mind

:cry:

[Burney]

I suppose we need Curly to issue the final judgement, really.

Yes. We can obviously agree about that. It also has the benefit of being short. Too much time in Van's company can become irksome in my experience.

[Sir C]

No, we most certainly cannot.

Madame George

Kindly don't call me names.

[Peter]

Kindly don't call me names.

Most of Astral Weeks, in fact. And actually most of Moondance. In fact, I would say Into The Mystic is one of his worst songs.

I would say it, I just wouldn't actually mean it. I think I have just confused everything here, haven't I.

Oh well

[Sir C]

Most of Astral Weeks, in fact. And actually most of Moondance. In fact, I would say Into The Mystic is one of his worst songs.

I would say it, I just wouldn't actually mean it. I think I have just confused everything here, haven't I.

Oh well

How have you been keeping, old fruit?

[Burney]

Most of Astral Weeks, in fact. And actually most of Moondance. In fact, I would say Into The Mystic is one of his worst songs.

I would say it, I just wouldn't actually mean it. I think I have just confused everything here, haven't I.

Oh well

Astral Weeks is wildly overrated.

There. I've said it.

[Peter]

Astral Weeks is wildly overrated.

There. I've said it.

I know there are people silly enough to think that. I am just surprised that you are one of them.

I am fine by the way, thanks for asking

[Peter]

How have you been keeping, old fruit?

I'm not bad. How are you?

I made it to Dublin and Coventry last summer. Did you get along to any?

[SWv2]

I know there are people silly enough to think that. I am just surprised that you are one of them.

I am fine by the way, thanks for asking

Let's be clear. You refuse to accept that All Mod Cons is simply brilliant so all your views and comments regarding music are deemed null and void.

[Sir C]

I'm not bad. How are you?

I made it to Dublin and Coventry last summer. Did you get along to any?

Coventry only. A great night, of course.

Have you read the book? I feared the worst, but listened to him read the audiobook and it was quite, quite beautiful.

[Burney]

I know there are people silly enough to think that. I am just surprised that you are one of them.

I am fine by the way, thanks for asking

Oh, I'm not going to even acknowledge that you've been absent. I'm just going to seamlessly accept you back into the fold like you've never been away. I'm not one for these gratuitous displays of affection.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Let's be clear. You refuse to accept that All Mod Cons is simply brilliant so all your views and comments regarding music are deemed null and void.
And goalkeepers

[Burney]

Coventry only. A great night, of course.

Have you read the book? I feared the worst, but listened to him read the audiobook and it was quite, quite beautiful.

He wrote a song for Harry Potter, ffs!

Also, his virtue-signalling leftism is wearing a bit fücking thin.

[Sir C]

He wrote a song for Harry Potter, ffs!

Also, his virtue-signalling leftism is wearing a bit fücking thin.

Bless his little cotton work shirt. He's American, b, and therefore sessentially child-like.

[SWv2]

He wrote a song for Harry Potter, ffs!

Also, his virtue-signalling leftism is wearing a bit fücking thin.

Did he refuse to play a gig or some such because there was no toilets for freaks or something??

****.

[Sir C]

Did he refuse to play a gig or some such because there was no toilets for freaks or something??

****.

He showed solidarity with the transgender coimmunity, sw. A laudable stance.

[Peter]

Coventry only. A great night, of course.

Have you read the book? I feared the worst, but listened to him read the audiobook and it was quite, quite beautiful.

I did read the book as I felt obliged to do so. It was quite interesting.

I must admit, I was a little disappointed with both Dublin and Coventry. Great nights out but the sets were a bit **** and I didn't think he was on great form. 2013 was much better.

[Peter]

Let's be clear. You refuse to accept that All Mod Cons is simply brilliant so all your views and comments regarding music are deemed null and void.

Its not a bad album, far from it. Well short of genius though. I would put it in the 'decent' category.

[Peter]

Oh, I'm not going to even acknowledge that you've been absent. I'm just going to seamlessly accept you back into the fold like you've never been away. I'm not one for these gratuitous displays of affection.

I understand. Quite upsetting, of course, but I understand.

[Burney]

Bless his little cotton work shirt. He's American, b, and therefore sessentially child-like.

Hmmm. I think you let him off too easily. You are blinded by your love.

[Sir C]

Hmmm. I think you let him off too easily. You are blinded by your love.

Well, yes, I'm going to cut him some slack, aren't I?

[Burney]

I understand. Quite upsetting, of course, but I understand.


Oh, I'm crying with gratitude for your return on the inside, p. Never fear about that.

[Burney]

Well, yes, I'm going to cut him some slack, aren't I?

Fellow's virtually a communist if you ask me.

[Sir C]

Its not a bad album, far from it. Well short of genius though. I would put it in the 'decent' category.

:nod: Well crafted bubblegum pop does have its place.

[Peter]

:nod: Well crafted bubblegum pop does have its place.

Exactly, and who are we to sneer at those for whom this is enough? Ok, some of us have higher standards but they are not appropriate for everyone.

[Peter]

Oh, I'm crying with gratitude for your return on the inside, p. Never fear about that.

I wont be here long. The board is a nightmare to use

[SWv2]

Exactly, and who are we to sneer at those for whom this is enough? Ok, some of us have higher standards but they are not appropriate for everyone.

Ignorami.

Yes, plural.

[Burney]

I wont be here long. The board is a nightmare to use

Still a grumpy fücker, then? :thumbup:

[Burney]

Ignorami.

Yes, plural.

Does that mean Pepperami is the plural of Pepperamus?

[Peter]

Ignorami.

Yes, plural.

I think it is purely a matter of opinion.

Of course, I don't think that at all, but I have heard other people say it.

[Peter]

Still a grumpy fücker, then? :thumbup:

I live in a world where Trump is President. Were you expecting high fives?

Seriously, its a ****ing nightmare trying to type on here.

[SWv2]

Does that mean Pepperami is the plural of Pepperamus?

No, Pepperami is a product. I was going to say meat product but I am unsure.

Wtf is a pepperamus?

[Viva Prat Vegas]

No, Pepperami is a product. I was going to say meat product but I am unsure.

Wtf is a pepperamus?

A hot arse

[Burney]

I live in a world where Trump is President. Were you expecting high fives?

Seriously, its a ****ing nightmare trying to type on here.

Oh, I think Trump adds to the gaiety of nations tremendously. Obviously, he's a buffoon, but I don't think there's any real harm in that.

[SWv2]

A hot arse

The medical condition for morning after curry shíts?

[Sir C]

Oh, I think Trump adds to the gaiety of nations tremendously. Obviously, he's a buffoon, but I don't think there's any real harm in that.

Wait, I thought he was actually Hitler and almost as evil as Farage? Or something.

[Burney]

No, Pepperami is a product. I was going to say meat product but I am unsure.

Wtf is a pepperamus?

Pepperami is a brand, but its name does suggest it's a plural. I shall start referring to individual snack products of this brand as a 'Pepperamus' - just as one ought to refer to more than one Lexus as 'Lexii'.

[SWv2]

Pepperami is a brand, but its name does suggest it's a plural. I shall start referring to individual snack products of this brand as a 'Pepperamus' - just as one ought to refer to more than one Lexus as 'Lexii'.

Noun. ignoramus (plural ignoramuses or ignorami) A totally ignorant person—unknowledgeable, uneducated, or uninformed; a fool.

[Sir C]

Pepperami is a brand, but its name does suggest it's a plural. I shall start referring to individual snack products of this brand as a 'Pepperamus' - just as one ought to refer to more than one Lexus as 'Lexii'.

Pepperamo, perhaps.

[Burney]

Wait, I thought he was actually Hitler and almost as evil as Farage? Or something.

He tolerates vicious open mockery of him and keeps being defied by the courts, so if he is Hitler, he's clearly lost his touch.

[Sir C]

Noun. ignoramus (plural ignoramuses or ignorami) A totally ignorant person—unknowledgeable, uneducated, or uninformed; a fool.

:irish:

:hide:

[SWv2]

:irish:

:hide:

I accept your apology.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

****ler
A poor mans Hitler

[Burney]

Pepperamo, perhaps.

Fair point. One must acknowledge these modern languages as well, I suppose.

[Peter]

Oh, I think Trump adds to the gaiety of nations tremendously. Obviously, he's a buffoon, but I don't think there's any real harm in that.

Quite a dangerous buffoon. Obviously the wall is going to be great fun. Imagine if he was to bring back hundreds of thousands of jobs to the industrial North West? Some people would be hugely conflicted.

Still, the man is a major ****ing arsehole and needs shooting.

[Pat Vegas]

I suppose we need Curly to issue the final judgement, really.

What about his best van?

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