Following on Berni's lying scouse thread.

[Pat Vegas]

Have you told any peculiar lies.

Maybe lies that didn't really benefit you and you wonder why you may have said that?

You just lied for the sake of lying.

[Pokster]

Have you told any peculiar lies.

Maybe lies that didn't really benefit you and you wonder why you may have said that?

You just lied for the sake of lying.

I've never slept with your mum

[Pat Vegas]

I've never slept with your mum

Sorry dad.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Sorry dad.

Very sharp Fash :nod:

[Pokster]

Sorry dad.

That's OK son, I don't know which member of AWIMB is your dad... except WES, as even your mum wouldn't sink that low

[Pat Vegas]

That's OK son, I don't know which member of AWIMB is your dad... except WES, as even your mum wouldn't sink that low

that's strange we are both canadian fellas.

[Pokster]

that's strange we are both canadian fellas.

Oh it's not because he is Canadian..... just his sweating and overall lack of knowledge about football

[Sir C]

Have you told any peculiar lies.

Maybe lies that didn't really benefit you and you wonder why you may have said that?

You just lied for the sake of lying.

I don't think so, but I once suffered as if I had. I took this hot chick out on a first date; I owned some nice car at the time (I've always driven nice cars) but it was in for a service so I had a loan car - a Ford Escort, I believe. When we got back in the car at the end of the evening she said something about expecting me to drive something a little more flash, and I said, "Oh this isn't mine, my car is in for a service", and she looked at me like, "Yes, sure it is." She was convinced I was lying. My skin still crawls with embarrassment to think of it now.

I never saw her again.

[Pokster]

I don't think so, but I once suffered as if I had. I took this hot chick out on a first date; I owned some nice car at the time (I've always driven nice cars) but it was in for a service so I had a loan car - a Ford Escort, I believe. When we got back in the car at the end of the evening she said something about expecting me to drive something a little more flash, and I said, "Oh this isn't mine, my car is in for a service", and she looked at me like, "Yes, sure it is." She was convinced I was lying. My skin still crawls with embarrassment to think of it now.

I never saw her again.

Her loss c, she would have bled you dry and run off with berni if you had stuck with her

[Pat Vegas]

Oh it's not because he is Canadian..... just his sweating and overall lack of knowledge about football

:hehe: we sound rather similar.

[Sir C]

Her loss c, she would have bled you dry and run off with berni if you had stuck with her

She was ever so attractive, though. The sort of curly-haired blonde by whom one would willingly be bled, in order to access the you-know-what.

[Pat Vegas]

I don't think so, but I once suffered as if I had. I took this hot chick out on a first date; I owned some nice car at the time (I've always driven nice cars) but it was in for a service so I had a loan car - a Ford Escort, I believe. When we got back in the car at the end of the evening she said something about expecting me to drive something a little more flash, and I said, "Oh this isn't mine, my car is in for a service", and she looked at me like, "Yes, sure it is." She was convinced I was lying. My skin still crawls with embarrassment to think of it now.

I never saw her again.

I may have over elaborated my ice hockey skills to a girl.

which led me to attending a training session with a pro team :-( which she kindly organised as she seem to know them all*


*banged them all imo and probably at the same time.

[Sir C]

I may have over elaborated my ice hockey skills to a girl.

which led me to attending a training session with a pro team :-( which she kindly organised as she seem to know them all*


*banged them all imo and probably at the same time.

Did you put up a decent show though, f?

[Pat Vegas]

Did you put up a decent show though, f?

reasonably it was with the Coventry Blaze I was full of youthful exuberance. But my skating skills were below par as you go up each level you see a massive difference and I was much slower. Plus they were all huge.

Though scored somehow in the scrimmage game.

[Burney]

Have you told any peculiar lies.

Maybe lies that didn't really benefit you and you wonder why you may have said that?

You just lied for the sake of lying.

I remember my friend and I telling some outrageous lies when chatting up some ladies in a nightclub in Leeson St, Dublin in about 1991.

I may have claimed to be a published poet for some reason and quoted some Keats claiming it was mine.

The thought makes me cringe to this day. I don't think they believed us for a moment. Mind you, we still got our respective ends away. :thumbup:

[Sir C]

I don't think so, but I once suffered as if I had. I took this hot chick out on a first date; I owned some nice car at the time (I've always driven nice cars) but it was in for a service so I had a loan car - a Ford Escort, I believe. When we got back in the car at the end of the evening she said something about expecting me to drive something a little more flash, and I said, "Oh this isn't mine, my car is in for a service", and she looked at me like, "Yes, sure it is." She was convinced I was lying. My skin still crawls with embarrassment to think of it now.

I never saw her again.

Cocking knackers! I've just remembered which car it was that was in for service and looked it up. 31 years later, it's still on the road. It's done 390,000 miles and has had 6 owners since me. :-(

It's a beaten up old jalopy now. When I had it, people's heads turned in the street as we drove past. It was a beautiful, blistering fast, incredibly-handling piece of automotive excellence.

Now, both it and I are shattered shadows of past glories, rusted and unwanted, discarded by 6 owners and in need for 4 new tyres and an MOT :-(

[Pokster]

Cocking knackers! I've just remembered which car it was that was in for service and looked it up. 31 years later, it's still on the road. It's done 390,000 miles and has had 6 owners since me. :-(

It's a beaten up old jalopy now. When I had it, people's heads turned in the street as we drove past. It was a beautiful, blistering fast, incredibly-handling piece of automotive excellence.

Now, both it and I are shattered shadows of past glories, rusted and unwanted, discarded by 6 owners and in need for 4 new tyres and an MOT :-(

Just looked up my first car VW Beetle 1966, used to have a Porsche engine fitted.... was British Racing green, lovely car... now SORN and finished its life painted black :cry:

[Sir C]

Just looked up my first car VW Beetle 1966, used to have a Porsche engine fitted.... was British Racing green, lovely car... now SORN and finished its life painted black :cry:

I can't remember the reg of my first car but it was a Hillman Imp which was spectacularly written off by a white van driving up mu chuff, so I doubt there's anything to find now.

I drove a newish Beetle from London to Immingham once. I was almost deaf by the time I got there.

[Pokster]

I can't remember the reg of my first car but it was a Hillman Imp which was spectacularly written off by a white van driving up mu chuff, so I doubt there's anything to find now.

I drove a newish Beetle from London to Immingham once. I was almost deaf by the time I got there.

Had a Piper P2 as my rarest car... now in Italy and was worth a fortune last I heard :cry: :cry: Saying that, it let water in when it rained, was so light you couldn't drive it when icy or snow about, and had non opening windows (and no AC) so was a sweat bucket when hot...... was a babe magnet though

[Sir C]

Had a Piper P2 as my rarest car... now in Italy and was worth a fortune last I heard :cry: :cry: Saying that, it let water in when it rained, was so light you couldn't drive it when icy or snow about, and had non opening windows (and no AC) so was a sweat bucket when hot...... was a babe magnet though

Oh God the cars I owned and sold for nothing that would now be worth fortunes :cry:

I hate cars.

[Burney]

I can't remember the reg of my first car but it was a Hillman Imp which was spectacularly written off by a white van driving up mu chuff, so I doubt there's anything to find now.

I drove a newish Beetle from London to Immingham once. I was almost deaf by the time I got there.

I remember seeing my old car being driven along by someone else once. I felt unreasonably betrayed that someone else should be enjoying the dent my elbow had made in the foam on the driver's door.

[Pokster]

Oh God the cars I owned and sold for nothing that would now be worth fortunes :cry:

I hate cars.

Father in law is the same... had a number of E types and sold them in the late 70's... still has a few rare Jags and Mercs that never get driven

[Sir C]

I remember seeing my old car being driven along by someone else once. I felt unreasonably betrayed that someone else should be enjoying the dent my elbow had made in the foam on the driver's door.

Imagine how I felt seeing someone fly my aeroplane. That was actually like watching your wife noshing someone off.

[Sir C]

Father in law is the same... had a number of E types and sold them in the late 70's... still has a few rare Jags and Mercs that never get driven

I had a Lancia Integrale in right hand drive, one of only 3 built, and part-exchanged it for a used Porsche. What. A. Mug.

[Pokster]

I had a Lancia Integrale in right hand drive, one of only 3 built, and part-exchanged it for a used Porsche. What. A. Mug.

Only made 80 pipers in various forms.. never knew why i sold it :shrug:

[Ash]

I can't remember the reg of my first car but it was a Hillman Imp which was spectacularly written off by a white van driving up mu chuff, so I doubt there's anything to find now.

My dad had a couple of Hilman Imps. The first, which we came back from Norn Iron with had plates of something like 666 PZ. I found that a 10p piece would fit exactly in the middle of a 6. For some reason this aesthetic dicovery was not appreciated by my parents. :-(

[Sir C]

My dad had a couple of Hilman Imps. The first, which we came back from Norn Iron with had plates of something like 666 PZ. I found that a 10p piece would fit exactly in the middle of a 6. For some reason this aesthetic dicovery was not appreciated by my parents. :-(

A groundbreaking machine, the Imp. Lightweight aluminium engine and the world's first production hatchback.

Also, fúcking horrible :-(

[Burney]

Imagine how I felt seeing someone fly my aeroplane. That was actually like watching your wife noshing someone off.

:-( I'm a bit distressed that you've seen my wife noshing someone off, tbh. You might have told me, old boy.

[Sir C]

:-( I'm a bit distressed that you've seen my wife noshing someone off, tbh. You might have told me, old boy.

And I haven't even started on your mum yet, either :-(

[Ash]

A groundbreaking machine, the Imp. Lightweight aluminium engine and the world's first production hatchback.

Also, fúcking horrible :-(

Hatchback? I thought the engine was in the back.

[Sir C]

Hatchback? I thought the engine was in the back.

Yes, it was, but the rear window opened upwards allowing access to the back seat area.

[SWv2]

Hatchback? I thought the engine was in the back.

Not much use when you do the big shop.