I just met Eva Carneiro

[World's End Stella]

Well by 'met' I mean 'stood next to'. In a Starbucks on Guildford High St.

Summary: slightly more attractive than I expected, slightly taller than I expected, slightly more 'solid' than I expected.

Overall, a pleasant experience and yes, I would.

[Pat Vegas]

Well by 'met' I mean 'stood next to'. In a Starbucks on Guildford High St.

Summary: slightly more attractive than I expected, slightly taller than I expected, slightly more 'solid' than I expected.

Overall, a pleasant experience and yes, I would.

The only reason anywon knew of her is of the context of the situation.

A woman on a football pitch phwoooaaar.

It's a bit like Philippa Forrester (pleasant enough lady) becoming a nerds wet dream as she was on Robot wars. Who ever took that rule would be the same.

[Burney]

The only reason anywon knew of her is of the context of the situation.

A woman on a football pitch phwoooaaar.

It's a bit like Philippa Forrester (pleasant enough lady) becoming a nerds wet dream as she was on Robot wars. Who ever took that rule would be the same.

I had to google her (Carneiro) in order to remember who she was. How quickly we forget, eh?

Philippa Forrester was once mildly rude to a female colleague of mine. Still would've, though.

[Pat Vegas]

I had to google her (Carneiro) in order to remember who she was. How quickly we forget, eh?

Philippa Forrester was once mildly rude to a female colleague of mine. Still would've, though.

I don't like the sound of this rudeness. But we never hear her mentioned anymore so she's been punished.

She was in the same nerd fantasy as the woman from Red Dwarf

[Mo Britain less Europe]

I am friends with one of her closest friends.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

and yes, I would.

I am sure she would too WES even though, by all accounts, you're a fat,sweaty munter.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Well by 'met' I mean 'stood next to'. In a Starbucks on Guildford High St.

Summary: slightly more attractive than I expected, slightly taller than I expected, slightly more 'solid' than I expected.

Overall, a pleasant experience and yes, I would.

I wood :nod:

[eastgermanautos]

I don't like the sound of this rudeness. But we never hear her mentioned anymore so she's been punished.

She was in the same nerd fantasy as the woman from Red Dwarf

She wasn't exactly mentioned before though was she. It's just that the greasy little faggit Mourinho singled her out. Cut the slvt some slack. And send her over to me when you're done. ;-)

[Ash]

She wasn't exactly mentioned before though was she. It's just that the greasy little faggit Mourinho singled her out. Cut the slvt some slack. And send her over to me when you're done. ;-)

Sexism, homophobia and *racism in one concise package. How efficent.

*greasy = dago, I presume.

[Luis Anaconda]

Sexism, homophobia and *racism in one concise package. How efficent.

*greasy = dago, I presume.

Not to mention poor spelling (and the fact she was quite well known even before the Mourinho incident).

[Pat Vegas]

Not to mention poor spelling (and the fact she was quite well known even before the Mourinho incident).

I still think it's the novelty factor.

[Luis Anaconda]

I still think it's the novelty factor.

What is the novelty factor?

[Pat Vegas]

What is the novelty factor?

Nobody really cares about Sports medicine specialists.
and the novelty is their is a woman on the football pitch bending over in a tracksuit giving people a rub with her magic sponge.

That's why she is known. I am not saying she isn't good at her job though Jose doesn't think so and he demands excellence :hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

Nobody really cares about Sports medicine specialists.
and the novelty is their is a woman on the football pitch bending over in a tracksuit giving people a rub with her magic sponge.

That's why she is known. I am not saying she isn't good at her job though Jose doesn't think so and he demands excellence :hehe:

Well, yes she obviously stands out, but the reason she is known better known now is that Mourinho took the fairly unprecedented step of criticising his medical staff for doing their job. I understood the novelty factor but still don't understand what the "it" refers to

[Pat Vegas]

Well, yes she obviously stands out, but the reason she is known better known now is that Mourinho took the fairly unprecedented step of criticising his medical staff for doing their job. I understood the novelty factor but still don't understand what the "it" refers to

:hehe: my posts are a bit like jazz LA.
But yes I knew who she was before Jose had a go at her.

[Luis Anaconda]

:hehe: my posts are a bit like jazz LA.
But yes I knew who she was before Jose had a go at her.

:hehe: I know p - I'm in a very argumentative mood this morning :nicosia:

[Burney]

Well, yes she obviously stands out, but the reason she is known better known now is that Mourinho took the fairly unprecedented step of criticising his medical staff for doing their job. I understood the novelty factor but still don't understand what the "it" refers to

It's like the one moderately attractive female teacher in my school of 1,000 boys. However good she was or wasn't was lost in the fact that she stood out like a bulldog's böllocks because of the twin facts of her sex and attractiveness.

Aaah, Miss Thomas. :love:

[Pat Vegas]

It's like the one moderately attractive female teacher in my school of 1,000 boys. However good she was or wasn't was lost in the fact that she stood out like a bulldog's böllocks because of the twin facts of her attractiveness.

always annoying when you read these teachers who have been messing around with students.

They are usually quite attractive too. nothing like that in my school.

[Burney]

always annoying when you read these teachers who have been messing around with students.

They are usually quite attractive too. nothing like that in my school.

Nor me. :-( Of course these days you have to pay lip service to the idea that a 15 year-old boy having sex with an attractive 20-something female teacher is being abused in some way. :rolleyes:

[IUFG]

the best looking teacher at my school could best be described as a hatchet-faced harridan.

the best of a very, very bad bunch :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Nor me. :-( Of course these days you have to pay lip service to the idea that a 15 year-old boy having sex with an attractive 20-something female teacher is being abused in some way. :rolleyes:

If anyone should be in trouble it should be the idiot kid for not keeping his mouth shut.
You could do with this experience guidance at the age.

Then again if it's a male teacher at girls school then it's completely disgusting of course. :-)

[Burney]

the best looking teacher at my school could best be described as a hatchet-faced harridan.

the best of a very, very bad bunch :-(

I'm sure that didn't stop you from thinking about her while ****ing, though, eh?

[IUFG]

I can't divulge where I pulled my inspiration from during my teenage years, b

[Pat Vegas]

I can't divulge where I pulled my inspiration from during my teenage years, b

in those days it was easy. you could even make up a pretend one in your mind.

Can you imagine these youngsters now. with all the porn they are all probably burnt out on sex by the time they are 16. Regular stuff isn't gonna cut it.

[Burney]

If anyone should be in trouble it should be the idiot kid for not keeping his mouth shut.
You could do with this experience guidance at the age.

Then again if it's a male teacher at girls school then it's completely disgusting of course. :-)

Yeah, but the teacher has to be as naive as a Congolese centre half to imagine that a teenage boy who's shagging his attractive teacher isn't going to boast about it to his mates.

And clearly in the reverse situation, such a fellow is a raging nonce and ought to be castrated and imprisoned for life.

[Luis Anaconda]

It's like the one moderately attractive female teacher in my school of 1,000 boys. However good she was or wasn't was lost in the fact that she stood out like a bulldog's böllocks because of the twin facts of her sex and attractiveness.

Aaah, Miss Thomas. :love:

We had two - Ms Graham, who was very friendly with the sixth form, and Ms Ecclestone, a devout Catholic who I would often see in church with her very dull looking fiancee. One of the few benefits of being among the limited number of God's chosen people in a school of heathens

[Burney]

in those days it was easy. you could even make up a pretend one in your mind.

Can you imagine these youngsters now. with all the porn they are all probably burnt out on sex by the time they are 16. Regular stuff isn't gonna cut it.

:nod: In my day, a glimpse of upper thigh or (God help us) knicker would be enough to keep the wánk bank stocked for weeks. These days, I doubt they even unzip for anything less than double penetration. :-(

[Burney]

We had two - Ms Graham, who was very friendly with the sixth form, and Ms Ecclestone, a devout Catholic who I would often see in church with her very dull looking fiancee. One of the few benefits of being among the limited number of God's chosen people in a school of heathens


There was Miss Thomas, whose behaviour vis-a-vis the boys was impeccable as far as I know and then there was the rather raddled old (i.e. probably younger than I am now) art/calligraphy mistress who used to dress inappropriately and grope you at any sixth form gatherings after a few drinks.

[Luis Anaconda]

There was Miss Thomas, whose behaviour vis-a-vis the boys was impeccable as far as I know and then there was the rather raddled old (i.e. probably younger than I am now) art/calligraphy mistress who used to dress inappropriately and grope you at any sixth form gatherings after a few drinks.

ah - your version of our Mrs McVane, whose husband mysteriously didn't exist. Far too much perfume and a very keen eye. Felt so sorry for her son who went to the school - must have been hell

[Burney]

ah - your version of our Mrs McVane, whose husband mysteriously didn't exist. Far too much perfume and a very keen eye. Felt so sorry for her son who went to the school - must have been hell

Interestingly, this lady had a son in our year as well. He must have been mortified.

My maths teacher had a husband who we found out was in jail for tax naughtiness. She also had the most enormous bottom. I'm not sure if these facts were related.

[SWv2]

Interestingly, this lady had a son in our year as well. He must have been mortified.

My maths teacher had a husband who we found out was in jail for tax naughtiness. She also had the most enormous bottom. I'm not sure if these facts were related.

Being a female teacher in a school with teenage boys must be a strange experience, unnerving I expect.

You go into work every single day, irrespective of appearance and/or looks, knowing that there is at least a handful of pupils, thus the people they are dealing with every day, that want to do all sorts of rude things to them.

I expect none of our respective female work colleagues* have this dilemma.

*I can say this with 100% authority in my case

[Burney]

Being a female teacher in a school with teenage boys must be a strange experience, unnerving I expect.

You go into work every single day, irrespective of appearance and/or looks, knowing that there is at least a handful of pupils, thus the people they are dealing with every day, that want to do all sorts of rude things to them.

I expect none of our respective female work colleagues* have this dilemma.

*I can say this with 100% authority in my case

Have to say that I assume most even vaguely attractive women learn to deal with this fairly early doors.

I can safely say that I've never had a presentable female colleague that I haven't at least idly lusted after at some point. :shrug:

[SWv2]

I can safely say that I've never had a presentable female colleague that I haven't at least idly lusted after at some point. :shrug:

Of course. I have always found the office environment to be a hotbed of sexual congress.

In my various employments I have successfully managed to go through the office like a dose of salts. Thankfully this ceased altogether in my most recent position in Dublin what with me being married and all that.

God bless London and the enormous bounty on offer.

[Burney]

Of course. I have always found the office environment to be a hotbed of sexual congress.

In my various employments I have successfully managed to go through the office like a dose of salts. Thankfully this ceased altogether in my most recent position in Dublin what with me being married and all that.

God bless London and the enormous bounty on offer.

Yes. You see you did that the right way around. Me, not so much. :-\ Although, that's all in the past now, of course.

[Pat Vegas]

Of course. I have always found the office environment to be a hotbed of sexual congress.

In my various employments I have successfully managed to go through the office like a dose of salts. Thankfully this ceased altogether in my most recent position in Dublin what with me being married and all that.

God bless London and the enormous bounty on offer.

There is always a tension in the photocopier room imo.
It's awkward slightly warm environment where there is a odd silence and evolves hanging around waiting for someone to finish.

I creeped out the young girl in the office :hehe: I was waiting behind her and this other lady. the young won said you can go ahead of me if you like as I got lots to print. I said I have nothing to print I just like hanging around here.
She took it all too seriously and gave me a look like I was a sex offender.

She still gives me a creepy look.

[Burney]

There is always a tension in the photocopier room imo.
It's awkward slightly warm environment where there is a odd silence and evolves hanging around waiting for someone to finish.

I creeped out the young girl in the office :hehe: I was waiting behind her and this other lady. the young won said you can go ahead of me if you like as I got lots to print. I said I have nothing to print I just like hanging around here.
She took it all too seriously and gave me a look like I was a sex offender.

She still gives me a creepy look.

Yes, it is mystifying that a young woman alone with a strange older man in small, enclosed space would not react well to creepy weirdo jokes, f. They are clearly far too sensitive these days. :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

Yes, it is mystifying that a young woman alone with a strange older man in small, enclosed space would not react well to creepy weirdo jokes, f. They are clearly far too sensitive these days. :hehe:

It's better than the boring old 'alright, you busy?' 'crap weather today'

[Monty92]

Yes, it is mystifying that a young woman alone with a strange older man in small, enclosed space would not react well to creepy weirdo jokes, f. They are clearly far too sensitive these days. :hehe:

A man said something similar to me in a kids' paddling pool a couple of weeks ago. He said he didn't have any kids, but just liked hanging around in children's pools. We both laughed and continued the conversation, but at no point was there any sign of him actually having any children in the pool :-\

[Burney]

It's better than the boring old 'alright, you busy?' 'crap weather today'

As general conversation with someone who knows you, yes. As an opening gambit to a relative stranger, however, it's bold, to say the least. :hehe:

[Burney]

A man said something similar to me in a kids' paddling pool a couple of weeks ago. He said he didn't have any kids, but just liked hanging around in children's pools. We both laughed and continued the conversation, but at no point was there any sign of him actually having any children in the pool :-\

Ah, the old Savile noncing tactic of hiding in plain sight. :shrood:

[Pat Vegas]

As general conversation with someone who knows you, yes. As an opening gambit to a relative stranger, however, it's bold, to say the least. :hehe:

Better if I drop my humour all together.
When dealing with American colleagues they take very thing literally.

Or as they would say lidderally.

[Pat Vegas]

A man said something similar to me in a kids' paddling pool a couple of weeks ago. He said he didn't have any kids, but just liked hanging around in children's pools. We both laughed and continued the conversation, but at no point was there any sign of him actually having any children in the pool :-\

Do you think this is how they meet each other? have a chat at local places and drop in a few weird phrases. 'I love this park, especially when the leaves blow past the swallows in Autumn'


We always hear of these nonce rings. How do they identify a fellow possible member.

However it is better not to give this too much thought as you mind end up in trouble :townshend: :research:

[SWv2]

There is always a tension in the photocopier room imo.
It's awkward slightly warm environment where there is a odd silence and evolves hanging around waiting for someone to finish.

I creeped out the young girl in the office :hehe: I was waiting behind her and this other lady. the young won said you can go ahead of me if you like as I got lots to print. I said I have nothing to print I just like hanging around here.
She took it all too seriously and gave me a look like I was a sex offender.

She still gives me a creepy look.

Good man F, this made me chuckle.

Earmarking yourself as the resident office sexual terrorist is never a bad thing as long as you don’t act on it.

I worked once with a chap who used to comment on dark winter evenings that they were “perfect for stalking single women”. Not for him the bland normal conversation about weather. We of course laughed but then to a person turned away and secretly wondered if he was joking or not.

To the best of my knowledge he was never arrested.

[Burney]

Good man F, this made me chuckle.

Earmarking yourself as the resident office sexual terrorist is never a bad thing as long as you don’t act on it.

I worked once with a chap who used to comment on dark winter evenings that they were “perfect for stalking single women”. Not for him the bland normal conversation about weather. We of course laughed but then to a person turned away and secretly wondered if he was joking or not.

To the best of my knowledge he was never arrested.

Sometimes, though, it's just seriously misjudged. I remember a chap whom I barely knew talking in detail about what went on at a well-known local dogging site to me in eye-watering detail once in a busy kitchen at work. The problem with this was that it made me look as though I was in some way part of his weirdness or that I'd expressed interest in this subject in some way. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

A man said something similar to me in a kids' paddling pool a couple of weeks ago. He said he didn't have any kids, but just liked hanging around in children's pools. We both laughed and continued the conversation, but at no point was there any sign of him actually having any children in the pool :-\

I'm sure this was a similar incident on Not Going Out the other week, or some such comedy I was watching on a very hungover Sunday. Bloke probably saw it

[SWv2]

I'm sure this was a similar incident on Not Going Out the other week, or some such comedy I was watching on a very hungover Sunday. Bloke probably saw it

Or was a nonce and earmarked our resident author as a kindred soul.

As plausible surely.