Valentines Lunch plans with the missus

[Monty92]

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[Burney]

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Any chance of sex, do you think?

[Pokster]

Any chance of sex, do you think?

You want sex with Monty?? WTF, you are some sort of sicko b

[Sir C]

Any chance of sex, do you think?

After eating that? He'll be lucky to raise a smile.

[Burney]

You want sex with Monty?? WTF, you are some sort of sicko b

You don't ask, you don't get :shrug:

[Pokster]

After eating that? He'll be lucky to raise a smile.

Candidate for A&E if he eats that

[Burney]

After eating that? He'll be lucky to raise a smile.

That's the sort of thing you really should never eat in front of another human you might want ever to respect you again, though. Like a Doner Kebab.

I'm remembering that you just can't eat certain things with a beard without getting disgustingly filthy.

[Pat Vegas]

Candidate for A&E if he eats that

The American tv channel?

[Monty92]

Any chance of sex, do you think?

I can't make any promises, but I've always been intrigued by the one ball thing, so if you play your cards right...

[Burney]

I can't make any promises, but I've always been intrigued by the one ball thing, so if you play your cards right...

:cloud9: Just let me know when your missus is out of the way.

[Monty92]

That's the sort of thing you really should never eat in front of another human you might want ever to respect you again, though. Like a Doner Kebab.

I'm remembering that you just can't eat certain things with a beard without getting disgustingly filthy.

When you've both stood there scraping faeces out of your daughter's vagina, messing eating isn't going to make much of a dent into your mutual respect and sense of self-dignity.

[Burney]

When you've both stood there scraping faeces out of your daughter's vagina, messing eating isn't going to make much of a dent into your mutual respect and sense of self-dignity.

You've put me right off now. Consider my offer rescinded. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

When you've both stood there scraping faeces out of your daughter's vagina, messing eating isn't going to make much of a dent into your mutual respect and sense of self-dignity.

:-\ you've gone too far Monty.