View Full Version : Valentines Lunch plans with the missus
Monty92
02-14-2017, 09:57 AM
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Burney
02-14-2017, 09:59 AM
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Any chance of sex, do you think?
Pokster
02-14-2017, 10:00 AM
Any chance of sex, do you think?
You want sex with Monty?? WTF, you are some sort of sicko b
Sir C
02-14-2017, 10:01 AM
Any chance of sex, do you think?
After eating that? He'll be lucky to raise a smile.
Burney
02-14-2017, 10:02 AM
You want sex with Monty?? WTF, you are some sort of sicko b
You don't ask, you don't get :shrug:
Pokster
02-14-2017, 10:02 AM
After eating that? He'll be lucky to raise a smile.
Candidate for A&E if he eats that
Burney
02-14-2017, 10:03 AM
After eating that? He'll be lucky to raise a smile.
That's the sort of thing you really should never eat in front of another human you might want ever to respect you again, though. Like a Doner Kebab.
I'm remembering that you just can't eat certain things with a beard without getting disgustingly filthy.
Pat Vegas
02-14-2017, 10:04 AM
Candidate for A&E if he eats that
The American tv channel?
Monty92
02-14-2017, 10:04 AM
Any chance of sex, do you think?
I can't make any promises, but I've always been intrigued by the one ball thing, so if you play your cards right...
Burney
02-14-2017, 10:06 AM
I can't make any promises, but I've always been intrigued by the one ball thing, so if you play your cards right...
:cloud9: Just let me know when your missus is out of the way.
Monty92
02-14-2017, 10:07 AM
That's the sort of thing you really should never eat in front of another human you might want ever to respect you again, though. Like a Doner Kebab.
I'm remembering that you just can't eat certain things with a beard without getting disgustingly filthy.
When you've both stood there scraping faeces out of your daughter's vagina, messing eating isn't going to make much of a dent into your mutual respect and sense of self-dignity.
Burney
02-14-2017, 10:10 AM
When you've both stood there scraping faeces out of your daughter's vagina, messing eating isn't going to make much of a dent into your mutual respect and sense of self-dignity.
You've put me right off now. Consider my offer rescinded. :-(
Pat Vegas
02-14-2017, 10:11 AM
When you've both stood there scraping faeces out of your daughter's vagina, messing eating isn't going to make much of a dent into your mutual respect and sense of self-dignity.
:-\ you've gone too far Monty.
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