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Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:11 PM
These fancy new formations. 4-2-3-1, 4-1-2-3, whatever. Load of old bóllocks.

Defence, midfield, attack. Easy.

Proper formations are 4-3-3, 4-4-2 and 4-2-4. All else is pseudo-intellectual post-Euro '96 Skinner and Baddiel ladette culture kids talking about football because they were too gay to play it properly bollócks.

Pat Vegas
02-13-2017, 01:15 PM
These fancy new formations. 4-2-3-1, 4-1-2-3, whatever. Load of old bóllocks.

Defence, midfield, attack. Easy.

Proper formations are 4-3-3, 4-4-2 and 4-2-4. All else is pseudo-intellectual post-Euro '96 Skinner and Baddiel ladette culture kids talking about football because they were too gay to play it properly bollócks.

Modern Ice Hockey is rubbish.
They are trying to remove the ruff and tumble. :-( Which leads to crap like this.

in the past if you did something like that you'd get beat up and you wouldn't do it ever again.
What do you think Sir C he did it on purpose or it was an accident? he claims accident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRu-AppKGqA

Ash
02-13-2017, 01:19 PM
These fancy new formations. 4-2-3-1, 4-1-2-3, whatever. Load of old bóllocks.


2-3-5 please. Inside forwards :cloud9:

Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:19 PM
Modern Ice Hockey is rubbish.
They are trying to remove the ruff and tumble. :-( Which leads to crap like this.

in the past if you did something like that you'd get beat up and you wouldn't do it ever again.
What do you think Sir C he did it on purpose or it was an accident? he claims accident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRu-AppKGqA

Lols. No, I'd say he did him with malice aforethought.

Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:20 PM
2-3-5 please. Inside forwards :cloud9:


I'll allow it.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-13-2017, 01:20 PM
These fancy new formations. 4-2-3-1, 4-1-2-3, whatever. Load of old bóllocks.

Defence, midfield, attack. Easy.

Proper formations are 4-3-3, 4-4-2 and 4-2-4. All else is pseudo-intellectual post-Euro '96 Skinner and Baddiel ladette culture kids talking about football because they were too gay to play it properly bollócks.

And what about the old 5-3-2 when formation was read front to back?

BTW - another old early 70's chant came back to me from the recesses of my heroin addled memory - the correct response if if you would Sir C,

Zigger zagger zigger zagger! ...................../

Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:24 PM
And what about the old 5-3-2 when formation was read front to back?

BTW - another old early 70's chant came back to me from the recesses of my heroin addled memory - the correct response if if you would Sir C,

Zigger zagger zigger zagger! ...................../

Oi oi oi.

I was thinking of Spurs at Highbury.

"Ardiles is a wánker
He comes from Argentina
And Villa is a poofter
Cos he sucks Ossie's cock"

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-13-2017, 01:30 PM
Oi oi oi.

I was thinking of Spurs at Highbury.

"Ardiles is a wánker
He comes from Argentina
And Villa is a poofter
Cos he sucks Ossie's cock"

Jesus wept - The Ardilles one! I was actually there on the North Bank when the two blokes who created that one 'launched' it. It took a lot of hard work and repeats and, if I remember correctly, never really took off.

The Oi oi oi response is the original but in its final version, around '74? - It was "Shut your mouth",

Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:34 PM
Jesus wept - The Ardilles one! I was actually there on the North Bank when the two blokes who created that one 'launched' it. It took a lot of hard work and repeats and, if I remember correctly, never really took off.

The Oi oi oi response is the original but in its final version, around '74? - It was "Shut your mouth",

Remember the Archibald one? Spurs sang to the BA advert tune, "We'll take more care of you, Archibald, Archibald", our repost being

"You're just a Scottish jew, Itchy balls, Itchy balls." Lyrical genius.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-13-2017, 01:38 PM
Remember the Archibald one? Spurs sang to the BA advert tune, "We'll take more care of you, Archibald, Archibald", our repost being

"You're just a Scottish jew, Itchy balls, Itchy balls." Lyrical genius.

Seems to have drawn a blank C :-(

I remember when every match had at least one rousing "Maybe It's Because".

It's a bit hard to get the tune of this one across but it was usually aired when we displayed a rare passage of artful football,

Do do do dooooooo do doooo do...Football!
Do do do dooooooo do doooo do...Football! ('ti fade).

Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:43 PM
Seems to have drawn a blank C :-(

I remember when every match had at least one rousing "Maybe It's Because".

It's a bit hard to get the tune of this one across but it was usually aired when we displayed a rare passage of artful football,

Do do do dooooooo do doooo do...Football!
Do do do dooooooo do doooo do...Football! ('ti fade).

"Git orf yer sistah!"

"We won 5 nil, at the Lane" :cry:

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
02-13-2017, 01:43 PM
Modern Ice Hockey is rubbish.


Nice Blur/SFA mash-up there, F.

Sir C
02-13-2017, 01:44 PM
Seems to have drawn a blank C :-(

I remember when every match had at least one rousing "Maybe It's Because".

It's a bit hard to get the tune of this one across but it was usually aired when we displayed a rare passage of artful football,

Do do do dooooooo do doooo do...Football!
Do do do dooooooo do doooo do...Football! ('ti fade).

I don't remember your do do do one, tbh.

SWv2
02-13-2017, 01:48 PM
Nice Blur/SFA mash-up there, F.

Oh I say, wd 71. Not anywhere near enough SFA references on here.

SWv2
02-13-2017, 01:49 PM
These fancy new formations. 4-2-3-1, 4-1-2-3, whatever. Load of old bóllocks.

Defence, midfield, attack. Easy.

Proper formations are 4-3-3, 4-4-2 and 4-2-4. All else is pseudo-intellectual post-Euro '96 Skinner and Baddiel ladette culture kids talking about football because they were too gay to play it properly bollócks.

I do tend to agree with you though I can recognise an attempt to flush out the lurking Jorge when I see one.

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-13-2017, 01:51 PM
"Git orf yer sistah!"

"We won 5 nil, at the Lane" :cry:

Arsenal boys
we're all here
shag your women
drink your beer

It was easy ...it was easy ..it was easy...at White Hart Lane/

Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-13-2017, 01:56 PM
I don't remember your do do do one, tbh.

The tune is almost One Foot in the Grave

Sir C
02-13-2017, 02:02 PM
Arsenal boys
we're all here
shag your women
drink your beer

It was easy ...it was easy ..it was easy...at White Hart Lane/

The memory is, I know, fallible, but in my mind, we used to arrive at 2 p.m. to get a good spot on the North Bank; at about 2:15 the odd chant would go up, by 2:30/2:45 the singing was ongoing, and then we sang pretty much non-stop until the final whistle.

In the warm up every player had his song sung until he waved to acknowledge it. Every player.

:-(

Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
02-13-2017, 08:51 PM
These fancy new formations. 4-2-3-1, 4-1-2-3, whatever. Load of old bóllocks.

Defence, midfield, attack. Easy.

Proper formations are 4-3-3, 4-4-2 and 4-2-4. All else is pseudo-intellectual post-Euro '96 Skinner and Baddiel ladette culture kids talking about football because they were too gay to play it properly bollócks.

WM formation it is