There is an American fella in the office I want to know his secret.

[Pat Vegas]

He's a big bloke not in shape.
Though he looks immaculate at all times. slightly tanned, hair always neat, crisply ironed shirt, never a sign of sweat.

How does he do it? must be a lot of work.

[redgunamo]

He's a big bloke not in shape.
Though he looks immaculate at all times. slightly tanned, hair always neat, crisply ironed shirt, never a sign of sweat.

How does he do it? must be a lot of work.

Just ask him, P.

[Pat Vegas]

Just ask him, P.

He's not friends with the camp fella.

[redgunamo]

He's not friends with the camp fella.

I'm sure either of them would be happy to share their secret with you.

[Pat Vegas]

I'm sure either of them would be happy to share their secret with you.

I think it's just having a bit of a tan and being well groomed.

Time for the sunbed.