Do you suffer from any unusual medical complaints.

[Pat Vegas]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

[Sir C]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

My right nostril has been blocked for about 12 years :-(

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.
I appear to have a boil on my arse.

[Lar d'Arse]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

Occasionally when I go out for a long night's drinking or been in a restaurant and drank a load of wine

I wake up the next morning feeling pretty unwell.

Do you think I should see what Rich recommends?

[IUFG]

collapsed septum?

Too much beak?

[Burney]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.

I get a maddening itch on the inner right cheek of my arse. Not my arsehole, but inside the crack in the exact same spot. I've had it for decades.

[Burney]

I appear to have a boil on my arse.

Pics or it isn't real.

[Sir C]

collapsed septum?

Too much beak?

In a word, yes :-(

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Pics or it isn't real.
I don't think there is actually much to see, it's just itchy as buggery and seems to be growing.

It's cancer isn't it :-(

[Pat Vegas]

My right nostril has been blocked for about 12 years :-(

My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

[Burney]

My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

Is she fit?

[Pat Vegas]

That sounds like Botox more than a facelift, but it could be.

Is she fit?

Nah. but she's proper minted.

Unfortunately I have no family that is minted that I will benefit from.
Except one great auntie who's got me on the will but she's going a proper looney and didn't even know who i was at Christmas.
but she knew who my wife was. :shrug:

[Sir C]

My aunt went for an operation to stop snoring.
She said she has now lost her sense of smell.

Do you think this operation was a disguise to go for a face lift as she now has a plastic looking face and all of her facial expressions are the same?

Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

[Pat Vegas]

Almost certainly. Have her chests increased in size as well?

I will check but only for Awimb purposes.

I said face lift but do people actually do that anymore? it sounds very 1990's

[Luis Anaconda]

I don't think there is actually much to see, it's just itchy as buggery and seems to be growing.

It's cancer isn't it :-(

Is it called Theresa?

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

Occasionally if I go for a very long walk or been in the gym.

My inner thighs get these disgusting blood filled blisters :-(


Who's next?

Maybe Dr Rich can give us all a cure.


I get this pain between my shoulders at random moments during the day. I can't explain it.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

Is it called Theresa?

Nah, I'll call it Boris. Boris the festering boil. Got a ring to it, hasn't it? :-)

[SWv2]

I get very tired sometimes.

[Pat Vegas]

I get this pain between my shoulders at random moments during the day. I can't explain it.

When I run or play football (not often) my left shoulder hurts after a while.

[SWv2]

When I run or play football (not often) my left shoulder hurts after a while.

That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.

[Pat Vegas]

That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.

I have heard this. to be honest it may be my right shoulder.

I was told it was because I run like Shaggy from scooby doo.

[Burney]

That is serious, perhaps heart related, or maybe organ failure. I recall this vividly when a family member was ill.

Something to do with blood flow which given you are exerting yourself in the form of physical exercise makes sense.

Yes, serious. Check it out. You may be ****ed.


Not “check it out” like a rapper may say, actually check it out.

Yes, yes, but what about my itchy arse?

[SWv2]

Yes, yes, but what about my itchy arse?

Given your history I would say you are also ****ed. Sorry old boy.

Now, who is next?

[Ash]

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

[Pat Vegas]

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

Maybe you have the wrong size of shoe?

You stop sort of measuring your feet size at a certain age and assume that's the size for the rest of your life.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.
Sounds like you have what Bob Marley deaded of. RIP.

[Alberto Balsam Rodriguez]

I have intermittent Hurty Toe Syndrome, mainly on the big toe of my right foot, but occasionally on the left. It manifests in sporadic stabbing bursts of pain around the joint. I realise this isn't necessarily an unusual condition. It might be gout or arthritis, but I struggle on, preferring to die than go to the doctor.

Could you be shooting yourself in the foot? :cooper: