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Sir C
01-18-2017, 09:44 AM
and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio? :cloud9:

Luis Anaconda
01-18-2017, 09:48 AM
and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio? :cloud9:

You'll have to be happy with Cohen Bramall this time round, sir c

Sir C
01-18-2017, 09:55 AM
You'll have to be happy with Cohen Bramall this time round, sir c

Will he score two against Chelsea this weekend?

Actually he came on as a sub against Man City for his debut, didn't he? In the pouring rain. And his first touch was a drag-back. :cloud9: :love:

Ash
01-18-2017, 09:59 AM
You'll have to be happy with Cohen Bramall this time round, sir c

#welbz is like a new signing. :cloud9:

Burney
01-18-2017, 10:00 AM
and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio? :cloud9:

Does that funny little scotch fellow still do that programme where he shouts a lot on deadline day? Much talk of windows slamming shut and reports from cold men outside Stoke's ground, etc.

Sir C
01-18-2017, 10:03 AM
Does that funny little scotch fellow still do that programme where he shouts a lot on deadline day? Much talk of windows slamming shut and reports from cold men outside Stoke's ground, etc.

I've no idea. I'm afraid. Is he the chap who took a dildo in the ear?

Sir C
01-18-2017, 10:03 AM
#welbz is like a new signing. :cloud9:

He's no JAR though, is he? :-(

Ash
01-18-2017, 10:04 AM
Does that funny little scotch fellow still do that programme where he shouts a lot on deadline day? Much talk of windows slamming shut and reports from cold men outside Stoke's ground, etc.

He does, but the reporters no longer stand outside grounds getting purple dildos shoved into their ears. Football's so sanitised these days.

World's End Stella
01-18-2017, 10:09 AM
Will he score two against Chelsea this weekend?

Actually he came on as a sub against Man City for his debut, didn't he? In the pouring rain. And his first touch was a drag-back. :cloud9: :love:

Wonderful times, Charles.

And Henry played him through and I was certain he was going to score. :-(

Highbury may have imploded had he done so, mind. God I loved that little gypo. :cry:

Luis Anaconda
01-18-2017, 10:16 AM
Wonderful times, Charles.

And Henry played him through and I was certain he was going to score. :-(

Highbury may have imploded had he done so, mind. God I loved that little gypo. :cry:
aaaah - sometimes you come across as quite human. Sometimes

Sir C
01-18-2017, 10:19 AM
aaaah - sometimes you come across as quite human. Sometimes

Which loony was it who hated him? Neg, perhaps?

Luis Anaconda
01-18-2017, 10:21 AM
Which loony was it who hated him? Neg, perhaps?

Of course it was Neg - he hates everyone but Vincent Company though

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 10:25 AM
and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio? :cloud9:

Wasn't Reyes first contribution an own goal?

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 10:25 AM
#welbz is like a new signing. :cloud9:

I notice Walcott has silently disappeared for a while injured.

Sir C
01-18-2017, 10:27 AM
Wasn't Reyes first contribution an own goal?

That rings a bell. Was that against City?

Ash
01-18-2017, 10:29 AM
I notice Walcott has silently disappeared for a while injured.

*Caffeine-jury,

*Calf Injury. In a northern sort of accent. And his coffee machine. Ha ha. Ha. :-|

Luis Anaconda
01-18-2017, 10:30 AM
That rings a bell. Was that against City?

Against Boro in the League Cup he scored an own-goal - that was his first start. His first appearance was against City as stated

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 10:30 AM
That rings a bell. Was that against City?

Maybe in the league cup against Middlesbrough.

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 10:33 AM
Against Boro in the League Cup he scored an own-goal - that was his first start. His first appearance was against City as stated

I think the first time I saw him at a game I went to he came on as a sub against Charlton.

Worst seats I ever had the very top row in the West Stand.

Luis Anaconda
01-18-2017, 10:34 AM
Maybe in the league cup against Middlesbrough.
I miss the :noah: smilie

Sir C
01-18-2017, 10:35 AM
*Caffeine-jury,

*Calf Injury. In a northern sort of accent. And his coffee machine. Ha ha. Ha. :-|

:clap: I always say the best jokes are the ones you have to explain.

wd a.

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 10:38 AM
*Caffeine-jury,

*Calf Injury. In a northern sort of accent. And his coffee machine. Ha ha. Ha. :-|

I always thought this coffee machine story was a bit odd.
Not exactly motivation for someone who can pretty much afford to buy whatever he wants.

World's End Stella
01-18-2017, 10:47 AM
Which loony was it who hated him? Neg, perhaps?

Neg was one, there was another that was significantly more rabid. Manny Bayor perhaps?

He changed his handle a few times, it was only his hatred for Jose that was consistent.

PSRB
01-18-2017, 10:47 AM
Against Boro in the League Cup he scored an own-goal - that was his first start. His first appearance was against City as stated

I thought it was smashing in 2 against Chelsea :rubchin:

Sir C
01-18-2017, 10:48 AM
Neg was one, there was another that was significantly more rabid. Manny Bayor perhaps?

He changed his handle a few times, it was only his hatred for Jose that was consistent.

Manny Bayor, was he the guy who welched on a bet with Ian Harvey?

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 10:52 AM
I thought it was smashing in 2 against Chelsea :rubchin:

I used to like when we played Chelsea in those days.
Always a tense affair.

Cudicini scooping the ball between his legs was always a bit odd though.

Ash
01-18-2017, 10:59 AM
Manny Bayor, was he the guy who welched on a bet with Ian Harvey?

Threadjack: Since Christmas I have been the proud owned of the DeLonghi coffee machine you recommended. It makes coffee as good as any I have tasted. :cloud9: Looks bloody cool in the kitchen as well. My quality of life has literally moved up a notch. Thank-you for the recommendation.

Sir C
01-18-2017, 11:22 AM
Threadjack: Since Christmas I have been the proud owned of the DeLonghi coffee machine you recommended. It makes coffee as good as any I have tasted. :cloud9: Looks bloody cool in the kitchen as well. My quality of life has literally moved up a notch. Thank-you for the recommendation.

Good news indeed, a. This makes me very happy. :thumbup:

IUFG
01-18-2017, 11:32 AM
mandatory, self flagellation video for the mention of JAR :nono:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM747L9Wf8M

poor, poor Jose

Sir C
01-18-2017, 12:02 PM
mandatory, self flagellation video for the mention of JAR :nono:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM747L9Wf8M

poor, poor Jose

Are you quite sane, ffs?

World's End Stella
01-18-2017, 12:06 PM
Are you quite sane, ffs?

I can't access from work - tell me he hasn't just posted a link to the Munichs kicking Jose off the pitch afor the 50th game at OT?

Please tell me that. :-(

IUFG
01-18-2017, 12:16 PM
indeed. If ever I am feeling a little too chipper; I watch that.

dirty, cheating *******s. . .

SWv2
01-18-2017, 12:54 PM
I always thought this coffee machine story was a bit odd.
Not exactly motivation for someone who can pretty much afford to buy whatever he wants.

An insight into him and his life which served only to underline and highlight what a despicable unlikeable little straight backed **** he is.

Decent enough player mind, I like him.

redgunamo
01-18-2017, 01:54 PM
and it's barely been mentioned. What madness is this? No hysterical demands for world class defenders/midfielders/strikers delete as appropriate?

I'm confused and disorientated now.

Remeber that January day we signed Jose Antonio? :cloud9:

Our squad is fairly complete, I think. Pretty much done and settled.

In short, no big holes. Unlike your mum.

Pat Vegas
01-18-2017, 01:55 PM
Our squad is fairly complete, I think. Pretty much done and settled.

In short, no big holes. Unlike your mum.

We just need Ospina to have a run rather than Helmethead.

Sir C
01-18-2017, 01:55 PM
Our squad is fairly complete, I think. Pretty much done and settled.

In short, no big holes. Unlike your mum.

:nod: 10 years this month since she died, r. You'd expect a few gaps to be appearing by now, I'd say.

SWv2
01-18-2017, 01:57 PM
:nod: 10 years this month since she died, r. You'd expect a few gaps to be appearing by now, I'd say.

Sorry for your loss.

redgunamo
01-18-2017, 01:59 PM
:nod: 10 years this month since she died, r. You'd expect a few gaps to be appearing by now, I'd say.

Yes, time does fly, doesn't it.

Sir C
01-18-2017, 01:59 PM
Sorry for your loss.

Very kind, sw.

It's odd how it still has the power to smart occasionally.

Sir C
01-18-2017, 02:00 PM
Yes, time does fly, doesn't it.

:nod: She spoke of you with great affection right up to the end, I remember.

redgunamo
01-18-2017, 02:02 PM
:nod: She spoke of you with great affection right up to the end, I remember.

Seen. Old habits and a' that.

World's End Stella
01-18-2017, 02:35 PM
indeed. If ever I am feeling a little too chipper; I watch that.

dirty, cheating *******s. . .

Why would you do it to yourself IUFG, let alone us? It's sado-masochism at its worst.

Mind you, I did it not so long ago when I was feeling angry.