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Billy Goat Sverige
01-17-2017, 02:44 PM
of racism in Sweden, look no further than one of todays headlines.

"Rasism mot svenskar i London efter brexit" which translates to "Racism against swedes in London after brexit".

This because some woman claimed swedes have been told to "go home".

Burney
01-17-2017, 02:47 PM
of racism in Sweden, look no further than one of todays headlines.

"Rasism mot svenskar i London efter brexit" which translates to "Racism against swedes in London after brexit".

This because some woman claimed swedes have been told to "go home".

Oh, yes. The Guardian ran with that despite not being able to cite a single decent example of racism against Swedes. As you say, the best I could see was clearly some harmless workplace joke.

Racist against Swedes, ffs! The idea itself is fairly hilarious when you think about it. :hehe:

Sir C
01-17-2017, 02:51 PM
of racism in Sweden, look no further than one of todays headlines.

"Rasism mot svenskar i London efter brexit" which translates to "Racism against swedes in London after brexit".

This because some woman claimed swedes have been told to "go home".

Watch out bgm, there might be a backlash against Brits in Sweden, you might get threatened with a pickled herring fillet.

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:03 PM
Watch out bgm, there might be a backlash against Brits in Sweden, you might get threatened with a pickled herring fillet.

I wouldn't know where to begin being racist to a Swede, would you? Does pointing out that they're rather boring count as racism, because that's about all I can come up with. :shrug:

redgunamo
01-17-2017, 03:04 PM
Watch out bgm, there might be a backlash against Brits in Sweden, you might get threatened with a pickled herring fillet.

Nothing wrong with pickled herring, imo. If one is a drunkard or has merely supped late with the lads the night before, wash them down with a bot or two of Sekt and you've probably got yourself a restorative
pick-me-up to rival Jeeves'.

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:06 PM
I wouldn't know where to begin being racist to a Swede, would you? Does pointing out that they're rather boring count as racism, because that's about all I can come up with. :shrug:

From my teenage years I seem to recall that their women were all said to be raving nymphos. Perhaps that counts. "Bloody Swedes, coming over here with your heightened libidos, performing kinky acts of sexual gratification upon our grateful menfolk!"

That sort of thing.

Luis Anaconda
01-17-2017, 03:07 PM
Oh, yes. The Guardian ran with that despite not being able to cite a single decent example of racism against Swedes. As you say, the best I could see was clearly some harmless workplace joke.

Racist against Swedes, ffs! The idea itself is fairly hilarious when you think about it. :hehe:

Except the Guardian piece doesn't mention racism but xenophobia (if we are talking about the same article). There is a difference, b. Johnny Foreigner might not have the vocabulary to differentiate, but we do

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:08 PM
Nothing wrong with pickled herring, imo. If one is a drunkard or has merely supped late with the lads the night before, wash them down with a bot or two of Sekt and you've probably got yourself a restorative
pick-me-up to rival Jeeves'.

Oh I'm a great fan of the herring in all its forms, r. Pickled, fried in porridge or, best of all, raw in the Netherlands fashion.

417

IUFG
01-17-2017, 03:09 PM
were the old Color Climax porn mags and films Swedish?

might have been Danish come to think of it...

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:10 PM
Except the Guardian piece doesn't mention racism but xenophobia (if we are talking about the same article). There is a difference, b. Johnny Foreigner might not have the vocabulary to differentiate, but we do

Bear in mind that, to the Guardian, synonyms are commonplace in the English language.

Xenophobia = racism = fascism = Nazism = Farage

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:11 PM
were the old Color Climax porn mags and films Swedish?

might have been Danish come to think of it...

Swedish, Danish, Icelandish, Norwayish. They all píss in the same pot, i. In many cases quite literally.

IUFG
01-17-2017, 03:12 PM
oh, you can't beat a bit of jingoism to keep the Guardian readers wetting themselves...

IUFG
01-17-2017, 03:15 PM
Thank you, sc.

I knew there would be an expert in the house :thumbup:

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:16 PM
Except the Guardian piece doesn't mention racism but xenophobia (if we are talking about the same article). There is a difference, b. Johnny Foreigner might not have the vocabulary to differentiate, but we do

You're correct. However, I would argue that xenophobia towards a single race or people amounts to the same accusation.

And you must concede that they still couldn't come up with a single solid example to back up this rather insulting claim.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/16/ann-linde-swedish-minister-xenophobia-swedes-uk-brexit

Billy Goat Sverige
01-17-2017, 03:16 PM
Except the Guardian piece doesn't mention racism but xenophobia (if we are talking about the same article). There is a difference, b. Johnny Foreigner might not have the vocabulary to differentiate, but we do

främlingsfientlighet = xenophobia in swedish.

In the article in the swedish paper they say "and life on the british isles has changed markedly recently with xenophobia and racism - even towards swedes".

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:16 PM
Bear in mind that, to the Guardian, synonyms are commonplace in the English language.

Xenophobia = racism = fascism = Nazism = Farage

Polly Toynbee called May 'The true heir of Enoch Powell' :hehe: I think she must be having one of her hot flushes.

Luis Anaconda
01-17-2017, 03:17 PM
Bear in mind that, to the Guardian, synonyms are commonplace in the English language.

Xenophobia = racism = fascism = Nazism = Farage

But they have gone to the effort of spelling it right and everything, sir c - they deserve some credit

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:18 PM
främlingsfientlighet = xenophobia in swedish.

In the article in the swedish paper they say "and life on the british isles has changed markedly recently with xenophobia and racism - even towards swedes".

Right. We're obviously a terrible lot. Any mention in that newspaper of the gangs of Somalians intent on raping their womenfolk?

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:19 PM
Polly Toynbee called May 'The true heir of Enoch Powell' :hehe: I think she must be having one of her hot flushes.

I'm going to break the habit of a lifetime now and use a terrible about a woman, something I have never done before.

Here we go. :clearsthroat:

Polly Toynbee is the sourest old **** ever shat forth from a 'woman'.

There. I have that off my chest.

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:19 PM
Oh I'm a great fan of the herring in all its forms, r. Pickled, fried in porridge or, best of all, raw in the Netherlands fashion.

417

Ugh. This is the sort of filthy foreign practice that I hope we can distance ourselves from post Brexit.

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:20 PM
Thank you, sc.

I knew there would be an expert in the house :thumbup:

Any questions about Scandinavian urine-based pornography of the 1970s, I'm yer man.

Billy Goat Sverige
01-17-2017, 03:20 PM
Right. We're obviously a terrible lot. Any mention in that newspaper of the gangs of Somalians intent on raping their womenfolk?

Aftonbladet is a tabloid over here but it's basically the guardian in terms of its viewpoints.

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:21 PM
Ugh. This is the sort of filthy foreign practice that I hope we can distance ourselves from post Brexit.

There is nothing foreign about the nieuwe haring, b.

IUFG
01-17-2017, 03:23 PM
Anisakis :puke:

Highest areas of prevalence Scandinavia and The Netherlands. And Japan.
Dirty, dirty *******s.

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:24 PM
Anisakis :puke:

Highest areas of prevalence Scandinavia and The Netherlands. And Japan.
Dirty, dirty *******s.

It's only a wee worm, i. Good for weight loss.

Luis Anaconda
01-17-2017, 03:26 PM
You're correct. However, I would argue that xenophobia towards a single race or people amounts to the same accusation.

And you must concede that they still couldn't come up with a single solid example to back up this rather insulting claim.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/16/ann-linde-swedish-minister-xenophobia-swedes-uk-brexit

:hehe: Yes - it is a piss poor effort as have been the other scare stories about people people being thrown out or not being able to claim a passport. Generally down to people jumping the gun and the Home Office/Passport office not having a clue what is going on

redgunamo
01-17-2017, 03:26 PM
Oh I'm a great fan of the herring in all its forms, r. Pickled, fried in porridge or, best of all, raw in the Netherlands fashion.

417

Matjes? Sehr lecker.

Luis Anaconda
01-17-2017, 03:28 PM
främlingsfientlighet = xenophobia in swedish.

In the article in the swedish paper they say "and life on the british isles has changed markedly recently with xenophobia and racism - even towards swedes".

I was about to say even German doesn't have a word as stupid as that and then looked up what it is here.

Fremdenfeindlichkeit - very similar

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:29 PM
It's only a wee worm, i. Good for weight loss.

I imagine your aunty would have seen those wiggling around when she examined her own turds.

Billy Goat Sverige
01-17-2017, 03:30 PM
I was about to say even German doesn't have a word as stupid as that and then looked up what it is here.

Fremdenfeindlichkeit - very similar

To be fair you can see why they might want to use "racism" in a headline instead :hehe:

redgunamo
01-17-2017, 03:33 PM
I was about to say even German doesn't have a word as stupid as that and then looked up what it is here.

Fremdenfeindlichkeit - very similar

Have you experienced such a thing over there?

A local chap near me was behaving like a **** the other week so I called him a ****. He said he didn't like my manners.

Cheeky *******.

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:33 PM
I was about to say even German doesn't have a word as stupid as that and then looked up what it is here.

Fremdenfeindlichkeit - very similar

It's remarkable for a people to look at a word like 'xenophobia' and think 'Nah! That's too short and easy to spell and say. Let's call it something else.'

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:34 PM
Have you experienced such a thing over there?

A local chap near me was behaving like a **** the other week so I called him a ****. He said he didn't like my manners.

Cheeky *******.

Did fisticuffs ensue, r? Were you forced to teach the fellow a lesson?

Sir C
01-17-2017, 03:34 PM
Have you experienced such a thing over there?

A local chap near me was behaving like a **** the other week so I called him a ****. He said he didn't like my manners.

Cheeky *******.

Kick the ****'s **** in r. It's the only language they understand.

redgunamo
01-17-2017, 03:38 PM
Did fisticuffs ensue, r? Were you forced to teach the fellow a lesson?

Not a chance. Posh, drunk rosbifs are their worst nightmare.

Burney
01-17-2017, 03:41 PM
Not a chance. Posh, drunk rosbifs are their worst nightmare.

But an Alsacien dared to criticised you - an English gentleman's - manners, r. Honour demands that you at the very least burn the ****'s house down imo.

redgunamo
01-17-2017, 03:46 PM
But an Alsacien dared to criticised you - an English gentleman's - manners, r. Honour demands that you at the very least burn the ****'s house down imo.

There's no need to be vindictive. Enough that they are made aware that they cannot do that there here, as it were.

Not when I am around, at any rate.

Luis Anaconda
01-17-2017, 04:12 PM
Have you experienced such a thing over there?

A local chap near me was behaving like a **** the other week so I called him a ****. He said he didn't like my manners.

Cheeky *******.
Lots of xenophobia yes - mainly from my Irish friends towards any other nation though