Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'

[Burney]

Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\


'Even my husband in his most passionate times never covered my body in a way like [Harris] has done.'

[Sir C]

Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\

So copping a feel is illegal now?

FFS b. Where will it all end?

[Burney]

So copping a feel is illegal now?

FFS b. Where will it all end?

Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.

[Sir C]

Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.

I suppose this means that I'll have to stop doling out the occasional surprise frotting on the tube. It's PC gone mad, I tell you.

[Sir C]

Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

[Burney]

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

He was doing that panting thing, apparently. Mind you, it could have been rubber-faced funny man Phil Cool doing an impression.

[Luis Anaconda]

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

Asking her if she could "guess what it is yet" was a dead giveaway

[Ash]

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

Because he kept saying "Do you know who it is yet?"

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?

Fingered by his extra leg

[Burney]

Fingered by his extra leg

Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?

[Luis Anaconda]

Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

[Burney]

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

:hehe: Nice callback. I shudder to think how long ago that was, though.:-(

[Ash]

I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters

BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.

[Burney]

BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.

Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!

[Ash]

Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!

He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.

[Burney]

He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.

Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.

In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.

[Luis Anaconda]

Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.

In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.

He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year

[Burney]

He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year

Nice one. :hehe: Of course, that sort of banter would flow like wine if we had Riki back.