View Full Version : Rolf Harris case: blind woman's complaining about being groped 'like an octopus'
Burney
01-16-2017, 12:58 PM
Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\
'Even my husband in his most passionate times never covered my body in a way like [Harris] has done.'
Sir C
01-16-2017, 12:59 PM
Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\
So copping a feel is illegal now?
FFS b. Where will it all end?
Burney
01-16-2017, 01:02 PM
So copping a feel is illegal now?
FFS b. Where will it all end?
Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.
Sir C
01-16-2017, 01:06 PM
Apparently, yes. He'd brought his wobble board and didgeridoo to the hospital, as well. A grope seems like a fair price to pay for a free Rolf Harris concert to me.
I suppose this means that I'll have to stop doling out the occasional surprise frotting on the tube. It's PC gone mad, I tell you.
Sir C
01-16-2017, 01:06 PM
Mind you, I can't help but feel her hubby may read this quote as a complaint about his foreplay technique. :-\
Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
Burney
01-16-2017, 01:12 PM
Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
He was doing that panting thing, apparently. Mind you, it could have been rubber-faced funny man Phil Cool doing an impression.
Luis Anaconda
01-16-2017, 01:12 PM
Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
Asking her if she could "guess what it is yet" was a dead giveaway
Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
Because he kept saying "Do you know who it is yet?"
Viva Prat Vegas
01-16-2017, 01:37 PM
Hold on. Blind woman? How does she know it was Rolf?
Fingered by his extra leg
Burney
01-16-2017, 02:05 PM
Fingered by his extra leg
Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?
Luis Anaconda
01-16-2017, 02:07 PM
Pretty sure you can't be 'fingered' by a leg, tbh. You can only be 'legged', surely?
I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters
Burney
01-16-2017, 02:13 PM
I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters
:hehe: Nice callback. I shudder to think how long ago that was, though.:-(
I always feel we need Grimberto's expert advice on these matters
BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.
Burney
01-16-2017, 02:23 PM
BERT01? He popped in the other day. Hit and run.
Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!
Did he? Ignorant ******* never said hello to me. Harrumph!
He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.
Burney
01-16-2017, 02:42 PM
He didn't say hello to anyone. One post and vanished.
Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.
In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.
Luis Anaconda
01-16-2017, 02:47 PM
Really? The bloody swine. Damned rude.
In terms of re-recruitment, surely we can get Riki The Gooner back by now? He must have some amusing anecdotes.
He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year
Burney
01-16-2017, 02:55 PM
He's be a shoo-in for comeback of the year
Nice one. :hehe: Of course, that sort of banter would flow like wine if we had Riki back.
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