Are Spanish-language commentators chosen for how long they can say "Goooool" instead

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

of their insight and analysis?

I was just listening to coomentary of the Welbz LCFC goal on Arseblog and wondered if being able to say "Goool" for a long time is the major required qualification?

http://arseblog.com/2016/12/goodbye-2016-arseblog-2016-round-2016/

But then, given the drivel most commentators here spout, maybe it would be better if they just shut up except for when screaming "Goooooooooooooooooool."

Happy New Year.