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Burney
12-21-2016, 11:15 AM
apparently just found, but they've...err...blanked out the eyes just in case anyone might...y'know...actually recognise him. :shrug:

http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/weihnachtsmarkt-an-der-gedaechtniskirche/ermitter-haben-heisse-spur-49424038.bild.html
Sir C
12-21-2016, 11:24 AM
apparently just found, but they've...err...blanked out the eyes just in case anyone might...y'know...actually recognise him. :shrug:

http://www.bild.de/regional/berlin/weihnachtsmarkt-an-der-gedaechtniskirche/ermitter-haben-heisse-spur-49424038.bild.html

:clap: And people say that Germans lack a sense of humour. Top work by the Polizists there.
Burney
12-21-2016, 11:27 AM
:clap: And people say that Germans lack a sense of humour. Top work by the Polizists there.

Brilliant, isn't it? They really are fücked in the heads. They've also released a name (well a bit of a name). He's called Anus M.
Monty92
12-21-2016, 11:30 AM
Brilliant, isn't it? They really are fücked in the heads. They've also released a name (well a bit of a name). He's called Anus M.

Nothing wrong with that name :shrug:
Rich
12-21-2016, 11:30 AM
Brilliant, isn't it? They really are fücked in the heads. They've also released a name (well a bit of a name). He's called Anus M.

It seems that the only evidence they have is an ID card found in the cab of the truck. Now, if I were to perpetrate such a terrible act, I might consider leaving someone else's ID card in the cab to throw the Feds off my scent. Shirely Anis wouldn't have been so remiss as to leave his ID card behind?
Burney
12-21-2016, 11:34 AM
Nothing wrong with that name :shrug:

Rubbish! It's obviously a girl's name.
Viva Prat Vegas
12-21-2016, 11:34 AM
It seems that the only evidence they have is an ID card found in the cab of the truck. Now, if I were to perpetrate such a terrible act, I might consider leaving someone else's ID card in the cab to throw the Feds off my scent. Shirely Anis wouldn't have been so remiss as to leave his ID card behind?

Shirley Anis was shrood enough to be photographed with a black rectangle across the eyes for disguise
Burney
12-21-2016, 11:39 AM
It seems that the only evidence they have is an ID card found in the cab of the truck. Now, if I were to perpetrate such a terrible act, I might consider leaving someone else's ID card in the cab to throw the Feds off my scent. Shirely Anis wouldn't have been so remiss as to leave his ID card behind?

It's possible that Anus realised the apparently depthless, right-on incompetence of the German cops and it's 100% real and was left there just for a piss take, knowing it would take them 36 hours to stop agonising about it and release the information, by which time he'd have fücked off.
Rich
12-21-2016, 12:03 PM
It's possible that Anus realised the apparently depthless, right-on incompetence of the German cops and it's 100% real and was left there just for a piss take, knowing it would take them 36 hours to stop agonising about it and release the information, by which time he'd have fücked off.

Seems like a high risk strategy but I take my hat off to him if that's the case. Wd Anus.
Burney
12-21-2016, 12:06 PM
Seems like a high risk strategy but I take my hat off to him if that's the case. Wd Anus.

Well unless he's wearing wraparound sunglasses, they've fück all chance of recognising him anyway.
Viva Prat Vegas
12-21-2016, 12:18 PM
Seems like a high risk strategy but I take my hat off to him if that's the case. Wd Anus.

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