Ooh I would love to be a fly on the wall when Monty goes on his "free" holiday

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

From the moment the salty bitch at the budget airline desk tells him the flights aren't paid for
to the moment he finds himself cheek by jowel with the kind of disgusting scumbags he loathes and despises, but cannot call cancer deserving ****s because he isn't hiding behind a keyboard
to the moment they arrive at the hotel to discover it isn't even half built
to the moment at the poolside when the hairy arsed plumber from Croydon suggests his wife should "get her tits ahhht"
to the moment his wife expects him to restore her honour but realises he's cowering in the latrines pretending to need a ****
to the moment she petulantly blames the whole disaster on his jewishness and announces her intention to divorce him.



You will share every excruciating detail with us won't you M?

[Lady Henry AKA The African Queen]

Herbert Chapman.
How the devil are you sir?
Long time. Trust all is sooper!
Glad to see you love in with Monty has not abated. He has missed you so.

[barrybueno]

I do like the Croydon one :hehe:

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Hey Lady - didn't see this earlier :-) I am fighting fit and full o' beans and determined to continue in my mission to repeatedly tell that little sh1t Monty what an unspeakable fanny-wart he is.

[Ash]

Hey Lady - didn't see this earlier :-) I am fighting fit and full o' beans and determined to continue in my mission to repeatedly tell that little sh1t Monty what an unspeakable fanny-wart he is.

Nice bullet points in the OP btw, Herbs.


Should
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[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Nice bullet points in the OP btw, Herbs.


You 'avin a pop at me?

[Ash]

You 'avin a pop at me?

No, I was being sincere. :-)