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71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
12-02-2016, 03:17 PM
How happy does he look :cloud9:
https://s15.postimg.org/qqmi4zjx7/Mesut_Ho_Ho_Hozil.png

Burney
12-02-2016, 03:20 PM
How happy does he look :cloud9:
https://s15.postimg.org/qqmi4zjx7/Mesut_Ho_Ho_Hozil.png

Is it not apostasy to be celebrating this infidel festival?

They'll be sharpening their fruit knives, I reckon.

Sir C
12-02-2016, 03:23 PM
Is it not apostasy to be celebrating this infidel festival?

They'll be sharpening their fruit knives, I reckon.

Don't the Allans have some festival or other at the same time? Every other búgger seems to have piled in with made up stuff recently. Where did this Hanaka stuff spring from all of a sudden? Those sneaky jews invented it to cash in on our festival of spendy. Also Kwanza. Kwanza? Maybe that's the Allans' effort.

71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat
12-02-2016, 03:25 PM
Is it not apostasy to be celebrating this infidel festival?

They'll be sharpening their fruit knives, I reckon.

Jebus was a muslim prophet so I reckon Mesut will get away with a bit of a ticking off imo.

Burney
12-02-2016, 03:29 PM
Don't the Allans have some festival or other at the same time? Every other búgger seems to have piled in with made up stuff recently. Where did this Hanaka stuff spring from all of a sudden? Those sneaky jews invented it to cash in on our festival of spendy. Also Kwanza. Kwanza? Maybe that's the Allans' effort.

Kwanza is deffo madey-uppey. Some American chap came up with it in the 60s, I think. Channuka's just shíte, so you can't blame them for jumping on the Crimbo bandwagon. No idea what the muslim festival might be - one of the Eids, maybe?

Anyway, how boring must a muslim festival be? No drink, ffs!

redgunamo
12-02-2016, 03:35 PM
Is it not apostasy to be celebrating this infidel festival?

They'll be sharpening their fruit knives, I reckon.

This one is German, through and through. Lustily belting out drinking songs at the back of the team bus with Neuer and Poldi and the boys :nod:

redgunamo
12-02-2016, 03:47 PM
How happy does he look :cloud9:
https://s15.postimg.org/qqmi4zjx7/Mesut_Ho_Ho_Hozil.png

Indeed. Time for this old favourite


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzAL9ELsFRw

Burney
12-02-2016, 03:52 PM
Indeed. Time for this old favourite


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzAL9ELsFRw

I had my first Jonah Louie sighting yesterday. :-(

redgunamo
12-02-2016, 03:55 PM
I had my first Jonah Louie sighting yesterday. :-(

My eight year old is already heartily sick of "Last Christmas", has decided that "Sir" George Michael ought to have been given two minutes to breath and then summarily shot in his birthing pool.

Burney
12-02-2016, 04:00 PM
My eight year old is already heartily sick of "Last Christmas", has decided that "Sir" George Michael ought to have been given two minutes to breath and then summarily shot in his birthing pool.

You should sing him the version that goes 'but the very next day, you said you were gay'. That should get a chuckle out of any red-blooded eight year-old.