Really big apples can fück off imo

[Burney]

Just had one that I virtually had to dislocate my jaw to eat and was so big that I could only eat three quarters of it.

False apple economy imo. :-(

[Monty92]

Just had one that I virtually had to dislocate my jaw to eat and was so big that I could only eat three quarters of it.

False apple economy imo. :-(

What kind of apple was it?

[Pokster]

What kind of apple was it?

A really big one

[barrybueno]

No need to ask the question 'how d'ya like those apples' on this occasion I suppose

[Burney]

What kind of apple was it?

A Pink Lady

[Monty92]

A Pink Lady

Oh good man - a fine apple.

I cut my apples into slices. You should consider the same.

[Sir C]

Oh good man - a fine apple.

I cut my apples into slices. You should consider the same.

I've always associated people who eat apples with a knife with psychopaths.

Do you murder boys and eat their genitals? Ever?

[Burney]

I've always associated people who eat apples with a knife with psychopaths.

Do you murder boys and eat their genitals? Ever?

:nod: If you ever see someone in a film doing this, they are a baddie. FACT.

[Burney]

Oh good man - a fine apple.

I cut my apples into slices. You should consider the same.

I prefer something with a bit more character like a Russet Egremont or a Cox, but Pink Ladies seem to be the go-to crowd pleasing apple these days and I don't do the online shopping, so I don't get a say.

[Pokster]

:nod: If you ever see someone in a film doing this, they are a baddie. FACT.

why not use one of those apple slicing devices, press down on the top and you get equal slices with no core...

[Burney]

why not use one of those apple slicing devices, press down on the top and you get equal slices with no core...

Are they not just for people who are crippled?

[Pokster]

Are they not just for people who are crippled?

For people who have 3 kids and eat a lot of apples imho

[Sir C]

For people who have 3 kids and eat a lot of apples imho

But isn't it easier just to, you know, eat the apple?

[Pokster]

But isn't it easier just to, you know, eat the apple?

Little kids eat more of the apple if it is sliced... doesn't seem too big for them then

[Sir C]

Little kids eat more of the apple if it is sliced... doesn't seem too big for them then

When I was a kid an apple was an unbeievable treat. We'd scoff the whole thing, core, pips, stalk and all, because we were hungry.

You're bringing up a generation of snowflakes. No wonder we're fúcked.

[Burney]

Little kids eat more of the apple if it is sliced... doesn't seem too big for them then

Actually, that is true. I'll allow apple dismemberment for the kiddies.

[Pokster]

When I was a kid an apple was an unbeievable treat. We'd scoff the whole thing, core, pips, stalk and all, because we were hungry.

You're bringing up a generation of snowflakes. No wonder we're fúcked.

But look at the state of you

[Burney]

When I was a kid an apple was an unbeievable treat. We'd scoff the whole thing, core, pips, stalk and all, because we were hungry.

You're bringing up a generation of snowflakes. No wonder we're fúcked.

Have you ever seen a toddler try to eat a full-sized apple? They'll gum at it for ages and barely make a dent, eventually abandoning the effort. Small children are useless, y'see?

[Pokster]

Have you ever seen a toddler try to eat a full-sized apple? They'll gum at it for ages and barely make a dent, eventually abandoning the effort. Small children are useless, y'see?

At my age I gum it for ages and barely make a dent... a bit like with your mum

[Monty92]

I prefer something with a bit more character like a Russet Egremont or a Cox, but Pink Ladies seem to be the go-to crowd pleasing apple these days and I don't do the online shopping, so I don't get a say.

They are cooking apples you *****ng lunatic. Just as cooking a pink lady would be demented, so would be eating a russet or a cox as a mid-afternoon snack.

I am disappoint.

[Monty92]

Actually, that is true. I'll allow apple dismemberment for the kiddies.

You should see me peel a satsuma. You'd have me sectioned :hehe:

[Burney]

They are cooking apples you *****ng lunatic. Just as cooking a pink lady would be demented, so would be eating a russet or a cox as a mid-afternoon snack.

I am disappoint.

No, they are very much eating apples. A Bramley is a cooking apple. You, sir, are just of the infantilised generation that thinks that sweet is the be-all and end-all when it comes to fruit

Personally, I very much like to polish off a Cox at lunchtime. A trait I allegedly share with Thomas Mair.

[Burney]

You should see me peel a satsuma. You'd have me sectioned :hehe:

My wife won't eat one until she's taken all the pith off. I can eat a bag of the things in the time it takes her to eat one.

[Luis Anaconda]

Little kids eat more of the apple if it is sliced
So do Germans - can't get into the kitchen here for people cutting up fruit that should be eaten whole

[Luis Anaconda]

No, they are very much eating apples. A Bramley is a cooking apple. You, sir, are just of the infantilised generation that thinks that sweet is the be-all and end-all when it comes to fruit

Personally, I very much like to polish off a Cox at lunchtime. A trait I allegedly share with Thomas Mair.

******* - that made me laugh

[Pat Vegas]

My wife won't eat one until she's taken all the pith off. I can eat a bag of the things in the time it takes her to eat one.

You should pith on her chips.

[Burney]

******* - that made me laugh

Shhh. I think I got away with it. :hide:

[Sir C]

No, they are very much eating apples. A Bramley is a cooking apple. You, sir, are just of the infantilised generation that thinks that sweet is the be-all and end-all when it comes to fruit

Personally, I very much like to polish off a Cox at lunchtime. A trait I allegedly share with Thomas Mair.

Oh I say! :clap:

You've just done an impression of rickyg, circa 2005.

[Burney]

Oh I say! :clap:

You've just done an impression of rickyg, circa 2005.

Yes. I was thinking of it as an homage to the dear chap.

Cùnt just ignored it, though. :shrug:

[Sir C]

So do Germans - can't get into the kitchen here for people cutting up fruit that should be eaten whole

Are you living in a commune, la? Are you going all Baader-Meinhof on our arses?

[Luis Anaconda]

Are you living in a commune, la? Are you going all Baader-Meinhof on our arses?

It's the only way to survive now, Sir C. The end of days are open us - we are all in this together*



*of course I meant the office kitchen

[Burney]

Are you living in a commune, la? Are you going all Baader-Meinhof on our arses?

He does have a beard, so... :judge:

[eastgermanautos]

No need to ask the question 'how d'ya like those apples' on this occasion I suppose

It's not how do you like those apples. It's howdya like them apples. Okay?