This Sarah Olney woman the Lib Dems are putting up in Richmond...

[Burney]

...before I start mocking her appearance, could someone let me know if she's been the victim of a horrible accident like a house fire or an an acid attack or something or whether she just looks like that.

Assuming it's the latter, fùcking state of it.

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[Brentwood]

She looks like Rowan Atkinson's down syndrome sister

[Mo Britain less Europe]

She's not that bad even if she looks a bit like Andrew Lloyd Webber. I'd rather shag her than Goldsmith.