I'm going to miss the exciting climax of Bake Off tonight.

[Sir C]

My attempts to avoid finding out the winner are doomed, aren't they? :-(

[Pat Vegas]

My attempts to avoid finding out the winner are doomed, aren't they? :-(

What will you be doing during this time Sir C.

not that I am nosy? some different sort of climax? :hide:

[Sir C]

What will you be doing during this time Sir C.

not that I am nosy? some different sort of climax? :hide:

I shall be meeting friends for dinner at Yauatcha, followed, no doubt, by some revelry in a gay bar as advised by Ash, (who knows about such places), for such is their wont. Then I will sleep, either in a gutter or shop doorway, or, if sober enough to find it, my room in the less-than glamourous Strand Palace hotel.

Tomorrow there will be groaning and dry-retching.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

My attempts to avoid finding out the winner are doomed, aren't they? :-(

I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.

:nod: But you still would, right?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

:nod: But you still would, right?

Probably. I know I'd be getting a decent bit of cake out of it the following morning.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

The Northern Irisher with the ears and Adrian Durham hair will win and piss Burney off

[Pat Vegas]

I shall be meeting friends for dinner at Yauatcha, followed, no doubt, by some revelry in a gay bar as advised by Ash, (who knows about such places), for such is their wont. Then I will sleep, either in a gutter or shop doorway, or, if sober enough to find it, my room in the less-than glamourous Strand Palace hotel.

Tomorrow there will be groaning and dry-retching.

It's not the worst hotel in the world. I feel sorry for tourists who book hotels based on the name.

'ooh Royal National near Russell Square I'll book that immediately' :grorifiedhostel:

[Burney]

I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.

You, sir, are a wrongcock. Not only would I until it fell off, but she is also I think the only one who can stop the horrific ginger monstrosity.

[Burney]

It's not the worst hotel in the world. I feel sorry for tourists who book hotels based on the name.

'ooh Royal National near Russell Square I'll book that immediately' :grorifiedhostel:


:hehe: I once stayed there purely because I was horrifically drunk, utterly unable to get home and needed a bed. My friend was in tow and the idea was that he would saunter in once I had told him my room number and kip on the floor. Apparently, while I snored off the drink, the night manager and he were locked in a battle of wits most of the night as he attempted to gain ingress. He was finally ejected and threatened with the police if he tried again.

[Sir C]

I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.

My feeling is that she may well be an enthusiastic proponent of the arts of rudies.

[Burney]

My feeling is that she may well be an enthusiastic proponent of the arts of rudies.

:nod: Oh, yes. Until it dropped off.

[Sir C]

:nod: Oh, yes. Until it dropped off.

Mind you, any perceived paucity of performance would undoubtedly be rewarded with a barrage of verbal and physical abuse, of a severity as to make the strongest man blench.

[PSRB]

:nod: Oh, yes. Until it dropped off.

This place has gone to the dogs, I really shouldn't have to ask....pic???

[Burney]

Mind you, any perceived paucity of performance would undoubtedly be rewarded with a barrage of verbal and physical abuse, of a severity as to make the strongest man blench.

:nod: Oh, yes. You'd be dead or reduced to a brittle husk of a man inside a fortnight, but no pain, no gain. :cloud9:

[Burney]

This place has gone to the dogs, I really shouldn't have to ask....pic???

It's the most watched TV programme on the BBC, psrb. Do you really need us to get you a pic?

[Monty92]

I shall be meeting friends for dinner at Yauatcha, followed, no doubt, by some revelry in a gay bar as advised by Ash, (who knows about such places), for such is their wont. Then I will sleep, either in a gutter or shop doorway, or, if sober enough to find it, my room in the less-than glamourous Strand Palace hotel.

Tomorrow there will be groaning and dry-retching.

If you can afford to stay in a posh London hotel at the end of a heavy night, why do you not just pay for a taxi home?

Som Saa for me tonight :cloud9:

[Sir C]

If you can afford to stay in a posh London hotel at the end of a heavy night, why do you not just pay for a taxi home?

Som Saa for me tonight :cloud9:

What's it to you, you cheeky little ****?

(The glw works just across the road so it makes sense to stay as we're likely to be quite late.)

I haven't been to Som Saa. Is it as good as Smoking Goat? Hmm? You know they've opened a new won? Kiln, innit.

[Sir C]

This place has gone to the dogs, I really shouldn't have to ask....pic???

Like a shíthouse door in a storm FACT.

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[PSRB]

It's the most watched TV programme on the BBC, psrb. Do you really need us to get you a pic?

That's not the point, b. I shouldn't have to ask

[Burney]

Like a shíthouse door in a storm FACT.

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PE teacher, of course. And not a lesbian. Odd, that.

[Sir C]

PE teacher, of course. And not a lesbian. Odd, that.

I put it to you that she is most certainly an occasional devotee of the ways of Sapphos; especially when she's having a night in with her best friend and they have a couple of bottles of Lambrusco and then the washing machine repairman arrives.

[Burney]

I put it to you that she is most certainly an occasional devotee of the ways of Sapphos; especially when she's having a night in with her best friend and they have a couple of bottles of Lambrusco and then the washing machine repairman arrives.

Is the friend Flora out of the last one? Do they get all floury together?

[Sir C]

Is the friend Flora out of the last one? Do they get all floury together?

I'd forgotten about Flora.

Back in 5.

[Maravilloso Marvo]

I'd forgotten about Flora.

Back in 5.

Wasn't she 14 years old? You sick old perv.

[Sir C]

Wasn't she 14 years old? You sick old perv.

I didn't think to ask for ID to be honest.

[eastgermanautos]

That's not the point, b. I shouldn't have to ask

To Sir C: I love it the way you say climax. :-D