View Full Version : I'm going to miss the exciting climax of Bake Off tonight.
Sir C
10-26-2016, 10:43 AM
My attempts to avoid finding out the winner are doomed, aren't they? :-(
Pat Vegas
10-26-2016, 10:51 AM
My attempts to avoid finding out the winner are doomed, aren't they? :-(
What will you be doing during this time Sir C.
not that I am nosy? some different sort of climax? :hide:
Sir C
10-26-2016, 10:56 AM
What will you be doing during this time Sir C.
not that I am nosy? some different sort of climax? :hide:
I shall be meeting friends for dinner at Yauatcha, followed, no doubt, by some revelry in a gay bar as advised by Ash, (who knows about such places), for such is their wont. Then I will sleep, either in a gutter or shop doorway, or, if sober enough to find it, my room in the less-than glamourous Strand Palace hotel.
Tomorrow there will be groaning and dry-retching.
Billy Goat Sverige
10-26-2016, 10:58 AM
My attempts to avoid finding out the winner are doomed, aren't they? :-(
I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.
Maravilloso Marvo
10-26-2016, 11:00 AM
I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.
:nod: But you still would, right?
Billy Goat Sverige
10-26-2016, 11:05 AM
:nod: But you still would, right?
Probably. I know I'd be getting a decent bit of cake out of it the following morning.
Viva Prat Vegas
10-26-2016, 11:07 AM
The Northern Irisher with the ears and Adrian Durham hair will win and piss Burney off
Pat Vegas
10-26-2016, 11:10 AM
I shall be meeting friends for dinner at Yauatcha, followed, no doubt, by some revelry in a gay bar as advised by Ash, (who knows about such places), for such is their wont. Then I will sleep, either in a gutter or shop doorway, or, if sober enough to find it, my room in the less-than glamourous Strand Palace hotel.
Tomorrow there will be groaning and dry-retching.
It's not the worst hotel in the world. I feel sorry for tourists who book hotels based on the name.
'ooh Royal National near Russell Square I'll book that immediately' :grorifiedhostel:
Burney
10-26-2016, 11:11 AM
I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.
You, sir, are a wrongcock. Not only would I until it fell off, but she is also I think the only one who can stop the horrific ginger monstrosity.
Burney
10-26-2016, 11:15 AM
It's not the worst hotel in the world. I feel sorry for tourists who book hotels based on the name.
'ooh Royal National near Russell Square I'll book that immediately' :grorifiedhostel:
:hehe: I once stayed there purely because I was horrifically drunk, utterly unable to get home and needed a bed. My friend was in tow and the idea was that he would saunter in once I had told him my room number and kip on the floor. Apparently, while I snored off the drink, the night manager and he were locked in a battle of wits most of the night as he attempted to gain ingress. He was finally ejected and threatened with the police if he tried again.
Sir C
10-26-2016, 11:44 AM
I started catching up with that. I REALLY hate that pouty **** with the lipstick.
My feeling is that she may well be an enthusiastic proponent of the arts of rudies.
Burney
10-26-2016, 11:48 AM
My feeling is that she may well be an enthusiastic proponent of the arts of rudies.
:nod: Oh, yes. Until it dropped off.
Sir C
10-26-2016, 11:51 AM
:nod: Oh, yes. Until it dropped off.
Mind you, any perceived paucity of performance would undoubtedly be rewarded with a barrage of verbal and physical abuse, of a severity as to make the strongest man blench.
:nod: Oh, yes. Until it dropped off.
This place has gone to the dogs, I really shouldn't have to ask....pic???
Burney
10-26-2016, 11:54 AM
Mind you, any perceived paucity of performance would undoubtedly be rewarded with a barrage of verbal and physical abuse, of a severity as to make the strongest man blench.
:nod: Oh, yes. You'd be dead or reduced to a brittle husk of a man inside a fortnight, but no pain, no gain. :cloud9:
Burney
10-26-2016, 11:56 AM
This place has gone to the dogs, I really shouldn't have to ask....pic???
It's the most watched TV programme on the BBC, psrb. Do you really need us to get you a pic?
Monty92
10-26-2016, 11:57 AM
I shall be meeting friends for dinner at Yauatcha, followed, no doubt, by some revelry in a gay bar as advised by Ash, (who knows about such places), for such is their wont. Then I will sleep, either in a gutter or shop doorway, or, if sober enough to find it, my room in the less-than glamourous Strand Palace hotel.
Tomorrow there will be groaning and dry-retching.
If you can afford to stay in a posh London hotel at the end of a heavy night, why do you not just pay for a taxi home?
Som Saa for me tonight :cloud9:
Sir C
10-26-2016, 12:01 PM
If you can afford to stay in a posh London hotel at the end of a heavy night, why do you not just pay for a taxi home?
Som Saa for me tonight :cloud9:
What's it to you, you cheeky little ****?
(The glw works just across the road so it makes sense to stay as we're likely to be quite late.)
I haven't been to Som Saa. Is it as good as Smoking Goat? Hmm? You know they've opened a new won? Kiln, innit.
Sir C
10-26-2016, 12:03 PM
This place has gone to the dogs, I really shouldn't have to ask....pic???
Like a shíthouse door in a storm FACT.
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It's the most watched TV programme on the BBC, psrb. Do you really need us to get you a pic?
That's not the point, b. I shouldn't have to ask
Burney
10-26-2016, 12:09 PM
Like a shíthouse door in a storm FACT.
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PE teacher, of course. And not a lesbian. Odd, that.
Sir C
10-26-2016, 12:12 PM
PE teacher, of course. And not a lesbian. Odd, that.
I put it to you that she is most certainly an occasional devotee of the ways of Sapphos; especially when she's having a night in with her best friend and they have a couple of bottles of Lambrusco and then the washing machine repairman arrives.
Burney
10-26-2016, 12:13 PM
I put it to you that she is most certainly an occasional devotee of the ways of Sapphos; especially when she's having a night in with her best friend and they have a couple of bottles of Lambrusco and then the washing machine repairman arrives.
Is the friend Flora out of the last one? Do they get all floury together?
Sir C
10-26-2016, 12:14 PM
Is the friend Flora out of the last one? Do they get all floury together?
I'd forgotten about Flora.
Back in 5.
Maravilloso Marvo
10-26-2016, 12:25 PM
I'd forgotten about Flora.
Back in 5.
Wasn't she 14 years old? You sick old perv.
Sir C
10-26-2016, 12:27 PM
Wasn't she 14 years old? You sick old perv.
I didn't think to ask for ID to be honest.
eastgermanautos
10-26-2016, 02:50 PM
That's not the point, b. I shouldn't have to ask
To Sir C: I love it the way you say climax. :-D
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