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TheCurly
10-24-2016, 01:36 PM
Head stuck to a cushion with blood,right elbow smashed and finger on left hand the size of a Mars Bar.Technically I was "working" last night.
Mrs C had hidden the car keys and I had to hoof it into work.
All things considered not my finest hour
Norn Iron
10-24-2016, 01:37 PM
Head stuck to a cushion with blood,right elbow smashed and finger on left hand the size of a Mars Bar.Technically I was "working" last night.
Mrs C had hidden the car keys and I had to hoof it into work.
All things considered not my finest hour

Punishment beatings aren't what they used to be.
Burney
10-24-2016, 01:38 PM
Punishment beatings aren't what they used to be.

:hehe: vg NI
Sir C
10-24-2016, 01:40 PM
Head stuck to a cushion with blood,right elbow smashed and finger on left hand the size of a Mars Bar.Technically I was "working" last night.
Mrs C had hidden the car keys and I had to hoof it into work.
All things considered not my finest hour

c. You're approaching 50 years of age, man.

Don't make me roll my eyes at you now.
PSRB
10-24-2016, 01:41 PM
Punishment beatings aren't what they used to be.

:hehe: Proper chuckled at that
Burney
10-24-2016, 01:43 PM
Head stuck to a cushion with blood,right elbow smashed and finger on left hand the size of a Mars Bar.Technically I was "working" last night.
Mrs C had hidden the car keys and I had to hoof it into work.
All things considered not my finest hour

:-( However pïssed off with you she was, I don't think it justifies doing that to you, c.
TheCurly
10-24-2016, 01:44 PM
c. You're approaching 50 years of age, man.

Don't make me roll my eyes at you now.

As I was walking down the street a neighbour was looking out the window,pointing and laughing at me :-(
Completely the fault of Mr Hennessy of course
TheCurly
10-24-2016, 01:49 PM
:-( However pïssed off with you she was, I don't think it justifies doing that to you, c.

tbf if I had have run someone over it may have ruined my evening
Burney
10-24-2016, 01:53 PM
tbf if I had have run someone over it may have ruined my evening

No, I meant her smashing your elbone and breaking your fing...oh, never mind.