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Sir C
10-20-2016, 08:47 AM
players, but we have no one to replace our miniscule ambidextrous Spaniard :-(

That ball for Ozil :cloud9:
Monty92
10-20-2016, 08:48 AM
players, but we have no one to replace our miniscule ambidextrous Spaniard :-(

That ball for Ozil :cloud9:

How do you know he can use both hands equally well?
Sir C
10-20-2016, 08:50 AM
How do you know he can use both hands equally well?

I've seen him fisting your mum with both.
Monty92
10-20-2016, 09:02 AM
I've seen him fisting your mum with both.

Vaginal or anal?
Sir C
10-20-2016, 09:07 AM
Vaginal or anal?

Both, at the same time.

This has made me feel a bit queasy.
TheCurly
10-20-2016, 09:08 AM
Both, at the same time.

This has made me feel a bit queasy.

Still.Claudio Bravo eh?
Sir C
10-20-2016, 09:12 AM
Still.Claudio Bravo eh?

:nod: Or Clownio Bravo, as I like to call him.
Luis Anaconda
10-20-2016, 09:26 AM
players, but we have no one to replace our miniscule ambidextrous Spaniard :-(

That ball for Ozil :cloud9:

I missed last night's game - was we any good?
Sir C
10-20-2016, 09:31 AM
I missed last night's game - was we any good?

Just the usual, la. Kept everything ticking over, dictated the pace, you know the drill. Until he went off with hamstring knack, of course :-(
Sir C
10-20-2016, 09:31 AM
I missed last night's game - was we any good?

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was excellent, by the way.
Luis Anaconda
10-20-2016, 10:03 AM
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was excellent, by the way.

:( I'm very much hoping to see Santi on Saturday, though. Good fun to actually see game live. We haven't lost since I last went
Sir C
10-20-2016, 10:10 AM
:( I'm very much hoping to see Santi on Saturday, though. Good fun to actually see game live. We haven't lost since I last went

Don't fúck it all up la.
Ash
10-20-2016, 10:13 AM
Don't fúck it all up la.

We are all in trepidation. I think he actually jinxed the cricket as well last time he was on Blighty-leave.
Sir C
10-20-2016, 10:14 AM
We are all in trepidation. I think he actually jinxed the cricket as well last time he was on Blighty-leave.

You're not going drinking with him, are you? :-(

Consider your poor liver, a.
Luis Anaconda
10-20-2016, 10:18 AM
You're not going drinking with him, are you? :-(

Consider your poor liver, a.

I do hope he is - I have been relieved of familial duties due to my sister typically leaving town as I come back and I have a pocketful of euros which I believe are actually worth something these days :lager:
Ash
10-20-2016, 10:20 AM
You're not going drinking with him, are you? :-(

Consider your poor liver, a.

I think my poor liver has already experience a profound lack of consideration for some decades now. :-( I'm not sure it'll notice another Saturday on the Blackstock Road.
Ash
10-20-2016, 10:48 AM
I do hope he is - I have been relieved of familial duties due to my sister typically leaving town as I come back and I have a pocketful of euros which I believe are actually worth something these days :lager:

:thumbup: The Trumans Runner they had on last night was a very tasty pint. Rumour is that two gentlemen, one with famously small feet and another who used to live in Southend, left the ground after the third went in because they fancied another drink. When I say rumour, I mean fact.
World's End Stella
10-20-2016, 10:50 AM
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain was excellent, by the way.

Considering that ball to Walcott when they were 2 v none with the keeper, excellent might be an overstatement.

But I would agree that it was his best game by some distance in a very long time. Well done, Ox.
redgunamo
10-20-2016, 11:11 AM
We are all in trepidation. I think he actually jinxed the cricket as well last time he was on Blighty-leave.

:-| My word.
redgunamo
10-20-2016, 11:13 AM
:nod: Or Clownio Bravo, as I like to call him.

Indeed. Surely the whole point of a goalkeeper is that he can't play football?

Dickhead. Pep, not you.
World's End Stella
10-20-2016, 12:06 PM
Indeed. Surely the whole point of a goalkeeper is that he can't play football?

Dickhead. Pep, not you.

:hehe: See Xavi's quote, red? 'He once admitted to me that he'd play 11 midfielders if he could'.

Thought you might enjoy that one :-)
Ash
10-20-2016, 12:12 PM
:hehe: See xavi's quote, red? 'he once admitted to me that he'd play 11 midfielders if he could'.

Thought you might enjoy that one :-)

looooooooool
redgunamo
10-20-2016, 12:13 PM
:hehe: See Xavi's quote, red? 'He once admitted to me that he'd play 11 midfielders if he could'.

Thought you might enjoy that one :-)

Yes, I saw that.

In fairness to Pep, I gather he continued, "so long as one of those "midfielders" is Lionel Messi."

Which is fair enough. I also love midfielders who score 500 goals.